Britney Spears files for divorce - KFed fails again
Mad_Maxima
11-08-2006, 07:58 AM
didnt see this anywhere yet, so i decided to post it, cuz its just too funny
TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/
K-Fed plays to an almost empty house
Wannabe rapper has to beg club not to cancel his concert
Danny Moloshok / AP file
The show must go on, but only if Kevin Federline begs.
K-Fed’s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn’t cancelled as some predicted — but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.
“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.
K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear.
“He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans,” the bartender told the tab. “It was a bad idea — he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there.”
Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, “seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’ ”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/
TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/
K-Fed plays to an almost empty house
Wannabe rapper has to beg club not to cancel his concert
Danny Moloshok / AP file
The show must go on, but only if Kevin Federline begs.
K-Fed’s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn’t cancelled as some predicted — but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.
“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.
K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear.
“He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans,” the bartender told the tab. “It was a bad idea — he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there.”
Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, “seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’ ”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/
fredjacksonsan
11-08-2006, 08:17 AM
This was pretty much a given, almost from the beginning.
Mad_Maxima
11-08-2006, 08:36 AM
man she could've had any guy in the world, and she choose him to father her offspring, thats what cracks me up the most
New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.
:lol::lol::lol:
New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.
:lol::lol::lol:
nissan_240sx
11-08-2006, 09:03 AM
lol funny shit
sideshowrich
11-08-2006, 10:16 AM
man she could've had any guy in the world, and she choose him to father her offspring, thats what cracks me up the most
:lol::lol::lol:
I guess that gives us all a chance:naughty:
And if the rapper thing doesn't work out (which I don't think it will), K-dud can always fall back on his new career getting his ass kicked on WWE wrestling.
:lol::lol::lol:
I guess that gives us all a chance:naughty:
And if the rapper thing doesn't work out (which I don't think it will), K-dud can always fall back on his new career getting his ass kicked on WWE wrestling.
2of9
11-08-2006, 10:49 AM
i think everyone saw this coming. how stupid can k-fed be? he's just using his wife's money to get popular.
beef_bourito
11-08-2006, 11:00 AM
I'm just wondering who the hell would pay to see this guy, it's pitiful.
ghostrx7
11-08-2006, 11:04 AM
really! who would actually b his fan? im surprised he even had 300 fans, he probably begged them to come too....
vinnym86
11-08-2006, 11:31 AM
he should be shot. right in the babymaker.
l_eclipse_l
11-08-2006, 12:33 PM
What's even better...CNN decided to have this is the main story last night, even though the entire nation is talking about the elections. Good call guys.
fredjacksonsan
11-08-2006, 12:54 PM
I hear he'll be changing his name from K-fed to Fed-Ex.
WickedNYCowboy
11-08-2006, 01:05 PM
I can't and don't really want to imagine how she got mixed up with the screw up to begin with.
'97ventureowner
11-08-2006, 01:08 PM
I guess you could say, "Oops, she did it again!" with this being her second divorce. I see she's taking it well, a surprise appearance on the David Letterman Show, and ice skating at Rockefeller Center.
From what CNN Headline News was reporting this morning, the couple has no community property, and there was a pre-nupital agreement before she married him, so he's probably not getting a whole hell-of-a-lot from her. At least he still gets visitation.
From what CNN Headline News was reporting this morning, the couple has no community property, and there was a pre-nupital agreement before she married him, so he's probably not getting a whole hell-of-a-lot from her. At least he still gets visitation.
ghostrx7
11-08-2006, 01:14 PM
well, she's not all that in my eyes anyway, she kinda seems like trailer trash to me...
WickedNYCowboy
11-08-2006, 01:16 PM
I guess you could say, "Oops, she did it again!" with this being her second divorce. I see she's taking it well, a surprise appearance on the David Letterman Show, and ice skating at Rockefeller Center.
From what CNN Headline News was reporting this morning, the couple has no community property, and there was a pre-nupital agreement before she married him, so he's probably not getting a whole hell-of-a-lot from her. At least he still gets visitation.
He's so stupid(even compared to her) that he shouldn't even be allowed that. The kid's pedigre is bad enough as is, they don't need to see their father's stupidity just having the dimwit as their father is enough in my eyes.
From what CNN Headline News was reporting this morning, the couple has no community property, and there was a pre-nupital agreement before she married him, so he's probably not getting a whole hell-of-a-lot from her. At least he still gets visitation.
He's so stupid(even compared to her) that he shouldn't even be allowed that. The kid's pedigre is bad enough as is, they don't need to see their father's stupidity just having the dimwit as their father is enough in my eyes.
Mad_Maxima
11-08-2006, 01:17 PM
i heard he was gettin something like 300K, not sure though
WickedNYCowboy
11-08-2006, 01:20 PM
really! who would actually b his fan? im surprised he even had 300 fans, he probably begged them to come too....
He probably paid them to go.
He probably paid them to go.
ghostrx7
11-08-2006, 01:26 PM
he reminds me of the next vanilla ice for some damn reason...lol altho he'll never get that popular.
'97ventureowner
11-08-2006, 01:52 PM
really! who would actually b his fan? im surprised he even had 300 fans, he probably begged them to come too....
Did anyone happen to see his "performance" and I use that term VERY loosely, on one of the late night talk shows, (either Leno or Conan, can't remember it was so bad!) I think it was last week or the one before that. I had the tv on in the background when he came on. I couldn't take but a few seconds, so I hit the "mute" button on the remote:lol: After he was done there was a lukewarm response from the audience. Usually the audience is kind enough to respond well with applause even when the artist is so-so, but not with "FED-EX" as fredjacksonsan would say.
Did anyone happen to see his "performance" and I use that term VERY loosely, on one of the late night talk shows, (either Leno or Conan, can't remember it was so bad!) I think it was last week or the one before that. I had the tv on in the background when he came on. I couldn't take but a few seconds, so I hit the "mute" button on the remote:lol: After he was done there was a lukewarm response from the audience. Usually the audience is kind enough to respond well with applause even when the artist is so-so, but not with "FED-EX" as fredjacksonsan would say.
00accord44
11-08-2006, 03:11 PM
What! You guys don't lke K-Fed!?!?! HE OWNS!
I wanna be just like K-Fed. His notoriety to knowledge ratio is crazy high! I know all kinds of stuff and the only people that know of me are you jokers.
K-Fed: 1
Rest of us: 0
I wanna be just like K-Fed. His notoriety to knowledge ratio is crazy high! I know all kinds of stuff and the only people that know of me are you jokers.
K-Fed: 1
Rest of us: 0
TexasF355F1
11-08-2006, 07:35 PM
When will people stop caring so much about celebrities?
Mad_Maxima
11-08-2006, 08:43 PM
When will people stop caring so much about celebrities?
probably never
probably never
Broke_as_****
11-08-2006, 09:10 PM
Since just about the entire planet saw this coming before they even got married it's pretty natural that the one person who didn't was Fed-Ex.
http://break.com/index/kfed_finds_out_about_divorce.html
http://break.com/index/kfed_finds_out_about_divorce.html
elementskater15
11-08-2006, 09:26 PM
i honestly wonder what he's gonna do now, she just dropped him with nothing..oh well, he's a douche
speediva
11-08-2006, 10:12 PM
When will people stop caring so much about celebrities?
Haven't you ever heard the song "High School Never Ends" ??? I bet you can't guess the message it sends. :rolleyes:
That said, yeah, it was a slow day in the office, so we talked about this for like... an hour. Sad, really really sad... that we even talked about it. Not the divorce. Duh.
Haven't you ever heard the song "High School Never Ends" ??? I bet you can't guess the message it sends. :rolleyes:
That said, yeah, it was a slow day in the office, so we talked about this for like... an hour. Sad, really really sad... that we even talked about it. Not the divorce. Duh.
00accord44
11-08-2006, 10:30 PM
So I'm the only one that feels even a little sorry for K-Fed?
Its like when scientists do the test with the hamster and the piece of food wired to electrodes. Then that one dumb hamster keps going back and getting shocked. Too dumb to realize whats happening... K-Fed is that hamster :frown:
Then I get over it and realize he's not a hamster, he's a moron. Meh...
Its like when scientists do the test with the hamster and the piece of food wired to electrodes. Then that one dumb hamster keps going back and getting shocked. Too dumb to realize whats happening... K-Fed is that hamster :frown:
Then I get over it and realize he's not a hamster, he's a moron. Meh...
Steel
11-08-2006, 10:34 PM
I guess the reason for the divorce she put on the papers was "Irreconcilable differences".
Yeah, he's a moron and she's an idiot!
Yeah, he's a moron and she's an idiot!
00accord44
11-08-2006, 10:47 PM
I guess the reason for the divorce she put on the papers was "Irreconcilable differences".
Yeah, he's a moron and she's an idiot!
I think thats the standard reason stated for hollywood divorce. Its probably the reason stated on many non-celebrity divorce papers also. I think its just a nicer, concise way of saying "We got married, then I realized he/she's an asshole"
Yeah, he's a moron and she's an idiot!
I think thats the standard reason stated for hollywood divorce. Its probably the reason stated on many non-celebrity divorce papers also. I think its just a nicer, concise way of saying "We got married, then I realized he/she's an asshole"
Jimster
11-09-2006, 01:58 AM
Oh, so it's now no longer cool to have that K-Fed poster above my bed? :(
raysoh8
11-09-2006, 08:43 AM
I don't care about celebrities, but its amusing to see someone's embarassing failure being broadcast worldwide. Just imagine being that guy. Your life would suck really bad.
'97ventureowner
11-09-2006, 12:33 PM
On this mornings news they said he filed court papers for sole custody of the kids,(btw how's his OTHER kids doing from that actress before Britney?) He also wants her to provide a monthly stipend to him as part of the settlement.
fredjacksonsan
11-09-2006, 12:48 PM
ec437
11-09-2006, 12:49 PM
I don't care about celebrities, but its amusing to see someone's embarassing failure being broadcast worldwide. Just imagine being that guy. Your life would suck really bad.
Yes, it is too bad that he is not one of the 6,555,866,624 people that know that though.
Yes, it is too bad that he is not one of the 6,555,866,624 people that know that though.
drunken monkey
11-09-2006, 01:02 PM
if i were that guy, i'd ask for sole rights to the alledged home made porn.
DinanM3_S2
11-09-2006, 02:59 PM
On this mornings news they said he filed court papers for sole custody of the kids
Now I wonder why this is....
He also wants her to provide a monthly stipend to him as part of the settlement.
O yea, money. I lol'd
Now I wonder why this is....
He also wants her to provide a monthly stipend to him as part of the settlement.
O yea, money. I lol'd
clawhammer
11-09-2006, 03:03 PM
if i were that guy, i'd ask for sole rights to the alledged home made porn.
I bet the porn would get him more money than his rapping did
I bet the porn would get him more money than his rapping did
00accord44
11-09-2006, 03:14 PM
He has a show at the House of Blues in Chicago this weekend. The tickets are free. I'm not BSing at all... free. After his last show's lack of turnout, they decided to give the tickets away in hopes of some crowd.
Here's the linkfor you Jimster, maybe you can get one before entertainment reporters snatch em up
K-Fed Tix (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=0&t=364842&u2=http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/04003D49F68DBC39?artistid=1076962&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52&brand=hob)
Here's the linkfor you Jimster, maybe you can get one before entertainment reporters snatch em up
K-Fed Tix (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=0&t=364842&u2=http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/04003D49F68DBC39?artistid=1076962&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52&brand=hob)
thecackster
11-09-2006, 04:38 PM
He has a show at the House of Blues in Chicago this weekend. The tickets are free. I'm not BSing at all... free. After his last show's lack of turnout, they decided to give the tickets away in hopes of some crowd.
Here's the linkfor you Jimster, maybe you can get one before entertainment reporters snatch em up
K-Fed Tix (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=0&t=364842&u2=http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/04003D49F68DBC39?artistid=1076962&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52&brand=hob)
That was yesterday silly.
Edit: And i think they were 25 bucks
Here's the linkfor you Jimster, maybe you can get one before entertainment reporters snatch em up
K-Fed Tix (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=0&t=364842&u2=http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/04003D49F68DBC39?artistid=1076962&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52&brand=hob)
That was yesterday silly.
Edit: And i think they were 25 bucks
Gohan Ryu
11-09-2006, 04:45 PM
Local news did a story about his show at the Chicago HOB last night - the tickets were give-aways and it was mostly press and reporters in the audience.
They quoted K-Fed saying to the women in the audience "I'm single again!!! Who wants to dance with a PIMP?!!!"
Obviously the more humiliation he endures the deeper into delusion he sinks.
They quoted K-Fed saying to the women in the audience "I'm single again!!! Who wants to dance with a PIMP?!!!"
Obviously the more humiliation he endures the deeper into delusion he sinks.
Mad_Maxima
11-09-2006, 06:07 PM
^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAH, man that is pathetic :lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
00accord44
11-09-2006, 07:04 PM
So did any reporters go up there and get their sexy back with him?
naughty koolaid
11-09-2006, 07:35 PM
she should've stuck with justin timberlake. at least he was hot and had some money too, so he wouldn't constantly be mooching like kfed.
00accord44
11-09-2006, 07:49 PM
Didn't she cheat on JT and that's why they broke up?
I feel 100% less manly asking a question pertaining to Brittney Spears and Justin Timberlake :disappoin
I feel 100% less manly asking a question pertaining to Brittney Spears and Justin Timberlake :disappoin
naughty koolaid
11-09-2006, 08:01 PM
fuck if i know. i have my own life, i don't really care about celebrities' lives. anyone else hear that lindsay lohan crashed another car? blamed it on the papparazzi. doesn't she drive a mercedes or something? im sure that car has more balls than w/e junker the papparazzi has, just step on the gas and get out of there.
oh and yes you totally just lost your balls and any manhood you had asking about britney spears and justin timberlake ;)
oh and yes you totally just lost your balls and any manhood you had asking about britney spears and justin timberlake ;)
00accord44
11-09-2006, 08:30 PM
WTB pair of testes. Grown man size. Like new condition. Crab free if possible.
GForce957
11-09-2006, 08:54 PM
Sorry, I need mine. Lots of girls like a man who knows intimate things about JT tho...
(I dont know any tho, nor have I heard of any. In all probability, im making that comment up)
(I dont know any tho, nor have I heard of any. In all probability, im making that comment up)
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