Yet another blonde joke....
curious
09-10-2002, 03:59 PM
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were
watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts.
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were
watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts.
darkness
09-10-2002, 05:19 PM
I'm sure the guys didn't really care:p
Spec2 Girl
09-10-2002, 05:25 PM
Heard it before, but it's good! :hehehe: :p
YogsVR4
09-10-2002, 05:30 PM
:D I like it :D
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Damien
09-10-2002, 08:06 PM
Sadly, the moral is fitting :(
Funny though! :hehehe:
Funny though! :hehehe:
DVSNCYNIKL
09-11-2002, 10:08 AM
:buck it's a damn shame how easily we are manipulated.
taranaki
09-12-2002, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by curious
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
http://www.forumpix.com/content/misc/images/pics.jpg:D
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
http://www.forumpix.com/content/misc/images/pics.jpg:D
Ssom
09-13-2002, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
http://www.forumpix.com/content/misc/images/pics.jpg:D
What he said :D
http://www.forumpix.com/content/misc/images/pics.jpg:D
What he said :D
primera man
09-13-2002, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
:buck it's a damn shame how easily we are manipulated.
So true :p
:buck it's a damn shame how easily we are manipulated.
So true :p
the_NuBee
09-13-2002, 11:16 PM
hhaha:sun:
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