Invitation...it's a joke.

Sam had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. So he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and bought groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stood a big, bearded man.

"Name's Ned. Your neighbor from 40 miles away. Having a party Friday. Thought you might like to come. 'Bout 5."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here, I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Ned is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. There's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem. After 25 years in the rat race, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Ned stops. "More'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."

Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Ned turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam. "I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I bring?"

Ned stops at the door again and says, "Whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us."



And, a website from my long list of favorites: http://www.atomfilms.com

Originally posted by kbslacker
Sam had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. So he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and bought groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stood a big, bearded man.

"Name's Ned. Your neighbor from 40 miles away. Having a party Friday. Thought you might like to come. 'Bout 5."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here, I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Ned is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. There's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem. After 25 years in the rat race, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Ned stops. "More'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."

Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Ned turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam. "I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I bring?"

Ned stops at the door again and says, "Whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us."



And, a website from my long list of favorites: http://www.atomfilms.com



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Now THIS is farking funny :D

Welcome to..............;)

:hehehe:

Originally posted by shadowboy
http://shadowboy.2y.net/lastweek.jpg


You know, when you put up that picture, you have to post a link.

Originally posted by kbslacker



You know, when you put up that picture, you have to post a link.

Actually, it's whenever you call a repost really.

Last week - this week. Its still funny :)

true dat

Originally posted by shadowboy
true dat

w3rd...



JWT anywho...

:D

Originally posted by kbslacker


Actually, it's whenever you call a repost really.

Thats whats wrong with these young kids today, they just don't know smart ass picture posting guidelines :rolleyes:


Oh yea, and I knew it was a joke... You didn't have to tell me... I do have a sense of humor :D

i would have posted the link.. but i am just too damnned lazy to search for it.

hahaha that's good! :hehehe: :p