Worst pick up lines
Spec2 Girl
09-09-2002, 04:52 PM
Hehe I crack up everytime I see the new McDonalds ad where the guy walks up to the girl and says “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?” Has anyone actually used that and if not what others have you tried??? :p :hehehe:
S Brake
09-09-2002, 07:52 PM
some moron gave me a card to stick in my wallet that has tons of them, they all suck though.
DaFoo
09-09-2002, 08:07 PM
I've got an alright one that actually makes the girls laugh (no, seriously).
Guy: My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties.
Girl: Well, your magic watch is wrong, because I am.
Guy: (Tapping it) Damn! It must be an hour fast.
Guy: My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties.
Girl: Well, your magic watch is wrong, because I am.
Guy: (Tapping it) Damn! It must be an hour fast.
Spec2 Girl
09-09-2002, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by DaFoo
I've got an alright one that actually makes the girls laugh (no, seriously).
Guy: My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties.
Girl: Where your magic watch is wrong, because I am.
Guy: (Tapping it) Damn! It must be an hour fast. That's hilarious! :hehehe: Does it work?? ;) :D
I've got an alright one that actually makes the girls laugh (no, seriously).
Guy: My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties.
Girl: Where your magic watch is wrong, because I am.
Guy: (Tapping it) Damn! It must be an hour fast. That's hilarious! :hehehe: Does it work?? ;) :D
wickedG20
09-09-2002, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by DaFoo
I've got an alright one that actually makes the girls laugh (no, seriously).
Guy: My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties.
Girl: Where your magic watch is wrong, because I am.
Guy: (Tapping it) Damn! It must be an hour fast.
haha dude that was one of the greatest ones ive heard. that would probably end up in you getting slapped though, ouch!
the one i heard the most:
i lost my phone number, can I have yours?
according to a recent project on this, they found out this one works the best:
guy looks at the tag on the girls shirt and simply says: yep! made in heaven.
I've got an alright one that actually makes the girls laugh (no, seriously).
Guy: My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties.
Girl: Where your magic watch is wrong, because I am.
Guy: (Tapping it) Damn! It must be an hour fast.
haha dude that was one of the greatest ones ive heard. that would probably end up in you getting slapped though, ouch!
the one i heard the most:
i lost my phone number, can I have yours?
according to a recent project on this, they found out this one works the best:
guy looks at the tag on the girls shirt and simply says: yep! made in heaven.
Damien
09-09-2002, 08:30 PM
Pick-up lines are a thing of the past! Slight of hand and she is yours! :smoka:
I am though going out and tryin those to see what happens! Sounds like a good dare! :p
I am though going out and tryin those to see what happens! Sounds like a good dare! :p
Marc04
09-09-2002, 09:12 PM
i don't know if this is how it goes
"are those space pants, cause your ass is out of this world.
my friend is conviced that this is the best pick up line..short and simple.
"wanna go back to my place and bang?"...i don't think it has worked for him let
"are those space pants, cause your ass is out of this world.
my friend is conviced that this is the best pick up line..short and simple.
"wanna go back to my place and bang?"...i don't think it has worked for him let
ci5ic
09-09-2002, 09:22 PM
LOL... I always kinda liked:
"Nice shoes... Wanna f***?"
But a friend of mine gave me this card that looks and feels like it's made out of a glossy paper, but it's actually some kind of plastic or something. Anyways, it's impossible to rip the card, and printed on the front of it, it says:
"If you would like to have sex with me, keep this card and smile. If not, tear the card in half"
So you give a girl this card, and obviously, they try and tear it without luck, which then causes them to smile... :sun:
Never got laid with it, but I did get kissed a few times. :licker:
"Nice shoes... Wanna f***?"
But a friend of mine gave me this card that looks and feels like it's made out of a glossy paper, but it's actually some kind of plastic or something. Anyways, it's impossible to rip the card, and printed on the front of it, it says:
"If you would like to have sex with me, keep this card and smile. If not, tear the card in half"
So you give a girl this card, and obviously, they try and tear it without luck, which then causes them to smile... :sun:
Never got laid with it, but I did get kissed a few times. :licker:
Spec2 Girl
09-09-2002, 09:26 PM
Hehe the only one that sticks in my head that was used on me was when I was wearing a Skid Row t-shirt with “Piece of Me” (one of their songs) on the back and a guy yelled out “Can I have a piece of you?” :p :hehehe:
replicant_008
09-09-2002, 09:38 PM
M: Do you sleep on your stomach?
F: No why?
M: Do you mind if I do?
M: Here's 50 cents...
F: What's this for?
M: So you can call your flatmates and tell them you won't be back till the morning...
F: No why?
M: Do you mind if I do?
M: Here's 50 cents...
F: What's this for?
M: So you can call your flatmates and tell them you won't be back till the morning...
darkness
09-09-2002, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by replicant_008
M: Do you sleep on your stomach?
F: No why?
M: Do you mind if I do?
A variation
M: Do you sleep on your stomach?
F: No Why?
M: Then would you mind sleeping on mine?
M: Do you sleep on your stomach?
F: No why?
M: Do you mind if I do?
A variation
M: Do you sleep on your stomach?
F: No Why?
M: Then would you mind sleeping on mine?
moondog
09-09-2002, 11:28 PM
Guy: Wanna f***?
Woman: NO!
Guy: Well, would you mind lying down while I do? :p
Woman: NO!!!!!!
Guy: Come on, I'll give you a fiver.
Woman: (some variation of NO :p )
Guy: Ok then, a tenner. But you'll have to move a little bit.
:D :D
Woman: NO!
Guy: Well, would you mind lying down while I do? :p
Woman: NO!!!!!!
Guy: Come on, I'll give you a fiver.
Woman: (some variation of NO :p )
Guy: Ok then, a tenner. But you'll have to move a little bit.
:D :D
Spec2 Girl
09-09-2002, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by moondog
Guy: Wanna f***?
Woman: NO!
Guy: Well, would you mind lying down while I do? :p
Woman: NO!!!!!!
Guy: Come on, I'll give you a fiver.
Woman: (some variation of NO :p )
Guy: Ok then, a tenner. But you'll have to move a little bit.
:D :D Wonder why you never used any of those on me??? :bloated:
:p :D
Guy: Wanna f***?
Woman: NO!
Guy: Well, would you mind lying down while I do? :p
Woman: NO!!!!!!
Guy: Come on, I'll give you a fiver.
Woman: (some variation of NO :p )
Guy: Ok then, a tenner. But you'll have to move a little bit.
:D :D Wonder why you never used any of those on me??? :bloated:
:p :D
shadowboy
09-09-2002, 11:58 PM
"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so it will be coming off you"
"in an hour or so it will be coming off you"
ci5ic
09-10-2002, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by shadowboy
"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so it will be coming off you"
Variation:
"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so I will be cumming on you"
"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so it will be coming off you"
Variation:
"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so I will be cumming on you"
Spec2 Girl
09-10-2002, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by ci5ic
Variation:
"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so I will be cumming on you" hehe that was the reply I was thinking it was going to be. :hehehe: :p
Variation:
"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so I will be cumming on you" hehe that was the reply I was thinking it was going to be. :hehehe: :p
replicant_008
09-10-2002, 01:13 AM
Which of course begs the question... why didn't Monica wash her goddamn dress?
ci5ic
09-10-2002, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by replicant_008
Which of course begs the question... why didn't Monica wash her goddamn dress?
She wanted to save the "Presidue" :eek:
Which of course begs the question... why didn't Monica wash her goddamn dress?
She wanted to save the "Presidue" :eek:
Ssom
09-10-2002, 02:46 AM
:rolleyes: at the lot of you
Except Dafoo:finger:
Except Dafoo:finger:
replicant_008
09-10-2002, 04:59 AM
M talking to mate at Crowded Bar has just returned with fresh jug of beer.
F walks over to M, grabs his jug of beer and walks off. M thinks "WTF!" and chases off after F, after leading M around bar thru crowd a couple of times she takes a big swig and replaces beer at exactly same spot as it was taken...
M finally catches up and says: "What the hell was that all about"
F: Well now that I've got your attention..."
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F: What's big, scary and is really dangerous in heat?
M: Ahhh dunno?
F: Me stupid...
M: Oh shit...
F walks over to M, grabs his jug of beer and walks off. M thinks "WTF!" and chases off after F, after leading M around bar thru crowd a couple of times she takes a big swig and replaces beer at exactly same spot as it was taken...
M finally catches up and says: "What the hell was that all about"
F: Well now that I've got your attention..."
--------------------------------------
F: What's big, scary and is really dangerous in heat?
M: Ahhh dunno?
F: Me stupid...
M: Oh shit...
taranaki
09-10-2002, 06:03 AM
Guys.....pickup lines are soooooo last century.There's no guarrantee, but if you can make good eye contact with a girl, smile without leering and just lightly and slowly lick your eyebrows, there's a fair chance that she'll talk to you...
SkYLiNeFrEaK
09-10-2002, 10:47 AM
Pick up lines=t3h winnAr f0 rEaLz!!!:rolleyes:
dome
09-10-2002, 12:06 PM
oldie and not so goodie:
"Hi. You want to go get some ice cream and then fuck?"
"NO"
"OK, we don't HAVE to get ice cream."
Only semi pick-up line that ever worked for me:
On a crowded subway car: "I'm sorry, but if I get off of this train without at least saying hello to you, I will never forgive myself."
Corny but it's worked 3 times.
"Hi. You want to go get some ice cream and then fuck?"
"NO"
"OK, we don't HAVE to get ice cream."
Only semi pick-up line that ever worked for me:
On a crowded subway car: "I'm sorry, but if I get off of this train without at least saying hello to you, I will never forgive myself."
Corny but it's worked 3 times.
wickedG20
09-10-2002, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by ci5ic
LOL... I always kinda liked:
"Nice shoes... Wanna f***?"
haha I remember that one, thats funny. The one with the card is so good, i am gonna try it! lol
LOL... I always kinda liked:
"Nice shoes... Wanna f***?"
haha I remember that one, thats funny. The one with the card is so good, i am gonna try it! lol
darkness
09-10-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
but if you can make good eye contact with a girl, smile without leering and just lightly and slowly lick your eyebrows, there's a fair chance that she'll talk to you...
Prove it and I'll believe you.:p
but if you can make good eye contact with a girl, smile without leering and just lightly and slowly lick your eyebrows, there's a fair chance that she'll talk to you...
Prove it and I'll believe you.:p
Spec2 Girl
09-10-2002, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Guys.....pickup lines are soooooo last century.There's no guarrantee, but if you can make good eye contact with a girl, smile without leering and just lightly and slowly lick your eyebrows, there's a fair chance that she'll talk to you... hahahahaha :hehehe: :p
Guys.....pickup lines are soooooo last century.There's no guarrantee, but if you can make good eye contact with a girl, smile without leering and just lightly and slowly lick your eyebrows, there's a fair chance that she'll talk to you... hahahahaha :hehehe: :p
ci5ic
09-10-2002, 06:00 PM
"Excuse me Ma'am, you're stepping on my tongue..." :licker:
DaFoo
09-10-2002, 07:06 PM
Hell yeah mine works. I say that, and the girl actually laughs. You know, all one times that I've done it. I fucked up in the way it was said, but I went back and fixed it. It sounds much better now.
Damien
09-10-2002, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
hahahahaha :hehehe: :p
HEY! It's true! I agree with Mr. T on this one! :p
*Starts to worry! Agrees with Mr. T!?! :confused::uhoh:*
hahahahaha :hehehe: :p
HEY! It's true! I agree with Mr. T on this one! :p
*Starts to worry! Agrees with Mr. T!?! :confused::uhoh:*
Spec2 Girl
09-10-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Damien
*Starts to worry! Agrees with Mr. T!?! :confused::uhoh:* That is a worry! :finger:
:p
*Starts to worry! Agrees with Mr. T!?! :confused::uhoh:* That is a worry! :finger:
:p
DaFoo
09-12-2002, 07:59 PM
I also like this one, although I'd never use it.
"Hey, your new haircut really shows off your ass."
"Hey, your new haircut really shows off your ass."
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