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Seinfeld... Bring it


00accord44
10-23-2006, 12:43 AM
So I've held back long enough. And now I'm bored and very awake. So its time for a Seinfeld thread. I know you people love it, watch it, own the dvd sets, and quote it in everyday life. This is the thread for all things Seinfeld

LET YOUR LOVE OF SEINFELD OUT!!!

Or your hate if you choose, but how could anybody hate Seinfeld :confused:

Greatest episode: The Strike/ Festivus episode
Greatest character: George
Greatest side character: Newman FTW

turtlecrxsi
10-23-2006, 08:35 AM
...for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots...

Andydg
10-25-2006, 08:50 AM
Best Episode-Soup Nazi
Best Character-George
Best Side Character-Puddy (sp?) "Gotta support your team."

ghostrx7
10-25-2006, 09:09 AM
she had maaaaan hands.... man..........hands.....!!

KustmAce
10-25-2006, 01:29 PM
I watched the Kieth Hernandez episode last night.

I lol'd.

I think my one of my favorite episodes is "The Contest". Can't pick just one though.

Favorite side character...can't decide that either...but if i had to pick one, I'd have to say Mickey

Love that show.

00accord44
10-25-2006, 01:41 PM
There was definitely a second spitter... his head went back... and to the left

The $20,000 JFK golf clubs/ Kramer-Newman recycling scam pt 1 came on last night. Great episode.

Greatest ending of episode: Newman engulfed in flames as sewing machine under truck ignites fresh paint thinner applied by Kramer on the highway

ghostrx7
10-25-2006, 01:50 PM
extra wide lanes!!

00accord44
10-25-2006, 01:52 PM
Its sooooo luxurious! *swerve swerve*

Oz
10-25-2006, 06:12 PM
LOL

Or when Kramer tries to drive to PA to make more money from his bottle recyclying plan....

Or when he nearly burns down George's fiance's house with his cigar...

Or the Pez dispenser on Elaine's knee whilst Jerry's date is performing a piano concert...

So many great memories. I love Seinfeld.

Best character: Kramer FTW!!

vinnym86
10-25-2006, 06:25 PM
i want to eat a sandwich while having sex.

Oz
10-25-2006, 06:34 PM
...and clean your vegetables in the shower?

:D

00accord44
10-25-2006, 09:26 PM
i want to eat a sandwich while having sex.
Done it... its teh shizz :thumbsup:

...and clean your vegetables in the shower?

:D
You'd have to install a garbage disposal down there :grinyes:

vinnym86
10-25-2006, 10:30 PM
You guys, i've got this great idea, it'll make me millions. I'm gonna revolutionize the industry... Carry oil... in baloons. think about it!



Helllooooooooooooooo!

00accord44
10-25-2006, 10:32 PM
You guys, i've got this great idea, it'll make me millions. I'm gonna revolutionize the industry... Carry oil... in baloons. think about it!



Helllooooooooooooooo!

Greatest montage ever! *runs through pigeons*

TexasF355F1
10-26-2006, 08:34 PM
Love it! Own every season on DVD. Have seen every episode at least 10 times over.

Greatest Episode: The Contest and/or The Red Dot
Favorite Character: Kramer (of course)
Quote: So many, but "That's right folks, when you need to lay the edge off....no smell, no tell, Hennigans.....H...E..Double N...I....."

And just for 00Accord: "I find Pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats...."


:rofl:

Dyno247365
10-28-2006, 01:59 AM
The coffee table made out of a car windshield, and they can't frickin see it!!

The schnappes truth serum

When the old lady remembers seinfeld stole from her and the president gets voted out, and they drive away in the caddillac.

Why did kramer drop that oil balloon anyway, what led up to that?

00accord44
10-29-2006, 10:58 PM
And just for 00Accord: "I find Pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats...."
:lol:

Why did kramer drop that oil balloon anyway, what led up to that?
He was inventing a way to keep oil spill from happening after he saw a story on the news about an oil spill and how it covered the beach. And I believe the balloon wound up being filled with ketchup

TexasF355F1
11-05-2006, 12:24 PM
Kickin' it up...

"So Elaine and I had sex last night.....":rofl:

00accord44
11-05-2006, 12:40 PM
I see your
"So Elaine and I had sex last night.....":rofl:
and raise you a

"It was like a full body dry heave set to music"

TexasF355F1
11-14-2006, 08:47 PM
"Now I'm not completely sure, but, I think I see a nipple."

00accord44
11-14-2006, 09:31 PM
Favorite Newman quote ever: "VILE WEED!"

I can go all day mang :wink:

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 09:00 AM
"im like a weed jerry!"

00accord44
11-15-2006, 10:05 AM
Brain storm! Should we turn this into the Seinfeld Trivia thread? Post a quote or situation and whoever answers right gets to post the next question?

Anybody with me? Or am I a bigger Seinfeld loser than I thought? :shakehead

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 10:08 AM
ok, who said im like a weed jerry? easy....
also, who had the mattress that smelled like the ocean?

00accord44
11-15-2006, 10:28 AM
I wanna say Kramer is like a weed. And I think Jerry's mattress smelled like the ocean because of Kramer.



Dizamn. I suggest trivia and imediately fail :shakehead What an embarassing showing for me :slap:

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 10:35 AM
lol, george is like a weed, and elaines mattress smelled cause of kramer, u lose!lol

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 10:42 AM
:screwy: wtf?

00accord44
11-15-2006, 10:51 AM
That was wierd, I wasn't allowed to access the page after I reported the BS post

How dare that bastard try to sully the Seinfeld thread!?! *shaking fist in fury*

So gimmie another one, I desperately need redemption

twospirits
11-15-2006, 10:58 AM
That was wierd, I wasn't allowed to access the page after I reported the BS post

How dare that bastard try to sully the Seinfeld thread!?! *shaking fist in fury*

So gimmie another one, I desperately need redemptionHA, You'll need more than that to redeem yourself. :p

One of the "quick draw mcgraw" mods took care of it. Pretty quick too, Actually I think that was a record. :grinyes: Which is why you tried to access and it hanged up on you.

TS out

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 11:05 AM
tryin to think, i watch it, but not as much as most do...

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 11:06 AM
easy confidence booster, what was wrong with a girl's hands jerry dated...

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 11:09 AM
george had something written on his hands when he went down on a girl, what was it?

00accord44
11-15-2006, 11:10 AM
Man hands.... I feel a lil better about myself, but not much.

Hmmm... What was the name of Elaine's breakfast business venture?

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 11:12 AM
no idea!lol probably missed that episode.... i suck, anyone else know?

00accord44
11-15-2006, 11:19 AM
george had something written on his hands when he went down on a girl, what was it?

Crib notes for "The Swirl"... not to be confused with George's move that involved a knuckle

Hmmm... What was the name of Elaine's breakfast business venture?
Top O' The Muffin To You

Here's a good one for the mases...

Before George created the name Art Vandelay, what name was he going to use?

ghostrx7
11-15-2006, 11:46 AM
swirl is correct! i havent seen about half the episodes, so i quit this game!lol i suck...

TexasF355F1
11-15-2006, 06:40 PM
Crib notes for "The Swirl"... not to be confused with George's move that involved a knuckle


Top O' The Muffin To You

Here's a good one for the mases...

Before George created the name Art Vandelay, what name was he going to use?
Art Corveley.:grinyes:

I own this game. And to think back in 2002 I hated this show.

What type of pasta did Kramer make George out of?

00accord44
11-15-2006, 07:56 PM
I believe it was Ravioli George... the wide flat noodle.


Who is Lloyd Braun?

TexasF355F1
11-16-2006, 07:22 PM
I believe it was Ravioli George... the wide flat noodle.


Who is Lloyd Braun?
He was an assistant to the mayor. George hated him because he was always told "why can't you be more like Lloyd?" Then he went insane and ended up selling computers for George's dad. SERINITY NOW!!!!:lol:

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