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Doggy Style


YogsVR4
08-28-2001, 03:41 PM
Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy style."

"Doggy style? Did she go for it?"

"I'll say. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead."

Racing Rice
08-28-2001, 03:43 PM
I think you could have done better then that.. *LOL*

deftonez24
08-28-2001, 09:50 PM
:silly2: well I think its funny.

Jay!
08-28-2001, 09:51 PM
I expected more leg-humping. :( :eek: :rolleyes: ;) :)

GOD
08-28-2001, 10:35 PM
well ....I dunno either to close this thread or to laugh at it . :rolleyes:


J/K ;)

primera man
08-28-2001, 10:37 PM
:D :p ....DOES IT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE :finger: :finger: ...j/k

Porsche
08-29-2001, 12:13 PM
where's that picture of the Monkey Humping the Robot? That's funny.

YogsVR4
08-29-2001, 04:05 PM
Would a monkey hammering pokemon be close enough?
http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/otn/animals/imubashing.gif

http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/contrib/xerx/smileystooges.gif

kris
08-29-2001, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Porsche

where's that picture of the Monkey Humping the Robot? That's funny.

http://www.users.qwest.net/~bkc3/+junk/monkeyrobot.jpg
:D:D

DVSNCYNIKL
08-29-2001, 04:26 PM
How about!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa67d4cd37166ee071872301442326325/fe57482f.gif

primera man
08-29-2001, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
How about!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa67d4cd37166ee071872301442326325/fe57482f.gif

Where is that bastard stick prick gone.......

Porsche
08-29-2001, 11:12 PM
That's the one!!!!!! LOL. Is that some kind of Test that is Monkey Realetd or Something? it's hilarious.

!!abbot
09-25-2006, 12:15 AM
Well seriously speaking apart from that joke, performing sex doggy style after a certain age can certainly have a telling effect, as I found out. I am in my mid fifties but both me and my wife have the same old flame for sex as it used to be years ago. That time we almost perfected each and every sex style or position, but that day we tried doggy and after a little while we both were dead, as I was in no position to beg, I became so fatigued after the initial few minutes!:grinyes:

drunken monkey
09-25-2006, 12:28 AM
jesus christ, this thread is older than my pc and my pc doesn't even has usb 2.0 on it.
please read the user guidelines.
no bringing up dead threads.

nevermind.
member has been removed due to inappropriate links.

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