Why Email is Like a Penis
taranaki
09-08-2002, 04:53 AM
1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call "Email Envy."
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
7. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
9. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
11. If you play with it too much, you go blind.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call "Email Envy."
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
7. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
9. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
11. If you play with it too much, you go blind.
primera man
09-08-2002, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
11. If you play with it too much, you go blind.
Vrey goob Mrt...madde me hav a goood laguh
:bloated: cant seem to find those keys to well at times
11. If you play with it too much, you go blind.
Vrey goob Mrt...madde me hav a goood laguh
:bloated: cant seem to find those keys to well at times
Damien
09-08-2002, 02:56 PM
Ripley's Believe It or Not
It's so true it's sad.......
:hehehe:
It's so true it's sad.......
:hehehe:
Spec2 Girl
09-08-2002, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
I think you need to change this to being essential to be up! :D
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
I think you need to change this to being essential to be up! :D
S Brake
09-08-2002, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I think you need to change this to being essential to be up! :D uhhhh, i'm not even going to ask
I think you need to change this to being essential to be up! :D uhhhh, i'm not even going to ask
Spec2 Girl
09-08-2002, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by snowboarder
uhhhh, i'm not even going to ask We all know what happens when I can’t get access to email and the internet! :p
uhhhh, i'm not even going to ask We all know what happens when I can’t get access to email and the internet! :p
Damien
09-08-2002, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
We all know what happens when I can’t get access to email and the internet! :p
No! We don't and by what this hread is about, I believe best to not tell! :uhoh:
We all know what happens when I can’t get access to email and the internet! :p
No! We don't and by what this hread is about, I believe best to not tell! :uhoh:
Spec2 Girl
09-08-2002, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Damien
No! We don't and by what this hread is about, I believe best to not tell! :uhoh: You have a very sick mind Damien san! :devil: :p
No! We don't and by what this hread is about, I believe best to not tell! :uhoh: You have a very sick mind Damien san! :devil: :p
Damien
09-08-2002, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
You have a very sick mind Damien san! :devil: :p
I'm a teenager! What ya expect? :silly:
You have a very sick mind Damien san! :devil: :p
I'm a teenager! What ya expect? :silly:
Ssom
09-09-2002, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Damien
I'm a teenager! What ya expect? :silly:
for you to be an :angel: like me
:finger:
I'm a teenager! What ya expect? :silly:
for you to be an :angel: like me
:finger:
kicker1_solo
10-17-2002, 04:50 AM
I have email, and I pay for it.....so I have a very large account. :)
NSX-R-SSJ20K
10-17-2002, 06:29 AM
my hotmail is full of spam thats why i use Lycos :D
hybridsol
10-17-2002, 07:01 AM
RoTfLmAo!:hehehe:
YogsVR4
10-17-2002, 09:55 AM
:D Good one Mr T
Ssom
10-18-2002, 03:35 AM
JWT:cool:
TerminalVelocity
10-18-2002, 06:04 AM
12. My girl loves my account :D
*very tacky I know, but hey, had to throw it in*
*very tacky I know, but hey, had to throw it in*
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