My halloween costume

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V from V for Vendetta

thuper

do killer knives come with the cape n mask?

nice.

now tell me, is it wrong if I hand out candy as Mark Foley???

thuper
thuper timeth two.

Mint. Does it come with Natalie Portman?

i would very much like a natelie portman

The ironic thing is if you wear something as lame as that, you won't be getting a hot girl like Portman.

thuper timeth two.
yea totally thuper....im soo serial

i'm going as terry fox, i'll wrap my leg in tinfoil, wear short shorts and a tight white shirt and limp around (for those of you who don't know, terry fox was a guy who jogged across most of canada to raise money for cancer, he got really far but then cancer in his lungs prevented him from continuing and he died. i'm actually joking about the costume but i know a guy who went to school with someone who did that.)

see, the thing is, it's nice to show what you're goin to be, but it's not your costume.

i gotta start putting mine together...

Well, at work, we have been discussing costumes for about a month now... and the costumes are as follows:

Guy: Steve Irwin, complete with a stingray named Vlad the Impaler
Girl1: Betty Rubble (with fiancee as Barney)
Girl2: Kangaroo (because she's pregnant and can't wear much else)
Me: the Lady Amalthea from The Last Unicorn

Yeah, we rock.

now actually, i'm going to try and get a piece of a boat and stick it through me, then i'll be a rower who got impaled by a boat.

My co-worker was talking about going as that. I think it'll be a popular costume.

I plan on going as Crocket from Miami Vice. The original, not the gay-ass remake.

I think I'll go as white trash....

mike myers just gotta get the mask

i think like last year i'll sleep through halloween.

Next saturday one of the campus bars is having a costume party so i needed something, and this was at the store, i liked it..so i bought it


The pants are pretty stupid though so i'll just wear some black dress pants and doc martins with it, the mask is pretty cool though.

And i dont need to worry about getting ass in that costume trust me..

I still need to get a costume. Too bad I no longer have the (fake) C4 blocks from my suicide bomber costume 2 years ago:evillol:

This haloween I'm gonna dress up as Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator" then I'll interrogate adults as they approach my door with minors

This haloween I'm gonna dress up as Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator" then I'll interrogate adults as they approach my door with minors

:rofl: that is classic. have a few of your friends dress up as cops and have them standing behind you!

This haloween I'm gonna dress up as Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator" then I'll interrogate adults as they approach my door with minors

i think i would seriously pee myself from laughing so hard.

i'm goin as Trojan man

im going to wear a garbage ba and call myself white trash

Im going as a po po in the hood?

Im going as a black man. Gorrila mask and reggea hat with dreads.
A) Unnecessary
B) Doesn't even make sense
C) If its gonna be insulting, it better make me laugh first
D) Suggested alternatives:

I'm going as a black man. I'll be accompanied by police
I'm going as a black man. I'll be a half hour late
I'm going as a black man. I'll be the guy on the corner making fun of the white kids
I wanted to go as a black man, but I've never seen black dudes trick-or-treating


Bring the funny with you next time :disappoin

I figured I'd update that my coworker is no longer going as Steve Irwin... after I told him (falsely) that the guy in Florida said he was going to be Steve Irwin, and then really tried to be Steve, my friend said it would be bad Karma to do that. Instead, I convinced him to come as an inappropriate costume. It'll be good.

Sorry did i get owned?

Sorry did i get owned?

Yes.

Dang i got to go cut now. :(

Dang i got to go cut now. :(

Bah hah hah.

Me thinks I'm goin as Tiger Woods. Otherwise I'll just sit on the roof and through eggs at kids.

My friend Jake has an amazing costume.

He's going as an evangelist and is going to be passing out flyers that contain his "signature line." He's going to be to be asking people "would you like to Fellowship Under Christ's Kingdom?" Now, keep in mind that most people use acronyms for their bible studies and that when they pass out flyers, the acronym is on the flyer.

Should be interesting.

I'm thinking of going as a beer keg. Just have to find the outfit again.

probably not dressing up this year, I can't think of anything to top my costume from last year. I went as Stuart from MadTV, full blown costume white briefs and everything haha.

I've never gotten as much attention or been hit on as much in my life as that night haha.

Well, I'm no longer going as Crocket.

I'm know going as one of the guys (Sid) from Slipknot, or a scary skull face, whichever people realize first. I wanted to get Joey's original one or this other one with poles coming out from all angles, but figured it'd be too difficult to drink.

Oh well, no I just need some coveralls.

Well, among the guys I work with, they are trying to convince the large guy to go as Big Gay Al from South Park. But, sadly, I am working that night, so I'm gonna have to go as a grease monkey for halloween. But the next day, well hehehe is my 18th birthday so on haloween ill need to do somthing illegal so it can be erased from my record.

Hmm...I had a toga costume all prepared for a toga party that never happened, so I'm thinking I'm going to be a hot Roman chick.

my middle name- heffren + robe = Hugh Heffren

Hmm...I had a toga costume all prepared for a toga party that never happened, so I'm thinking I'm going to be a hot Roman chick.


mmhmm.... :boink:

Please never use that smiley in reference to something I say ever again.

I love you, but.....no.

Please never use that smiley in reference to something I say ever again.

I love you, but.....no.

:frown: i've been emowned by my relatiownedship...

:frown: i've been emowned by my relatiownedship...
Double word score :thumbsup:

i might go as a chinsaw murderer, but i really don't know if i can be bothered.

maybe go as leather face, or just a generic chainsaw murderer. or even and axe murderer...

:frown: i've been emowned by my relatiownedship...

Wow... But I can honestly say thats entertaining.

or even and axe murderer...

Chris Hatchet. :)

Chris Hatchet. :)

Chris Hatch The Axe murderer!

i even have a mini hatchet on my keys...!

i even have a mini hatchet on my keys...!

Thats not disturbing...

Thats not disturbing...

why don't you point out the bit in my post where i said it was disturbing?

I dont have to lower myself to that. Im the freakin Porscheguy9999. I do what I want , when I want, to whom I want.

Chris, this guy is even cockier than you :eek: I'm impressed... and worried that now there's two of you :shakehead

E-FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

I dont have to lower myself to that. Im the freakin Porscheguy9999. I do what I want , when I want, to whom I want.

oh, what a bad man...

i would say something back, but i can think of much better ways to waste my time.

Chris, this guy is even cockier than you :eek: I'm impressed... and worried that now there's two of you :shakehead

E-FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

Hahaha thatd be funny. See who can out insult eachother or somthing? Maybe out do eachother in some text form? Name the place and time and we can all revel in my victory and resulting glory.

Name the place and time and we can all revel in my victory and resulting glory.

maybe you can have a party for when your balls drop too.

but i wouldn't wait on it, it'll take a while.

maybe you can have a party for when your balls drop too.

but i wouldn't wait on it, it'll take a while.

Oh you want to do this now? Well if you insist...

You know when your walking through the halls at school or a mall or somthing and a group of people laugh and you think its about you when its really not? Well in your case, it is about you.

Oh you want to do this now? Well if you insist...

You know when your walking through the halls at school or a mall or somthing and a group of people laugh and you think its about you when its really not? Well in your case, it is about you.

rarely visit the mall, and none of my schools had big halls, they were all made up of a collection of relatively small buildings. and no, the whole laughing thing never happened. it might've happened in your world where you're just oh-so-special, but not in the real world.

i'd quite like to see you come to where i live and give people attitude, you wouldn't last 5 minutes.

OMG HALLOWEEN, I TOTALLY FORGOT...what month is it? I'm in frickin college!! but uhhh if I had a costume, it would either be a race driver/pilot or Spawn. yeah I know I'm not black, what's worse is a lot around me are (that kind of area)...but spawn kicks so much ass!!! Now I just have to work on not getting my ass kicked for wearing the costume.

OMG HALLOWEEN, I TOTALLY FORGOT...what month is it? I'm in frickin college!! but uhhh if I had a costume, it would either be a race driver/pilot or Spawn. yeah I know I'm not black, what's worse is a lot around me are (that kind of area)...but spawn kicks so much ass!!! Now I just have to work on not getting my ass kicked for wearing the costume.

much ass kicking will be done by all..

OMG HALLOWEEN, I TOTALLY FORGOT...what month is it? I'm in frickin college!! but uhhh if I had a costume, it would either be a race driver/pilot or Spawn. yeah I know I'm not black, what's worse is a lot around me are (that kind of area)...but spawn kicks so much ass!!! Now I just have to work on not getting my ass kicked for wearing the costume.
You'd be suprised how many people don't know Spawn is a black guy. But if you had the full Spawn mask on, how would anybody know? Or would you be goin for a face paint kinda thing?

rarely visit the mall, and none of my schools had big halls, they were all made up of a collection of relatively small buildings. and no, the whole laughing thing never happened. it might've happened in your world where you're just oh-so-special, but not in the real world.

i'd quite like to see you come to where i live and give people attitude, you wouldn't last 5 minutes.

Oh dude Id pwn their British asses. And remind me, but who won every war between America and Britain?

And for the record, this is in the name of humor right?

much ass kicking will be done by all..

Not if i were THE REAL SPAWN!!!

http://spawn.home.sapo.pt/Images/Spawn_with_guns_1.jpg

And for the record, this is in the name of humor right?
Yes. The whole goal of this was to humor me... good job gentlemen

Instigatiowned

You'd be suprised how many people don't know Spawn is a black guy. But if you had the full Spawn mask on, how would anybody know? Or would you be goin for a face paint kinda thing?

True, and the full mask, unless you mean the 'charbroiled' face

from the comic,the skull like face, not the movie face.