Worst pain you've ever felt

Back in my junior year of high school I was driving my dads nissan frontier truck home from school. It was rainy and I was at a stop light, out no where an astro van rear ended me causing me to slam my face into the steering wheel. Luckly no broken bones, scars, or fucted up teeth lol. Just hurt like a bitch, cut my lip, and had a bad whiplash for about a week.

Oh another thing.. just walking and out of no where you hit your toe.. that shit hurts lol

the days following my vasectomy i thought i could go to work w/o the jock strap (have to wear one or face the consequences)....needless to say i went home early

stubbing your pinkie toe...or for me, stubbing my big toe when i had an ingrown toenail

Getting stabbed in the chest with a needle that looked like a #2 pencil to let out the pressure....That was by far the worst..

OUCH to all of them... i know what getting rear ended feels like.. that sucks.. stubbing the toe... that sucks.... stabbed in the chest with a needle... i dont want to think about.

food poisoning from long john silvers.... shitting and puking my brains out...

how about getting curbstomped... never happened to me but i cant think of too many things that would be more painful...

well when i was a baby(5 months) i was cut almost entirely into two pieces....by doctors of course, not some random incident. I guess that would be painful.

Other than that i had my finger tip SMASHED off in a water pump. Took a slap shot to the ballsack. Yes i had a cup but that just keeps it from recieving permanent damage. Took a check from behind slamming my face into the boards recieving 45 stitches. That didnt really hurt though, i didnt know i was cut until the blood was rushing down my face. Took a body check to the boards and was knocked out cold for about 30 seconds, doctor said i had a mild concussion. So i dont remember that one to well. Coach said i asked him what day it was like 15 times in 30 seconds. Apparently i didnt know 2+2 either.

my friend got hit and his teeth hit the edge of the boards(where the side mates to the top) knocking out all of his front teeth. Not just the two buck teeth, it was like the first 5-6 teeth. He has fake teeth now. That had to hurt.

damn i could go on and on with the nasty bloody ice hockey injuries.


Also i hear when getting a decathator(sp) pulled OUT, that hurts like a mofo. Because the balloon is still a little bit inflated and they pull that out your ureathra. YES YOUR AWAKE!!!! screw that id knock myself out.

For me it would probably be a kidney stone when i was younger.

I bet d-bo has got some good stories, he used to play hockey if he doesnt still now IIRC..

Also i hear when getting a decathator(sp) pulled OUT, that hurts like a mofo. Because the balloon is still a little bit inflated and they pull that out your ureathra. YES YOUR AWAKE!!!! screw that id knock myself out

I had a catheter in CCU. Nurse came in and told me she was taking it out. I was like, "is it gonna hurt?" She said "no", then said "you ready?" "But I thought you said it wouldn't hurt". Well, It hurt... pretty bad. But not compared to the pain in my chest after surgery.

I was mountainbiking and going down a hill and right as i saw this dip in the ground, I hit it. Went over the handle bars and landed on my face (had a helmet on, at least). bloodied my lip and nose, nothing broken though.

burned the SHIT out of my leg on an exhaust pipe of a shelby cobra one time.

I was climbing a peg board in the mat room during wrestling practice and as i was pulling up, one of the pegs slipped out and my hand slipped back and popped me in the face and split my lip wide open.

Hmm...been hit by a couple of stray darts. that sucks.

One time I fell out of a tree and hit my head on two different branches before landing on a log on the ground.

got 10 stitches in my head without anesthesia. not horrible but w/e

climbing up a rope that was attached at the top and bottom of this equipment. slipped and fell. since the rope was in beteen my legs my balls broke my fall. i lost atleast 5 years of my life that day.

broke a window which cut my wrist open, slightly damaging my tendon. taped it shut and didnt use my hand all summer.

angry seniors

stubing my toe fucking sucks, i agree.

i've had some minor stuff in hockey.. nothin more than strains/sprains and broken fingers and toes.. which surprisingly don't hurt as much as stubbing a toe (its hilarious that stubbing a toe can be one of the most painful things ever).. but one of the most painful/shocking things i've seen was about 6 or 7 years ago.. one of my teammates and i were coming across the blue line towards eachother, and he gave me the right of way but in doing so, ran into an opposing player, who ended up with a silverfork fracture.. called silverfork because he broke his radius/ulna and they overlapped.. so basically the guy;s arm was about 4" shorter than normal.. no broken skin but did he ever scream.. i almost bumped into him after but i saw his arm was seriously deformed.. i've also seen a shattered collar bone and broken neck..

i think i'd say getting burned from a metal frame on a glass cover over friers was the worst i've ever felt.. went into shock, co-worker called 911.. i have a huge scar now..

i've been working as a paramedic with a transfer company in ottawa for the last couple of months and so i've seen some pretty nasty stuff.. maybe i'll write somethin up next time i come on.

When I was 12, I hit a boat with a jetski. Basically had to learn how to walk again and I now have a man-made dimple on my right cheek where I hit the boat with my face. Or getting burned with 350 degree oil when I used to work at Wendy's. Or when I had to pull out loads of castings at 1700 degrees and my glove caught on fire...

how about getting curbstomped... never happened to me but i cant think of too many things that would be more painful...

Like the scene from American History X...

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lol nice example

lollllll

Haha, I thought it was pretty funny.

When I got shot in my kneecap.

who shot you in the kneecap?

a black guy, and he shot me in both knee caps so I had to crawl to a busy street.

nice. i love black guys

ok but i am kkk

i was like eight or nine when i jumping on a trampoline at like midnight. it was new years eve. we decided to playa game of hide and go seek. so i jumped as high as i could getting off, but before i landed i noticed a nice big wooden lawn chair sitting in the middle of the yard. needless to say my legs went on either side of it and my nuts suffered the worst of it. my leg was bruised on the inside of my thigh and my nuts were swollen for almost 2 weeks!

no i think your just a troll. and its funny how people post in a pain thread instead of any other.

Yeah I also had a trampoline accident too. I jumped so high and tried to do a backflip but then I backflipped onto a spiked wood stick sticking out of the ground and it went right through my back and through my stomach and none of this ever happened.

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i was like eight or nine when i jumping on a trampoline at like midnight. it was new years eve. we decided to playa game of hide and go seek. so i jumped as high as i could getting off, but before i landed i noticed a nice big wooden lawn chair sitting in the middle of the yard. needless to say my legs went on either side of it and my nuts suffered the worst of it. my leg was bruised on the inside of my thigh and my nuts were swollen for almost 2 weeks!


sweet jesus.. just hearing that made my nuts hurt lol, you deserve an award for that

why do the trolls have to come to AF. probably jdmsux anyways.

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you know it wont happen

worst pain ive ever felt was my kidney stone!

i hear those are horrible, like some of the worst pain you can feel.

i hear those are horrible, like some of the worst pain you can feel.

no...passing one is:eek:

^^^ this is true!^^^^

was doing a roof in hot,(molten Asphault) when I went to re-fill the highboy up it sprayed me in the face with 600* tar. the foreman was monkeying with the tank and stinger, didnt notice me going for a refill.
it got in both my eyes, nose was sealed shut and my mouth halfway sealed.
it felt like someone hit me in the face with ice cold water... at first.
My friend who was working with me dumped an igloo cooler full of soda cans and ice water all over me while holding me down with his boot.
I was blind for 8 days until could make out faint light and color.
the good news is that I healed almost 100% I have 20/20 vision and hardley any trace of what happened.. I know god was there with me, thats the only explination i have. Harborview hospital urged me to go onto king 5 news and talk about the miracle, but i declined. god loves us!!!
that is the most pain i've ever experienced.

ouch

to say the least

was doing a roof in hot,(molten Asphault) when I went to re-fill the highboy up it sprayed me in the face with 600* tar. the foreman was monkeying with the tank and stinger, didnt notice me going for a refill.
it got in both my eyes, nose was sealed shut and my mouth halfway sealed.
it felt like someone hit me in the face with ice cold water... at first.
My friend who was working with me dumped an igloo cooler full of soda cans and ice water all over me while holding me down with his boot.
I was blind for 8 days until could make out faint light and color.
the good news is that I healed almost 100% I have 20/20 vision and hardley any trace of what happened.. I know god was there with me, thats the only explination i have. Harborview hospital urged me to go onto king 5 news and talk about the miracle, but i declined. god loves us!!!
that is the most pain i've ever experienced.

holy shit! glad youre still here with us... i cant even imagine what that would feel like.

yea hockey has the ruff ones. Iv never broken a bone though. I know i'v came close though. My brother broke his collar bone twice in hockey. Same one each time. I dunno i may have broke one of my toes, its abnormally kind of crooked. But it never really hurt and it works the same as all the rest lol. I think it just healed over and i didnt really realize it was broken. THe last joint on the second toe(right next to the big toe). It just kind of veers off to the right lol. You have to really study my foot to notice it though.

Another buddy got stepped on and had a severe cut. I dont remember all the details. But he had a couple tendons, muscles etc, cut all the way through. Basically almost cut his hand off. Right on the wrist. It was bad. He can only feel half his hand to this day. He's like i always have to pay attention that im not laying my hand in a fire or something lol. He cant feel shit its funny, but not, but is.....you get what im saying. It still works like a regular hand, its just a few fingers and palm area that have zero feeling.

i work landscaping... me, one of my buddies that i work with, and our foreman went to our very last job of the night (mowing) at 830. it was end of spring and we were working late because the grass was growing like crazy that time of year... so we pull up to our last house (which happened to be #187, kinda wierd)... we get out, our foreman starts in the front yard, i started on the side and my buddy in the back. about 10 min into it, my buddy came to get me to tell me he got the mower stuck in mud and he needs help getting it out. we walked back, i started pushing the mower from behind as he was pulling from the front. we got it out of the mud, but he all of a sudden jumped onto his back, screaming like you wouldnt believe. i had no idea what happened, so i shut the mower off (it was still moving) and looked up to see half of his foot was gone. he forgot to shut the blades off before he got off the mower... and the safety switch was disabled (my boss was fined over $5000 in the end). so his left foot slipped under the mower deck and cut from his small toe diagnal to the center of his foot on the other side (if you can picture that). i didnt eat or sleep a week after seeing/hearing that, it was pretty messed up. hes doing good now, he walks on crutches until he gets his prosthetic foot and learns how to walk again. and to add to all of this... he lost his mom to cancer a year before this happened. and he isnt one of those sad depressed pissed off at the world kids... hes down to earth and always laughin havin a good time... so im glad hes doin better

Originally Posted by Red CELL
was doing a roof in hot,(molten Asphault) when I went to re-fill the highboy up it sprayed me in the face with 600* tar. the foreman was monkeying with the tank and stinger, didnt notice me going for a refill.
it got in both my eyes, nose was sealed shut and my mouth halfway sealed.
it felt like someone hit me in the face with ice cold water... at first.
My friend who was working with me dumped an igloo cooler full of soda cans and ice water all over me while holding me down with his boot.
I was blind for 8 days until could make out faint light and color.
the good news is that I healed almost 100% I have 20/20 vision and hardley any trace of what happened.. I know god was there with me, thats the only explination i have. Harborview hospital urged me to go onto king 5 news and talk about the miracle, but i declined. god loves us!!!
that is the most pain i've ever experienced.

I hoped you kicked the guys ass

I hoped you kicked the guys ass

I never went back. just thankfull im alright.
I had to stay out of sunlight for a couple years to avoid skin discoloration wich was a major downer. Ill need to get some extra skin removed from my eye lids soon, the scar tissue around there makes my eyes really saggy. other than that Im good.