ever get hit in the nads?

This guy I've been seeing for the past two years came over last night to change my starter (I can't lift the 20lb behemouth and bolt it in and shine the light at the same time, ouch) and afterwards we were joking around and I went to tap him in the nuts to get him to stop making fun of me and I guess I hit him harder than I thought. He doubled over and was moaning for about 30 seconds. I thought he was faking, I didn't get him that good!! But then he said 'you bitch' and told me he was going to walk it off before he pulled a wayne brady and got in his car and left. I called him about an hour later and he didn't pick up, and this morning I called him and still nothing. I feel soooo bad because he helped me with my car and I smacked him in the balls. Nice, huh. :( Any advice, boys? You all have balls...

Well just depending where you hit. Just a slight jar of the testicles can hurt like a %$#^*^%$^ (*(&^%&*(). Trust me I got slapped and not very hard mind you and it hurt. My gf said what does that hurt. So even if you think you're barely hitting a guy in the family jewels. It hurts as if a bowling ball hit them....Um,, only advise I can give is to maybe kiss them....lol

He sounds like he is kinda being emotional about his balls to me :uhoh: . I mean no one likes to get hit in the hairy bean bags but its nothing to throw a hissy fit about unless you really purposely took a full swing at them.

I say, just leave a message that your sorry and once his nads are fully recovered to give you a call. I have got hit in my boys a few times, probably the most painful thing being a air hockey disc while spectating a game between two friends. That hurt even more than a que ball. Anyway good luck with your testicle issue's but I believe once you apologise the "ball" is in his court on if he accepts that apology or not.

That was very well put John, much better than my responce. But I do agree, he should not be acting like a child about it.

Thanks guys, I mean it. I'm freakin torn up about this, it's always one step forward and two steps back with him...like I'm digging a hole.:frown:

not a very good feeling...but even though the pain goes away...the ache lingers...like they said...leave a message apologizing and when he accepts (he will) surprise him with a present...a gift wrapped cup :D ...but seriously i had to read your first post again b/c i was like why is a guy touching another guys nads :lol:

haha

Perhaps he strained his manhood putting the starter in, been there, that hurts s like hell and thats without somebody twacking ya either.

Some of my (lesser inteligent) friends invented a game called Nutball. You sit across from one another with your lesgs spread apart, about 10' crotch to crotch, and throw a tennis ball back and fourth trying to hit the other guy's nuts. :screwy: The first guy to keel over in pain looses.
-Its deffinatly a spectator's sport.








I can't wait to see what happens when they use a medicin ball!:icon16:

Some of my (lesser inteligent) friends invented a game called Nutball. You sit across from one another with your lesgs spread apart, about 10' crotch to crotch, and throw a tennis ball back and fourth trying to hit the other guy's nuts. :screwy: The first guy to keel over in pain looses.
-Its deffinatly a spectator's sport.








I can't wait to see what happens when they use a medicin ball!:icon16:
i think jackass invented that

I'm so glad we're having this discussion. GEZ

My uncle told me a story about this, teacher beat a student badly and after that, student hit teacher hard in the balls and teacher couldnt get errection forever!

i heard one of my relative fought with a guy and hit him in the balls and he was in koma!

very very serious area for men!! and for ladies, dangerous are is boobs:D

Some of my (lesser inteligent) friends invented a game called Nutball. You sit across from one another with your lesgs spread apart, about 10' crotch to crotch, and throw a tennis ball back and fourth trying to hit the other guy's nuts. :screwy: The first guy to keel over in pain looses.
-Its deffinatly a spectator's sport.








I can't wait to see what happens when they use a medicin ball!:icon16:


I've played nutball a few times. But we were doing it before Jackass ever did it. One day at baseball practice, the team decided to have a tournement...w/ a baseball, not a tennis ball. That was brutal. I've also played with a racquet ball, tennis ball, and a nylon dog bone. Definately a spectator sport.

Geez, what a wus... my kids kick me in the nuts like twice a day, you don't see me throwing any hissy fits. He's in even worse position... SG is a damned good looking girl, and he just did her a big favor, and she made a mistake...... SG, looks like you could be up for some major debt repayment. If he's gonna be a jackass let him... as long as you made it clear that you didn't know nuts were really that sensitive and were just horsing around I think you're alright.

On a side note - and for your reference - Nuts are extremely sensitive... UNDERWEAR riding up too tight can bring stars to your eyes, god forbid a nut get caught between your jeans and you leg, that hurts like nothing on this earth and it no-ones fault but your own to boot. Getting smacked in the nuts has started wars (if it hasn't it should have) and I can understand him being a little upset, but he shouldn't be such a jerk about it.

heh... did it go like this ... http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/webextras/gallery/moran/low_blow.jpg (http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/webextras/gallery/moran/low_blow.jpg)

Jim no way! It was a light tap, if ANYTHING! That's why I thought he was kidding when he was moaning, I really didn't get him that good! Oh well, it's his problem now, it was an accident so eff him.

So I take it he still have not talk to you? If he is going to through the last two years away for that, you are 110% rither EFF him...

Last night, I was playing some b-ball in 40* temps and got hit in the sac... by the basketball. That was no fun. I went down immediately. Sat out for about 10 minutes and felt like I had to throw up the rest of the night. Everything feels much better this morning now. Just thought I'd share.

ooh, bad move. don't even joke when it comes to the nads (ha ha, i thought i was the only one who called them nads..) they're sensitive and by god it can hurt when they get hit. one of my friends (female) kicked me in the nads once, with a full-on kick and i was reduced to spending literally half an hour, on the floor clutching them and moaning. i didn't fall out with her, but it really really hurt.

maybe he just has sensitive balls, or maybe like wright said, he strained that area. i've done the straining, and it's not pleasant at all, it makes any leg movement painful.

MOANING? Did he get off from it? (Maybe that was his first touch from a female?)

And depending on how light the tap was it could be just as bad as a full force graze... it really depends on where your nuts where smacked/tapped and how hard.

(Why isn't anyone helping me out here??? You guys have nuts... don't you?)

guess i should say how it felt when i had my vasectomy

Yeah he still hasn't returned my calls. He's such a baby, whenever he gets upset he throws a fit and won't pick up the phone for days. It's maddening.

Well for every day he does not answer. When he does and he wants to come over and, well you know. Make him wait that many days...lol.

This reminds of the Eddie Murphy joke with the lion who could make stars come out :lol:

And he kciked him in the ding-ding. :nutkick:

Yeah he still hasn't returned my calls. He's such a baby, whenever he gets upset he throws a fit and won't pick up the phone for days. It's maddening.

Sounds like something a female would do.

Well last time I checked females don't got no testes, but...lol

Look, I'll tell you what SG, if it'll make you feel better, you can pretend it was MY nuts you smacked and you could make it up to me. :evillol: :rofl:

:lol: you already know the answer to that one, sweetheart! :naughty:

oh i have a story....two of my friends started talking about some other kid who had a swolen testicle...anyways that led one friend to pull out his sac and then the other followed suit to compare nut size claiming it was scientific because friend one is white and friend two is black...i have strange friends....... then friend one jimmy tapped friend two hard and bare skin...i thought the guy was dead for a minute because he just dropped and didnt move and wasnt making any noise. lol i couldnt stop laughing hahahaha


and yeah this guy who isnt calling back is being too emotional about it....

He finally called me last night, although the conversation was very awkward...lol

elaborate on "awkward"...

Her: I kept calling, are you ok...i didn't know you were that sensitive...you should have told me.
Him: Why you keep bustin my balls.

:lol:

It just was. lol Uncomfortable silences, etc.

Her: I kept calling, are you ok...i didn't know you were that sensitive...you should have told me.
Him: Why you keep bustin my balls.

:lol:

:lol:

Continueing the sceme of things,

At least when all is forgiven, it's back to the sack.......


Anyone else hear crickets?

lmao

SG, next time you see him ask him if he's had a "bowfor" today. When he asks what that is, give him a swifty to sack and back away.... and watch him bow. LMAO, someone actually did that to me once... it's jackassery at it's lamest, but this sounds like he could use a little... it might loosen him up a bit.

SG, next time you see him ask him if he's had a "bowfor" today. When he asks what that is, give him a swifty to sack and back away.... and watch him bow. LMAO, someone actually did that to me once... it's jackassery at it's lamest, but this sounds like he could use a little... it might loosen him up a bit.

:lol:

Actualy, it's a good one for when someone talks smack behind your back, the next time you see them, you just casually start the conversation:

"Hey, do you know Juan?"

'Juan who'

***Jab in the tea bags***

"Juan to apologize now mf'r?"

'Juan who'

***Jab in the tea bags***

"Juan to apologize now mf'r?"

HAH! That's great... or you could be like SG and do this.... :lol:

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5726/lowblowhj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

On the REALLY funny side, imagine that when the contact is made a bell going off like in the cartoons. SMACK! DING!!!! :rofl:

to the above:

holy crap SG's bald!?! :p

HAH! That's great...

My all time fave was one that kept spreading this garbage, pretending like nothing was said when around me, and then went back to spread some more. Well, one day I had enough of it, so he comes all normal asking "hey bud, how's it goin?"

'Oh, great, gotta allot of work done on the car, did you see my door?"

***Grabs arm around back of neck as if to put arm around on shoulder all buddy-buddy, then slips into head lock, repeatedly slams "buddies" head into door of a '78 Buick***

Oh, yeah, conincidently that's when me and a bottle of Southern Comfort stopped getting along too :dunno:

to the above:

holy crap SG's bald!?! :p


And she's got an absolutely CRUSHING left...

Dyl.. ewwwwww SoCo. Me and her fell out on the first date after she made me yack every ounce of my being into my closet. (Forgot where I was, and couldn't see too well either.) Can't stand the smell of that shit since.

Kept in the freezer, it's not so bad.

Kept in the freezer, it's not so bad.

your balls?

your balls?

Are adequetly in proportion thanks! :thumbsup:

We were talking about SoCo.

what the hell is SoCo?

Southern Comfort - whiskey

ooooooooooh....

never tried it. i've had Jack Daniel's before, can't remember what it was like, i'd had plenty of vodka before we found it.

not for nothin, but I'm siding with Jim on this one...SoCo is better left on the shelf in all it's pink and fruity glory.

I was attempting to ride a bmx bike up a half pipe, yeah and fell backwards on the seat, it $^(#%_#@-= hurt.

oh i have a story....two of my friends started talking about some other kid who had a swolen testicle...anyways that led one friend to pull out his sac and then the other followed suit to compare nut size claiming it was scientific because friend one is white and friend two is black...i have strange friends....... then friend one jimmy tapped friend two hard and bare skin...i thought the guy was dead for a minute because he just dropped and didnt move and wasnt making any noise. lol i couldnt stop laughing hahahaha


No offense dude, but your friends sound a little :gay:

The swolen ball thing sounds painful as hell. In high school, I was playing golf at Regions and one of the guys playing was having trouble with a swolen nut. One of my teammates that was in his group said that the first time he swung hard at the ball his nuts got tangled and the big one was squeezing the smaller one. The guy was in tears and he couldn't even talk, they had to call an ambulance and carry him off the course.

Once.
I was 6-7 years old.

Hurt.

Once.
I was 6-7 years old.

Hurt.

You don't have balls at that age...i think

Still hurt.

You don't have balls at that age...i think

uh, yeah you do. maybe you were just a "late bloomer"....

uh, yeah you do. maybe you were just a "late bloomer"....
Your quit the shit talker today aint ya....:grinyes:

Your quit the shit talker today aint ya....:grinyes:

nah, i was just tired when i posted that.

nah, i was just tired when i posted that.

I don't mean you're not tough and shit, I mean you haven't hit puberty.

I don't mean you're not tough and shit, I mean you haven't hit puberty.

you still have balls...

Yeah bud, you still have balls at that age...

LMAO - Quick someone put up a poll to see who is male and didn't have nuts prior to puberty. (I can't believe you said that.) Late bloomer. LMMFAO.

SoCo is too freaking sweet, and has that goofy taste to it. To each his own, but that stuff makes me nausious (or however the hell you spell it).

I've heard Crystal Comfort isn't too bad, but I'm just totally skunked towards any alcohol that has the name "Comfort" in it.

Maui & Vodka and the rocks baby! Or Tom Collins'... they sneak up on you and you don't even realize you're retarded drunk until you get up to take a leak. Gin... good stuff. Cranberry and Vodka does the job pretty well too... keeps your mouth nice and dry, so you can chew gum and smoke whilst imbibing.

(You know what REALLY sucks... I just found out my freaking delete key doesn't work... WTF?)

Okay, poll up.