Things Women Say
poormillionaire2
10-12-2006, 03:35 PM
I'm sure many of you have seen this before but I stumbled across it again today and thought it was appropriate to post since there were previous discussions on the female species.
Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so its an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an
argument that will last Five Minutes and end with Fine.
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word Fine.
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means I give up or do what you want because I dont care You will get a Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing and Fine and she will talk to you in about Five Minutes when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over Nothing.
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. Soft Sighs mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THATS OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. Thats Okay means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. Thats Okay is often used with the word Fine and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldnt get a Thats Okay.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say youre welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from Thanks. A woman will say, Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the Loud Sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as she will only tell you Nothing.
Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so its an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an
argument that will last Five Minutes and end with Fine.
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word Fine.
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means I give up or do what you want because I dont care You will get a Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing and Fine and she will talk to you in about Five Minutes when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over Nothing.
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. Soft Sighs mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THATS OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. Thats Okay means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. Thats Okay is often used with the word Fine and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldnt get a Thats Okay.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say youre welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from Thanks. A woman will say, Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the Loud Sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as she will only tell you Nothing.
Rally Sport
10-12-2006, 04:54 PM
:lol: Seen it before, but its always great. Mainly cause its true.
1986Z28
10-12-2006, 06:55 PM
old but still a good read
SG007
10-12-2006, 06:59 PM
cute
Nate355RS
10-13-2006, 12:21 AM
I'm sure many of you have seen this before but I stumbled across it again today and thought it was appropriate to post since there were previous discussions on the female species.
:lol2: Female species is right, sometimes I just don't get 'em. Truer words have been spoken, but these are pretty close.
:lol2: Female species is right, sometimes I just don't get 'em. Truer words have been spoken, but these are pretty close.
poormillionaire2
10-13-2006, 01:05 AM
Sometimes it seems like women really are from Mars and guys really are from...earth, since we seem to be the only logical beings here.
ikeyballz
10-13-2006, 01:07 AM
if only camaros could give birth..
lol jk. :P
lol jk. :P
poormillionaire2
10-13-2006, 01:12 AM
I have one love and she has 4 wheels.
wrightz28
10-13-2006, 10:44 AM
Sometimes it seems like women really are from Mars and guys really are from...earth, since we seem to be the only logical beings here.
haha, tell you what, you feel that way now?
Come back and talk to me after 8 years of marraige.:lol:
haha, tell you what, you feel that way now?
Come back and talk to me after 8 years of marraige.:lol:
Nate355RS
10-13-2006, 10:45 AM
If it has breats or wheels it's going to have problems, so either way we're screwed
Mz Bitch
10-13-2006, 11:22 AM
That's so cute! Really guys. And not so far off the mark actually... :smooch: I was laughing out loud the whole time I was reading.
poormillionaire2
10-13-2006, 12:30 PM
That's so cute! Really guys. And not so far off the mark actually... :smooch: I was laughing out loud the whole time I was reading.
Well, I'm glad someone from the other side sees what we have to deal with.
Well, I'm glad someone from the other side sees what we have to deal with.
Nate355RS
10-13-2006, 12:59 PM
haha, I thought about making an account and doing that but I then I realized I might get in trouble with the thousands of mods we have running around the camaro forum.
wrightz28
10-13-2006, 01:05 PM
haha, I thought about making an account and doing that but I then I realized I might get in trouble with the thousands of mods we have running around the camaro forum.
good thing you didn't :nono:
good thing you didn't :nono:
poormillionaire2
10-13-2006, 01:28 PM
Just don't admit it was you.
wrightz28
10-13-2006, 01:40 PM
Just don't admit it was you.
Ohhh, that's stealthy, why didn't i think of that, neat jedi mind trick poor :uhoh:
Ohhh, that's stealthy, why didn't i think of that, neat jedi mind trick poor :uhoh:
poormillionaire2
10-13-2006, 02:11 PM
Ohhh, that's stealthy, why didn't i think of that, neat jedi mind trick poor :uhoh:
Shut up, I'm hungry.
Shut up, I'm hungry.
wrightz28
10-13-2006, 02:16 PM
Shut up,.
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I beg your pardon?schildhalter
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I beg your pardon?schildhalter
poormillionaire2
10-13-2006, 02:39 PM
Shut up, I'm hungry.
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Nate355RS
10-13-2006, 10:19 PM
cute
This is what women say when we have done or said something immature that they really do not find cute. "Funny" can also be a substitute for cute. This word is usually followed by the woman turning and walking away....
This is what women say when we have done or said something immature that they really do not find cute. "Funny" can also be a substitute for cute. This word is usually followed by the woman turning and walking away....
SG007
10-14-2006, 07:31 PM
This is what women say when we have done or said something immature that they really do not find cute. "Funny" can also be a substitute for cute. This word is usually followed by the woman turning and walking away....
hahaha :lol:
hahaha :lol:
poormillionaire2
10-14-2006, 09:32 PM
This is what women say when we have done or said something immature that they really do not find cute. "Funny" can also be a substitute for cute. This word is usually followed by the woman turning and walking away....
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
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