All right boys, potentially the best thing you have ever read at AF!!!

All right, so I was listening to Stern this morning. A story was mentioned about how Britney Spears has befriended porn star (goddess is more like it!) Jenna Jameson. She actually recently hung out at some club into the wee hours of the morning with Jenna, and a bunch of other porn stars. She was also hanging out with some big-wig porn film executives on the same evening. For those of you that don't know, Jenna has turned more straight women into lesbians than the home games the Mets have lost this year!

Continuing on with this story, supposedly a close friend of hers reported that Britney is not the goody-two-shoes that she seems, and actually has an extensive porn collection that she enjoys watching. The rumor even stated that part of the reason for Justin and Britney's break-up was that she had cheated on him!! Let's also consider that Britney is now taking some time off from her career, to make some time for "herself"...

Okay, so at this point this is all a far-stretched rumor. But dammit, a guy can dream, can't he?? I can think of few things more exciting than Britney Spears becoming a porn star, even if just to make lesbian movies! I can say in all honesty that this would literally be a dream come true. So what if it's all just a rumor? So what if I am identifying myself as a low-life in this capacity?! We're talking about Britney Spears in porn films for crying out loud!! And not 15 or 20 years from now when she's an over-the-hill sack o' lard, but at 20, in her prime physical condition (I think her cameo in Gold Member was the best I have ever seen her look).

:ylsuper :ylsuper Come on now, I know I'm not the only one excited by the very idea of this!!! I feel like Beavis (BOOOOIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!) YEAH BABY, YEAH!! :ylsuper :ylsuper

Gotta say that the hype around Spears is a huge turn off. However, should she jump into a role, I'm sure it would become the most downloaded feature since the Anderson & Lee tape made its rounds.

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I find Spears boring, she completely turns me off.

Originally posted by darkness
I find Spears boring, she completely turns me off. :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: Man, I knew you we're crazy, but damn!! I didn't know you were that crazy! :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

:right: To each his own, I guess.

Yes I am that crazy. Jennifer Connelly and Charlize Theron are more my style.

Dude. I see at least 3 girls a day that are just as attractive (if not more so) as Britney Spears... Sure, she's hot and all, but look around! There's so many beautiful women out there, it's a shame to waste any attention on the one that you'll probably never even meet... Anyways, the way she acts and how she looks and what she wears is all staged by coreographers and makeup artists and wardrobe designers... I'd much rather have a home-grown beauty with her own sense of fashion/attitude/personality than a fabrication like that!

Originally posted by ci5ic
Dude. I see at least 3 girls a day that are just as attractive (if not more so) as Britney Spears... Sure, she's hot and all, but look around! There's so many beautiful women out there, it's a shame to waste any attention on the one that you'll probably never even meet... Anyways, the way she acts and how she looks and what she wears is all staged by coreographers and makeup artists and wardrobe designers... I'd much rather have a home-grown beauty with her own sense of fashion/attitude/personality than a fabrication like that!

Bravo, you get a round of applause for that answer. Completely agree with you.

Originally posted by darkness


Bravo, you get a round of applause for that answer. Completely agree with you. Ahh, of course you guys are both right, but think of it from the fantasy aspect!! Seriously, I can safely claim that there is not a female in America, if not the entire world, that more guys want to see getting naked and naughty than Britney Spears. I know there are better-looking women out there, but it's the unattainable appeal of Britney that makes her so desired in the role of a porn princess!! Because it seems for the most part that this will never see the day.. and that's why this "rumor" is so enticing!!! :D So you see?

I guess I see where you're coming from. But to be honest it still doesn't excite me.

She's just so superficial that it puts me off. And my fantasies are simple.

I'm with Darkness! :ylsuper

I've seen Britney in a porno and I wasn't impressed! I'm not a blonde, white, short hair girl person anyhow. Now latino chics like Shakira(fake blonde), J Lo, or Catherine Zeta Jones!

But, ironicly my girlfriend is blonde, white, and short hair but she's also the greatest thing in the world!

Hotness is a description of looks but relitivly use for those special to you. Now I think my girlfriend is hot, but I also think she's beautiful and has other specifc qualities that shall not be listed. :D Hotness relates to an object more than anything. Don't think this has anything to with this, but I'm just happy right now and thought I'd throw out an opinion!!! :jump::jump::jump:

Originally posted by Damien
I'm with Darkness! :ylsuper

I've seen Britney in a porno and I wasn't impressed!

:huh:

Originally posted by ci5ic


:huh:

Yeah I really doubt she's been in one yet.

Well she has and I've seen it in a British porno. Friend brought it on the bus in Italy. It's not like seeing a naked woman was bad, but there were better looking women in there for here to be the main one! :cool:

I think we bursted Jay's big discovery! :D

I think what you watched was faked.

WATCHED!!!!! Dude, he brought it on the bus! It was a magizine with a whole article about her!

sorry my bad. interesting.

As I've said before, If Mary was the virgin mother then Britney is the Virgin Slut.

Here is another way of putting it:
The most attractive woman in the world to me is my girlfriend. She can turn me on just by smiling, and I wouldn't trade our relationship for anyone else (right now, who knows what the future holds). But I love to look at Britney and Christina and all the others.

I think that the reason men are attracted to women in the spotlight is much deeper then one may think at first. Males are attracted to women who have charecteristics that we would want to see in our offspring (this is a look at our basic insticts). When we look at a girl like Britney we see an attractive, physically fit, 'intelligent' (don't quote me on that 'cause i have my doubts), and sought after person. These things are all the things we instinctually want in our off spring; thus we find ourselves attracted to these women. It is the same way women are attracted to men in power (Monica Lewinski).
The book How The Mind Works explains this theory completley. (I would reckomend everyone find a copy of this and skim through parts of it).
So, to sum everything up, our attraction to Britney et. al. is more instinctual then anything else. And my instincts say she should dyke out with Jenna Jameson :D

Originally posted by higgimonster
The most attractive woman in the world to me is my girlfriend. She can turn me on just by smiling, and I wouldn't trade our relationship for anyone else

That is all my fantasy is. There is nothing more I want.

Originally posted by darkness
I think what you watched was faked.

I agree. If britney was REALLY in a porno I am sure it would have been all over the teenie-bopper news by now (and I would have known cause I watch MTV whenever speedvision is showing NASCRAP (which is all the time, F*CK FOX)).

Originally posted by darkness


That is all my fantasy is. There is nothing more I want.

I understand, but seriously, you can't say that Britney is not an attractive girl?

She is, and that is one of the major reasons she is famous.

Trust me, I haven't seen my girl in three weeks (I am going to see her friday, thank god). And all I can think about is her. But even so Britney is still attractive.

You just posted a bunch of $hit about attraction is in the head! I still don't find me glancing twice at her when I see her on somethimg. I find no attraction to her whatsoever! All the famous up there people that I think are something reat etc. is more than looks. Except for J Lo, pesonality affects my decision in any situation!

Maybe this thread should have a poll on whether they think Britney is attractive or not, or you just don't care.