Poor Civic

So...

I had to run over to my parents place to feed their dog for them. No biggie, only a couple miles. Grand Am is having alternator issues, so I took the Trans Am. Stopped at the gas station and filled it up.
On to my parents place and feed the dog.

I leave, and take the slightly longer way home. Just makes a bigger block for me and keeps the roads 4 lanes.
All the while I am driving pretty tame.

Enter red Civic with wanna-be CF hood. IE painted black. Melon launcher. Cheap body kit. Etc.
He is behind me turning south. All the while, I am keeping it real easy.

Then it happens. Since it is a 4 lane road, we have two lanes to merge into. With me taking it easy, I guess he thought his chance was there.
As soon as I heard the lawnmower rev up, I put her in 1st gear. Waited for him to get along side of me....
I don't think he expected this....and neither did I. I guess the Nitto DR's don't hold quite as well when it is 60 degrees outside.
Car breaks traction and I spin a bunch...enough that I wasn't pulling. So I shifted into 2nd gear and the same happened. Spun, but not too bad. Enough to toss the rear out just a touch and create some smoke.

Poor bastard....got literally 'smoked.' :lol:
And all the while I heard that black and decker trying its little heart out.

Backed off at about 45-50 MPH. Speed limit is 45 through there, so I went down to 40 MPH.
He wouldn't pass. :lol:

Glad you let him know where he stands in the hierarchy food chain of badass rides.

haha nice. reminds me of the civic that tried to race my iroc (widebody kit, turbo, fart cannon, the works). poor kid popped a head gasket while tryin to keep up :lol: . coolant all over the road.

poor kid popped a head gasket while tryin to keep up :lol: . coolant all over the road.

:lol: Now that is hilarious! :lol:

haha nice. reminds me of the civic that tried to race my iroc (widebody kit, turbo, fart cannon, the works). poor kid popped a head gasket while tryin to keep up :lol: . coolant all over the road.
that would have been awesome to see!

Nice, I need to come to Colorado with a camera and take some vid. We can call it. Mr. Luos gone wild... Yeah thats the ticket. I can make some good money on that...lol

I dunno if I'd pay the money to see man boobs, :uhoh: neh, sorry.

I dunno if I'd pay the money to see man boobs, :uhoh: neh, sorry.
Not in the sense of him taking off his close. It would be in his car. Witch might be where Mr. Luos Jr. was conceived...:naughty:

i raced a kid in his neon a while back and he blew his motor while trying to "race" me.

And I can hear the stories the civic driver is telling his friends now. About how he went up against a trans am and all it did was smoke, must have wrecked something and he was too afraid to pass because he didn't want anything to get on his car :lol:

hahaahahaha good job Curtis.. i raced with acura TL and i killed him twice and after race i slowed down 35mph and the speed limit was 45mph and this dude wouldnt pass me... little pussies.. when ever i get beat, i go and give thumbs and drive away, i dont get these ricers...:lol:

BTW: i am very serious Curtis, if i would have seen your car with those wide meats and mean sound and look, i would think 10 times before i even get close to you.. wtf are these people thinking?????

hey Curtis.... change your licence plate and put there WHY TRY... :lol: :lol:

I have been considering a custom plate.

I don't have much of an imagination though.
I was thinking "SLOWLSX"

I have been considering a custom plate.

I don't have much of an imagination though.
I was thinking "SLOWLSX"

SLOWLSX.. :lol: god damn right you are slow.. :lol:

slowass

Damn right.

that sounds like something out of a movie. i surprised you won.....i mean come on his hood is painted black.......and i bet he had a few nice stickers, i dont understand how that didnt match up to your real power??????

Must have missed a shift :dunno:

gotta be

Must have missed a shift :dunno:

Maybe he missed more than one?

Yeah, maybe all 5?