Auckland Central English language school enrolment form for Chinese
Ssom
09-04-2002, 05:28 AM
Auckrand Central English Language School
Enrolment Form
Chinese edition
Please fill this form out in English
Your name_________________
Silly English name you go by_________________
Date of Birth________________
Hieght (Please tick one) [] 4'8" [] 4'9" [] 4'10" [] 5'0" [] 5'1" [] 5'2"
What is your reason for coming to NZ?
[] To complete a university degree and open a restraunt
[] To race against local boys with 18 inch wheels
[] To congregate in large numbers and giggle
[] Looking for work as sex slave/sewing machinist
[] No reason- Took a wrong turn in Beijing
What do you like about NZ?
[] I blend in here and don't look different
[] People are polite and give way to me on the road
[] People wave and shout greetings at me when I drive
[] Plenty of Chinese restraunts so I can sample NZ culture
[] Winston Peters
What is your favourite lesiure activity?
[] Karaoke
[] Pool
[] Sky City
[] Pouring diesel on road and driting sideway in Turbo
[] Thank you, I hope you are well too
What suburb are you live in?
[] Howick
[] Mt Roskill
[] Howick
[] Mt Roskill
[] Howick
Car you drive
[] BMW [] Mercedes [] Diamante [] Lexus (If female)
[] Skyline GTR [] WRX STi [] Supra [] 300ZX (If male)
Write below all car accidents you had or caused since arrive
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________________________
(More paper avaiable if need)
Enrolment Form
Chinese edition
Please fill this form out in English
Your name_________________
Silly English name you go by_________________
Date of Birth________________
Hieght (Please tick one) [] 4'8" [] 4'9" [] 4'10" [] 5'0" [] 5'1" [] 5'2"
What is your reason for coming to NZ?
[] To complete a university degree and open a restraunt
[] To race against local boys with 18 inch wheels
[] To congregate in large numbers and giggle
[] Looking for work as sex slave/sewing machinist
[] No reason- Took a wrong turn in Beijing
What do you like about NZ?
[] I blend in here and don't look different
[] People are polite and give way to me on the road
[] People wave and shout greetings at me when I drive
[] Plenty of Chinese restraunts so I can sample NZ culture
[] Winston Peters
What is your favourite lesiure activity?
[] Karaoke
[] Pool
[] Sky City
[] Pouring diesel on road and driting sideway in Turbo
[] Thank you, I hope you are well too
What suburb are you live in?
[] Howick
[] Mt Roskill
[] Howick
[] Mt Roskill
[] Howick
Car you drive
[] BMW [] Mercedes [] Diamante [] Lexus (If female)
[] Skyline GTR [] WRX STi [] Supra [] 300ZX (If male)
Write below all car accidents you had or caused since arrive
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________________________
(More paper avaiable if need)
Moppie
09-04-2002, 05:30 AM
LOL!!
and sadly its all to true!
and sadly its all to true!
taranaki
09-04-2002, 06:05 AM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
yikes! A funny thread from Moss....get a frame,quick!
yikes! A funny thread from Moss....get a frame,quick!
primera man
09-04-2002, 07:19 AM
YogsVR4
09-04-2002, 11:00 AM
Hey - my wife feels insulted! She's 5'3" which is not available on your list :)
DVSNCYNIKL
09-04-2002, 11:20 AM
I believe the correct spelling is "Engrish". :D :D
primera man
09-04-2002, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I believe the correct spelling is "Engrish". :D :D
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif ...i like your style of thinking !!!!
I believe the correct spelling is "Engrish". :D :D
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif ...i like your style of thinking !!!!
DVSNCYNIKL
09-04-2002, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by primera man
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif ...i like your style of thinking !!!!
I should know, I buy pawk flied lice all the time.:D :D
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif ...i like your style of thinking !!!!
I should know, I buy pawk flied lice all the time.:D :D
YogsVR4
09-04-2002, 02:13 PM
DVSNCYNIKL
09-04-2002, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Dont forget about http://www.engrish.com/
:D
Aww man!!! Classic!!:ylsuper
Dont forget about http://www.engrish.com/
:D
Aww man!!! Classic!!:ylsuper
"Pandamonium"
09-04-2002, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I believe the correct spelling is "Engrish". :D :D
It's Chinglish & they live in Chowick(Howick) Pakuchanga(Pakuranga) & Thiland Park(Highland Park).
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
I believe the correct spelling is "Engrish". :D :D
It's Chinglish & they live in Chowick(Howick) Pakuchanga(Pakuranga) & Thiland Park(Highland Park).
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
taranaki
09-04-2002, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
It's Chinglish & they live in Chowick(Howick) Pakuchanga(Pakuranga) & Thiland Park(Highland Park).
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
Good on ya,Panda....let's not make 'being Asian' a criminal offence just yet...........
But some of their driving is hell scarey
:eek:
That's why they feel so at home in Auckland;)
It's Chinglish & they live in Chowick(Howick) Pakuchanga(Pakuranga) & Thiland Park(Highland Park).
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
Good on ya,Panda....let's not make 'being Asian' a criminal offence just yet...........
But some of their driving is hell scarey
:eek:
That's why they feel so at home in Auckland;)
darkness
09-04-2002, 05:18 PM
You forgot to add this question.
Which little dolls do you stick all over your dashboard?
[]Pokemon []Digimon []Card Captors []Little Kitty
Which little dolls do you stick all over your dashboard?
[]Pokemon []Digimon []Card Captors []Little Kitty
YogsVR4
09-04-2002, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
I consider my wife among those! :D
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
I consider my wife among those! :D
ragt20
09-04-2002, 06:21 PM
you could do with this Learn Chinese in 5 mins course then :lol2:
Instructions: READ THEM OUT LOUD
1) That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.........Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table............Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu :hehehe:
16) Great.............................Fu Kin Su Pah
:silly2: :silly2: :bloated:
Instructions: READ THEM OUT LOUD
1) That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.........Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table............Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu :hehehe:
16) Great.............................Fu Kin Su Pah
:silly2: :silly2: :bloated:
Ssom
09-05-2002, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by ragt20
you could do with this Learn Chinese in 5 mins course then :lol2:
Instructions: READ THEM OUT LOUD
1) That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.........Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table............Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu :hehehe:
16) Great.............................Fu Kin Su Pah
:silly2: :silly2: :bloated:
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
So velly funny :finger:
you could do with this Learn Chinese in 5 mins course then :lol2:
Instructions: READ THEM OUT LOUD
1) That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.........Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table............Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu :hehehe:
16) Great.............................Fu Kin Su Pah
:silly2: :silly2: :bloated:
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
So velly funny :finger:
tazdev
09-05-2002, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I should know, I buy pawk flied lice all the time.:D :D
thats Pork Fried Rice you Plick:finger:
I should know, I buy pawk flied lice all the time.:D :D
thats Pork Fried Rice you Plick:finger:
tazdev
09-05-2002, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
It's Chinglish & they live in Chowick(Howick) Pakuchanga(Pakuranga) & Thiland Park(Highland Park).
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
You forgot their Shore base at Rangitokyo:rolleyes:
It's Chinglish & they live in Chowick(Howick) Pakuchanga(Pakuranga) & Thiland Park(Highland Park).
The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!
You forgot their Shore base at Rangitokyo:rolleyes:
DVSNCYNIKL
09-05-2002, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
thats Pork Fried Rice you Plick:finger:
scuse me.:finger: :finger: :D :D :D
thats Pork Fried Rice you Plick:finger:
scuse me.:finger: :finger: :D :D :D
Spec2 Girl
09-05-2002, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Good on ya,Panda....let's not make 'being Asian' a criminal offence just yet...........
But some of their driving is hell scarey
:eek:
That is way too true!
and don't get me started on the Pokemons!! :cry: :cry:
:p
Good on ya,Panda....let's not make 'being Asian' a criminal offence just yet...........
But some of their driving is hell scarey
:eek:
That is way too true!
and don't get me started on the Pokemons!! :cry: :cry:
:p
Ssom
09-06-2002, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
and don't get me started on the Pokemons!! :cry: :cry:
:p
or what happens when they mix with FTO's, yes THEY ARE BACK ON!!!!! :devil:
and don't get me started on the Pokemons!! :cry: :cry:
:p
or what happens when they mix with FTO's, yes THEY ARE BACK ON!!!!! :devil:
primera man
09-06-2002, 09:37 PM
POKEMON RULES :finger: :finger:
Ssom
09-06-2002, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by primera man
POKEMON RULES :finger: :finger:
Ne'er mind PMan, we all have our dopey secrets :finger:
POKEMON RULES :finger: :finger:
Ne'er mind PMan, we all have our dopey secrets :finger:
primera man
09-06-2002, 09:49 PM
When you have twm under 9 year olds in the house you have to know these things :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
tazdev
09-06-2002, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by primera man
When you have twm under 9 year olds in the house you have to know these things :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
firstly "TWM" :confused: :confused:
secondly, Excuses excuses we know you enjoy it:finger:
When you have twm under 9 year olds in the house you have to know these things :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
firstly "TWM" :confused: :confused:
secondly, Excuses excuses we know you enjoy it:finger:
replicant_008
09-06-2002, 10:22 PM
Aussie Radio Station is a late night poll on 'favorite songs to make love to..."
DJ: Good Evening, what's your vote for favourite song to make love to...
Caller: Ahhh... anything by the Wiggles mate... (the Wiggles is a musical kids program in Australia)
DJ: What! You sicko - you some sick kind of pedo...
Caller: Hang about, hear me out...
DJ: You got 5 seconds...
Caller: How else do you get 40 minutes of peace on a Saturday Morning when you have 5 kids? You put a Wiggles tape on the video and then wander back to the wife...
DJ: Okay, that's a fair call - got kids myself...
DJ: Good Evening, what's your vote for favourite song to make love to...
Caller: Ahhh... anything by the Wiggles mate... (the Wiggles is a musical kids program in Australia)
DJ: What! You sicko - you some sick kind of pedo...
Caller: Hang about, hear me out...
DJ: You got 5 seconds...
Caller: How else do you get 40 minutes of peace on a Saturday Morning when you have 5 kids? You put a Wiggles tape on the video and then wander back to the wife...
DJ: Okay, that's a fair call - got kids myself...
Ssom
09-07-2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
firstly "TWM" :confused: :confused:
secondly, Excuses excuses we know you enjoy it:finger:
he means two
PMan which one is your favourite????:finger: :finger:
firstly "TWM" :confused: :confused:
secondly, Excuses excuses we know you enjoy it:finger:
he means two
PMan which one is your favourite????:finger: :finger:
tazdev
09-07-2002, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
he means two
thanks for the clarification there Moss:D
he means two
thanks for the clarification there Moss:D
Spec2 Girl
09-08-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
or what happens when they mix with FTO's, yes THEY ARE BACK ON!!!!! :devil: NOT a good combination!! :devil: Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!! :D
or what happens when they mix with FTO's, yes THEY ARE BACK ON!!!!! :devil: NOT a good combination!! :devil: Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!! :D
Damien
09-08-2002, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
NOT a good combination!! :devil: Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!! :D
I will!!!!
POKEMON! What a riot! To bad they are a Japan franchise! :flipa:
Ask P-man, he'll know more about it than any of us! :D
NOT a good combination!! :devil: Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!! :D
I will!!!!
POKEMON! What a riot! To bad they are a Japan franchise! :flipa:
Ask P-man, he'll know more about it than any of us! :D
Ssom
09-09-2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
NOT a good combination!! :devil: Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!! :D
Nah.....I'll ask him to put some digimon on the parcel shelf :finger:
NOT a good combination!! :devil: Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!! :D
Nah.....I'll ask him to put some digimon on the parcel shelf :finger:
Spec2 Girl
09-09-2002, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Nah.....I'll ask him to put some digimon on the parcel shelf :finger: You actually know the difference between digimons and pokemons??? I worry about you a lot Moss Monster! :uhoh:
btw your sig's too big! :finger:
Nah.....I'll ask him to put some digimon on the parcel shelf :finger: You actually know the difference between digimons and pokemons??? I worry about you a lot Moss Monster! :uhoh:
btw your sig's too big! :finger:
taranaki
09-09-2002, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by replicant_008
Aussie Radio Station is a late night poll on 'favorite songs to make love to..."
DJ: Good Evening, what's your vote for favourite song to make love to...
Caller: Ahhh... anything by the Wiggles mate... (the Wiggles is a musical kids program in Australia)
DJ: What! You sicko - you some sick kind of pedo...
Caller: Hang about, hear me out...
DJ: You got 5 seconds...
Caller: How else do you get 40 minutes of peace on a Saturday Morning when you have 5 kids? You put a Wiggles tape on the video and then wander back to the wife...
DJ: Okay, that's a fair call - got kids myself...
been there done that....a long time ago..........:(
Aussie Radio Station is a late night poll on 'favorite songs to make love to..."
DJ: Good Evening, what's your vote for favourite song to make love to...
Caller: Ahhh... anything by the Wiggles mate... (the Wiggles is a musical kids program in Australia)
DJ: What! You sicko - you some sick kind of pedo...
Caller: Hang about, hear me out...
DJ: You got 5 seconds...
Caller: How else do you get 40 minutes of peace on a Saturday Morning when you have 5 kids? You put a Wiggles tape on the video and then wander back to the wife...
DJ: Okay, that's a fair call - got kids myself...
been there done that....a long time ago..........:(
Ssom
09-10-2002, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
You actually know the difference between digimons and pokemons??? I worry about you a lot Moss Monster! :uhoh:
Nop- I know enough to know that they are different 'cause they have different titles :finger:
You actually know the difference between digimons and pokemons??? I worry about you a lot Moss Monster! :uhoh:
Nop- I know enough to know that they are different 'cause they have different titles :finger:
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