The 2 Italians
GForce957
10-03-2006, 08:25 PM
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Dyno247365
10-03-2006, 08:37 PM
Would their names be Schumacher and Massa? o_O?
G-man422
10-03-2006, 08:37 PM
HI-OH! lol. Nice one.
vinnym86
10-03-2006, 08:44 PM
Doh!
elementskater15
10-03-2006, 09:01 PM
LOL that was good. I sprayed ice cream on that one.
my99cavy
10-03-2006, 09:04 PM
hahahah had to re-read the one part to fully understand it lol "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
tonioseven
10-03-2006, 09:07 PM
:sunglasse :grinyes: :rofl:
WickedNYCowboy
10-04-2006, 05:32 AM
Pretty good.
fredjacksonsan
10-04-2006, 08:40 AM
There's an official AF joke thread you know.
And funny, but :repost:
And funny, but :repost:
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