Bathroom Wall Writings

This idea was inspired by Muscletang's "Your legacy Thread"

Just post the most amusing things that you have seen scribbled on the walls in the bathroom.

My favorite:

"Why are you looking here, the joke's in your hand"

Wow. Funny. And quite offending.

Best one I ever seen, and the only one I remember.

There were those like, paper toilet seat covers and somebody had wroten above it with an arrow pointing down...

"Free Cowboy Hats"

In the restroom at work an arrow was drawn to the toilet paper and said "Paycheck, take one". Funny part is, its true thats about what we get paid.

I used to frequent a biker bar about 15 years ago. Their bathroom had the most and best grafitti I have read. The only thing I can remember from those days was this ditty: "Here I sit on this public pooper, giving birth to another state trooper." I don't know why that has stuck in my memory all these years.

I used to frequent a biker bar about 15 years ago. Their bathroom had the most and best grafitti I have read. The only thing I can remember from those days was this ditty: "Here I sit on this public pooper, giving birth to another state trooper." I don't know why that has stuck in my memory all these years.
thats a good one!

I found a webiste with a collection of "Shit House Poetry"

http://point-b.blogs.com/point_b/shit_house_poetry/index.html

And a couple of my friends favorites:

"don't take a shit, leave one"

"here is sit inside this stall
writing shit upon the wall
while sneaky crabs invade my balls"

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Ran like hell and only farted.

When I was plumbing with my dad, there was a port-a-potty that was just nasty. On the wall it read "I've shat in London, I've shat in France. Before I'd shit in here I'd shit my pants."

We had this military checklist of toilet usage on our bathroom wall once. It started out with instructions on how to insure oneself that the seat was fully operational. By flushing, opening up, sniffing for bad smells (lol), etc. Then we got to the usage part, where you were closely instructed on how to sit down/take place and "do it". And the last part was something like; "And if you are unable to fix any technical problem concerning the use of this toliet seat, await maintnance or blow the piece of shit to pieces."

Backstory time!!

I go to Canterbury University in Christchurch. About 20 mins away is Lincoln University, which is more of an agricultural institution.

Anyway, I was in the Canterbury library one day, went into a stall and saw this written on the wall:

"who likes Lincoln girls?"

underneath someone had written

"if our girls looked like theirs, we'd be fucking sheep too"

I found this one pretty funny...

Here i sit buns a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan.

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Ran like hell and only farted.

I remember a very similar scribbling:

Here I sit all broken hearted
I tried to shit but only farted

Written above a urinal, with an arrow:

""If you can hit this spot, the fire department needs you"

(The arrow pointed to a spot on the ceiling. )

Written above a urinal, with an arrow:

""If you can hit this spot, the fire department needs you"

(The arrow pointed to a spot on the ceiling. )
I've seen that one in so many bathrooms it probably would make David Letterman's Top Ten List :lol:.

Well they paint over the graffitti fats at my school. Granted most of it is "so and so is gay." By the auto lab there is a stall with a lone thing with a swastica and a thing that says "white power." I don't know how much mentality most of the vandals have reading most of their shit.

Well they paint over the graffitti fats at my school. Granted most of it is "so and so is gay." By the auto lab there is a stall with a lone thing with a swastica and a thing that says "white power." I don't know how much mentality most of the vandals have reading most of their shit.

For real...my school bathrooms are eat up with that BS too. They could at least come up with something witty and inventive. All too often its "Tom is gay" or "So and so's mom is good in bed" I guess if you're dumb enough to deface county property you also lack the ablility to actually insult someone without racial or sex related slurs

^^ That and I've seen a lot of stuff along the lines of "Smoke Weed"
But once I did see something that was anti smoking, like "taking your life away one pack at a time" But it got crossed out and replaced with "smoking is cool" or some other shit.

All the more reasons I'm glad to have graduated high school and gotten away from the immaturity.

But then again here at RPI I found "RPI sucks" on a bathroom wall, which is just as stupid. If you hate the school so much, quit bitching, leave or change some things in your life. Graffiti doesn't do anything except cause a nuisance.

here i sit all broken hearted.I tried to shit,but only farted


latter on i took a chance.I tried to fart,but shit my pants

"Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin', giving birth to another Texan"

there's a lot of "birth" ones...

Here I sit, I tell the truth
I gave birth to a son, Baby Ruth

I, for one, LOVE reading shit in the bathroom...

My favorite is the "FREE COWBOY HATS" one that someone else already posted.

Another favorite is one that I've done several times myself... whenever I see a condom machine in a public restroom, if it has "Rough Rider" condoms advertised, I write "80 Grit" somewhere on the ad.

Since I work in a sign shop, I've been contemplating making some sign plaques that say (in spanish, then smaller in english), with a hand-washing logo:
Lavarte las manos después del Dirty Sanchez (wash your hands after the dirty sanchez.

Funniest thing I saw was a convo in the school girls washroom.

1st Person: "How were your first two periods"
2nd Person: "Bloody"

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/7971/dsc00923ri5.jpg

It was on one of the stalls in my school bathroom. =/

can you type that out? it's difficult to read.

jeez, thats a small novel on that stall wall.

"Did you come here too…?"
sit on the toilet
take a piss and then a crap to spoil it
Writing like a fake poet
Incase you didn’t know yet
I’m writing to someone…
I got lost there :P
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/7971/dsc00923ri5.jpg

It was on one of the stalls in my school bathroom. =/

"Did you come here too…?"
sit on the toilet
take a piss and then a crap to spoil it
Writing like a fake poet
Incase you didn’t know yet
I’m writing to someone…
I got lost there :P


... I've never met
Anyone who reads this can bet
That I live life with no regret
This isn't some gangster imitation
Just work made with imagination
Do answer the question
Don't lie but be true
No need for bullshitting
What did you come here to do?

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God, you guys suck at reading terrible handwriting. =/

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poached eggs are runny
And so is my poo

There were those like, paper toilet seat covers and somebody had wroten above it with an arrow pointing down...

"Free Cowboy Hats"

They call em "Ass Gaskets" at UTI.

And to hell with those Texans joke, unles they're talking about the football team which can all go suck a fat one for all I care.

They call em "Ass Gaskets" at UTI.

And to hell with those Texans joke, unles they're talking about the football team which can all go suck a fat one for all I care.

In the rest of the country, we call Texans "ass gaskets"



:wink: j/k

I want my own signature :grinyes:

I want my own signature :grinyes:

ok...

I do lol.

It would be umm...cool but I am not very creative :(