What's dirty and in your head???
Damien
09-01-2002, 01:23 PM
Yeah I know, dumb title but this isn't even mine so here it goes!
Is your mind clean?
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. the answers are at the bottom of the page
vocabulary test for the dirty minded:
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right! :D
Is your mind clean?
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. the answers are at the bottom of the page
vocabulary test for the dirty minded:
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right! :D
YellowMaranello
09-01-2002, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Damien
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right! :D
3. A dollar bill
10. A ring finger??
I'm not sure about 10, but 3 is right. (at least it better be)
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right! :D
3. A dollar bill
10. A ring finger??
I'm not sure about 10, but 3 is right. (at least it better be)
Damien
09-01-2002, 01:58 PM
#3 is actually $20 because it's more but yes you are correct! :jump:
10 is wrong, but I want more posts anyhow!
Come to think of it, 10 could be an answer but like I said, more posts! Takes the fun out it. Oh well, one down!
10 is wrong, but I want more posts anyhow!
Come to think of it, 10 could be an answer but like I said, more posts! Takes the fun out it. Oh well, one down!
Heep
09-01-2002, 03:56 PM
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
pork
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
stomachs :confused: Edit: Legs
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
$20
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
full-of-luck
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
bunt
hunt
punt
runt <-- name for a woman :D
vunt German ;)
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
barf
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
A 2 nut variety chocolate bar
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
no idea
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
a mop :D:D:D
pork
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
stomachs :confused: Edit: Legs
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
$20
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
full-of-luck
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
bunt
hunt
punt
runt <-- name for a woman :D
vunt German ;)
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
barf
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
A 2 nut variety chocolate bar
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
no idea
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
a mop :D:D:D
moondog
09-01-2002, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Heep
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
pork
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
stomachs :confused: Edit: Legs
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
$20
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
full-of-luck
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
bunt
hunt
punt
runt <-- name for a woman :D
vunt German ;)
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
barf
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
A 2 nut variety chocolate bar
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
no idea
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
a mop :D:D:D
4.) Firetruck
5.) you missed "Aunt" - the word for a woman
10.) paypacket?? :p
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
pork
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
stomachs :confused: Edit: Legs
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
$20
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
full-of-luck
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
bunt
hunt
punt
runt <-- name for a woman :D
vunt German ;)
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
barf
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
A 2 nut variety chocolate bar
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
no idea
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
a mop :D:D:D
4.) Firetruck
5.) you missed "Aunt" - the word for a woman
10.) paypacket?? :p
taranaki
09-01-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Damien
Yeah I know, dumb title but this isn't even mine so here it goes!
Is your mind clean?
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. the answers are at the bottom of the page
vocabulary test for the dirty minded:
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right! :D
1.talk
2.legs
3.20 dollar bill
4.firetruck
5.bunt,hunt,runt,punt,.....aunt.
6.pants
7.fork
8.candy bar
9.grit
10.his surname.
:) send me the prize........
Yeah I know, dumb title but this isn't even mine so here it goes!
Is your mind clean?
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. the answers are at the bottom of the page
vocabulary test for the dirty minded:
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers will be posted later when someone has at least got 2 right! :D
1.talk
2.legs
3.20 dollar bill
4.firetruck
5.bunt,hunt,runt,punt,.....aunt.
6.pants
7.fork
8.candy bar
9.grit
10.his surname.
:) send me the prize........
Damien
09-01-2002, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
1.talk
2.legs
3.20 dollar bill
4.firetruck
5.bunt,hunt,runt,punt,.....aunt.
6.pants
7.fork
8.candy bar
9.grit
10.his surname.
:) send me the prize........
You just suck! :(
Moss will be delivered to you in 3-5 days or else it's free! :D
8 is actually an Almond Joy
1.talk
2.legs
3.20 dollar bill
4.firetruck
5.bunt,hunt,runt,punt,.....aunt.
6.pants
7.fork
8.candy bar
9.grit
10.his surname.
:) send me the prize........
You just suck! :(
Moss will be delivered to you in 3-5 days or else it's free! :D
8 is actually an Almond Joy
Heep
09-01-2002, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Damien
You just suck! :(
He cheated an waited for us to get most of the answers first :D
You just suck! :(
He cheated an waited for us to get most of the answers first :D
taranaki
09-02-2002, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by Heep
He cheated an waited for us to get most of the answers first :D
sadly,no......I hit the quote tab, took me about 15 minutes to do, and by the time I was finished,you and Moon had already posted.I didn't see your answers until after I had posted.:flipa:
He cheated an waited for us to get most of the answers first :D
sadly,no......I hit the quote tab, took me about 15 minutes to do, and by the time I was finished,you and Moon had already posted.I didn't see your answers until after I had posted.:flipa:
Ssom
09-02-2002, 04:14 AM
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
fuck
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
legs
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
a penis
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
fuck (again)
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt :D
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
shit :D
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fuck (Geez again)
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
penis
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
shit
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
penis
Yup my mind is squeaky clean
fuck
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
legs
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
a penis
4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
fuck (again)
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt :D
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
shit :D
7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fuck (Geez again)
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
penis
9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
shit
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
penis
Yup my mind is squeaky clean
taranaki
09-02-2002, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
blah,blah,blah,b/s,b/s,b/s..........
Yup my mind is squeaky clean
http://www.forumpix.com/content/dumbass/images/areyoureallystupid.jpg
blah,blah,blah,b/s,b/s,b/s..........
Yup my mind is squeaky clean
http://www.forumpix.com/content/dumbass/images/areyoureallystupid.jpg
Lizard King
09-02-2002, 09:49 AM
I'm not all that dirty but its quite hard not to be here.
JD@af
09-02-2002, 10:53 AM
Hmmm, I got 2, 7, and 8 right, but that's about it. But Moss, I can proudly say that my mind is WAY cleaner than yours, son :D
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt :D
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt :D
Heep
09-02-2002, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
http://www.forumpix.com/content/dumbass/images/areyoureallystupid.jpg
LOL
It's the Bobs! :D:D
http://www.forumpix.com/content/dumbass/images/areyoureallystupid.jpg
LOL
It's the Bobs! :D:D
Ssom
09-03-2002, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by JD@af
Hmmm, I got 2, 7, and 8 right, but that's about it. But Moss, I can proudly say that my mind is WAY cleaner than yours, son :D
No way :cry:
Hmmm, I got 2, 7, and 8 right, but that's about it. But Moss, I can proudly say that my mind is WAY cleaner than yours, son :D
No way :cry:
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