What gender is...
primera man
09-01-2002, 04:56 AM
What gender is...
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light
a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light
a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Heep
09-01-2002, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by primera man
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
LOL :lol2: :lol2:
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
LOL :lol2: :lol2:
Spec2 Girl
09-01-2002, 05:44 PM
hehe they're good! :p
ragt20
09-01-2002, 06:41 PM
lol very true some of them :hehehe:
kicker1_solo
09-01-2002, 06:44 PM
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
hehe :finger:
hehe :finger:
Damien
09-01-2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
hehe they're good! :p
What!!! Spec2 has no objections to any of them!!! :eek:
:hehehe:
hehe they're good! :p
What!!! Spec2 has no objections to any of them!!! :eek:
:hehehe:
Spec2 Girl
09-01-2002, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Damien
What!!! Spec2 has no objections to any of them!!! :eek:
:hehehe: Bite me! :finger:
:p
What!!! Spec2 has no objections to any of them!!! :eek:
:hehehe: Bite me! :finger:
:p
tazdev
09-02-2002, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by primera man
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
:D :D :D
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
:D :D :D
Ssom
09-02-2002, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by primera man
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. .
No I didn't :(
The rest are all good though :finger:
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. .
No I didn't :(
The rest are all good though :finger:
Heep
09-02-2002, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
No I didn't :(
Exactly...men aren't supposed to have that close of a relationship with the same sex... :D
No I didn't :(
Exactly...men aren't supposed to have that close of a relationship with the same sex... :D
Automotive Network, Inc., Copyright ©2026