What would you have done?

So I'm going to pick up my fiance from work and I'm by my office. This freshman chick who just got out of highschoolstarts to walk blindly in front of me, her friend stops her and I stop the RX-8. I tell them they can go (there are 4 of them). They walk past and the chick who almost got hit by me walks in the middle of the road again and says to me "I like your car, but I don't like you" Her friends start laughing.
So I yell out "That's okay, Stupid isnt my type!" And Her friends stop and start laughing at her.

What would you guys have done with that?

I would have said something along the lines of 'dumb slut' under my breath, said a quick prayer to whatever god of your choice, that she doesn't reproduce and continued on my way as if nothing ever happened. This was pretty much a daily event when I was in college. Apparently on campus, pedestrians were under the impression a collision with a 3800lb hunk of metal would go in their favor. Always amazed me how the school publicized such high average SAT scores for the enrolling classes.

Probably would have said something like, "Guess intelligence is an option around here", and quickly drove off.

I would have said something along the lines of 'dumb slut' under my breath, said a quick prayer to whatever god of your choice, that she doesn't reproduce and continued on my way as if nothing ever happened. This was pretty much a daily event when I was in college. Apparently on campus, pedestrians were under the impression a collision with a 3800lb hunk of metal would go in their favor. Always amazed me how the school publicized such high average SAT scores for the enrolling classes.

Apparently being smart and having common sense doesnt go together with some people.

i would've done this!

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7826/bitchslapnz1.jpg

What would you guys have done with that?

Probably something similar, maybe something along the lines of:

"Please don't ever have children, there are enough people pissing in the gene pool."

id prob pretend to try and hit her again. say like what polygon said.

I wouldn't of stopped. Maybe the splatter would of cleaned off some of the bugs.

i probably would have been like "OK you dumbass, how bout you go stand back infront of the car" and drove off. but i like what you did better.

That was pretty funny, what you did.

I just probably would have said something like "You just don't know how little I care darlin".

I wouldn't of stopped. Maybe the splatter would of cleaned off some of the bugs.


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It's a known fact it is easier to get bitch off your car than bugs.

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It's a known fact it is easier to get bitch off your car than bugs.


lol!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/morphius289/osnap.jpg

Fckng pwnd.

i woulda been like "well if you were any good in bed i woulda called you back... no wonder you don't like me... your friend over there does though (and a big grin)"

or

"yea, you only like the things that you'll never get...."

"i'm sorry, middle school is that-a-way... grow up little girl"
i got a million of em

i do like your comeback though... pretty slick that they laughed at her afterwards.... sick burn!

"yea, you only like the things that you'll never get...."
That one would've insulted him though :p

not exactly, i thought about it too, but if she was hot, he would let her have him....

and i doubt he woulda paid any mind to an unattractive girl... he questioned her intelligence, not her apperance.

i think you did perfectly fine, i woulda just yelled profanities, but now i have some pre-thought comebacks for the next dumbass that happens to wonder into my direction.

thank you gotian. thank you.

I would have been more harsh. It was a good line, enough to make her friends laugh at her. +2 points to you Gotian for popping that one out.

My line would have been, "3 million sperm, and you're the dumbass who made the way out?"

I woulda just shot her.

i can picture civ whipping out a big ol tomahawk and wacking her with it...

i just watched the last of the mohicans, i want a tomahawk now.

i think you did perfectly fine, i woulda just yelled profanities, but now i have some pre-thought comebacks for the next dumbass that happens to wonder into my direction.

thank you gotian. thank you.

youre welcome sir

"Hey, weren't you that slut that gave my buddy genital warts?"

"Hey, weren't you that slut that gave my buddy genital warts?"

2 be honest, i wouldn't want to know someone with genital warts. :shakehead not a good comeback

yeah gotian you win with that comment.

I would've said something random
or blasted "We Fly High" or chicken noodle soup

Like I told my ex-secretary when she said Pontiacs are for old people, "I hope your blowjobs are better then your snappy remarks."

You know I wouldnt of stopped!

But lets say i did and she told me that I would of burned out and engulfed all of them in a hot-white smoke cloud.

I would have said this in the creepiest child molester voice possible


http://f00kie.com/pics/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

^ i dont really find that funny myself.

i got chills from that last one...

something about skinny guys and guys that looked like they miss what they had in prison...

"I like your car, but I don't like you"

(Said in a loud and serious voice)“AND FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE”(revs engine).



Actually I probably would have just ignored her. I’ve found that annoys girls more then anything else. Especially when it comes to girls that do things to try to get your attention, like standing in front of your car.

Rofl, if only you real life was like the internet, and you could slap this picture right in her face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/morphius289/cool2.jpg

^ i dont really find that funny myself.


Really? I busted out laughing the first time I saw that pic. It makes me think of Oz:spit:

Funny thing is my friends older brother says this all the time jokingly but he used to be in the military and hes a pretty big guy so it scares the crap out of me:uhoh:

I would have said this in the creepiest child molester voice possible


http://f00kie.com/pics/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

with two of my closest friends being rape victims i have to say i don't find that remotely funny either.

Rofl, if only you real life was like the internet, and you could slap this picture right in her face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/morphius289/cool2.jpg

lol @ Gai-sensei on the right

What would I have done?

Not think about it at all, since shes a dumb whore most probably, and not made a thread about it

this entire thread really depends on the age of the person posting. i think i wouldve just said something like "why do you think i even care if you like me or not?"

but thats because im 24, and high school girls are too young for me. plus her lack of intelligence pretty much sealed the deal on whether or not i would be nice to her just for the sake of being nice.

Once again, I wouldn't of stopped... the body flying over the hood would of cleaned off the birdshit.