son in law!!!!
ragt20
08-30-2002, 07:21 PM
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law" :D
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law" :D
Damien
08-30-2002, 08:49 PM
It's :bloated: yet somehow :hehehe:
Ssom
08-30-2002, 08:54 PM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Sounds like someone we know :rolleyes:
Sounds like someone we know :rolleyes:
taranaki
08-30-2002, 09:26 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused: are there any 36 year old single females on the board??:eek: :eek:
*straightens collar,combs hair*:D :D :D
as for the joke,rags.........
*straightens collar,combs hair*:D :D :D
as for the joke,rags.........
Ssom
08-31-2002, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
:confused: :confused: :confused: are there any 36 year old single females on the board??:eek: :eek:
*straightens collar,combs hair*:D :D :D
as for the joke,rags.........
as for the picture Mr T.
please don't:(
:confused: :confused: :confused: are there any 36 year old single females on the board??:eek: :eek:
*straightens collar,combs hair*:D :D :D
as for the joke,rags.........
as for the picture Mr T.
please don't:(
kicker1_solo
08-31-2002, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by Damien
It's :bloated: yet somehow :hehehe: my thoughts exactly. :)
It's :bloated: yet somehow :hehehe: my thoughts exactly. :)
DVSNCYNIKL
08-31-2002, 09:45 AM
Ewwww, he touched it.:bloated: :D :D
ragt20
08-31-2002, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Ewwww, he touched it.:bloated: :D :D
did you have to point it out :apuke: Eeewwwwwwwww
Ewwww, he touched it.:bloated: :D :D
did you have to point it out :apuke: Eeewwwwwwwww
DVSNCYNIKL
08-31-2002, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by ragt20
did you have to point it out :apuke: Eeewwwwwwwww
Misery loves company.:finger: :finger:
did you have to point it out :apuke: Eeewwwwwwwww
Misery loves company.:finger: :finger:
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