Irish Virus

IRISH VIRUS 1.01.

Dear Recipient,

Congratulations - you have just received an Irish virus.
As we are not so technologically advanced over here, this is a MANUAL virus.

Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself, and then send a copy of this message to everyone in your address book.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Yours,

Paddy O'Hacker
:D

Dear Paddy...how are we expected to assist if you insist on using technical terms like "files"...We are not all computer nerds...


will this virus pick up cable TV for me?

regards

Paddy O'doors

Originally posted by ragt20
IRISH VIRUS 1.01.

Dear Recipient,

Congratulations - you have just received an Irish virus.
As we are not so technologically advanced over here, this is a MANUAL virus.

Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself, and then send a copy of this message to everyone in your address book.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Yours,

Paddy O'Hacker


Paddy-

Is the hard disks the round ones or the square ones???


Also I left my little black adress book in the pub


Where you can find me as of 9am


Regards
Paddy O'Johnson

Since we're on the topic:

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

15.

One to hold the light bulb, and 14 to drink until the room spins.