Where'd You Do It Last?

Many Chicago folks heard this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago.
The DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for Verification.

If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing ever. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you heard of Mate Match?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know were giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please.

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?

Brian: "Yes."

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean that you're married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara"

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She's gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! "

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, a trip would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

Brian: Laughing Hard " I ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh Huh..."

Brian:"...and the Mother In Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I have done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

Three Minutes of Commercials Follow

DJ:"OK audience, let's call Sarah, shall we? "

(touch tones...ringing..)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sara, this is Edgar from WBAM, we are live on the air and I have Been speaking with Brian for a couple hours now."

Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooo do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

Sara: "No"

DJ: "Good"

Brian: (laughing)

Sara: (laughing)"Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer the questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then both of you are off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World, Sea World, Tickets to the Magics game. The whole deal. Get it Sara?"

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright, when did you last have sex, Sara?"

Sara: "Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sara: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sara:"12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's good enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one last question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"

Sara: "Well..."

DJ: "Come on Sara.....where did you have it?"

Sara: "In the ass...."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break…”

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Haha!!! FUCKING AWESOME!

at first i thought it was the one about where the girl finds out her b/f was cheating on her. or was it the other way around? either way, that was audio so, yeah. :grinno:

haha that has got to be the funniest thing on the radio...but did she still get the trip?

Bahahaha!

HAhahaha, that was really funny.

ewwww.............gross.

still pretty funny.

My uncle just told me this like, 2 days ago. I thought he was making it up.

Where'd You Do It Last?

if i tell you, and Nicole gives you the same answer, do i win a fully-paid trip to Orlando?

if i tell you, and Nicole gives you the same answer, do i win a fully-paid trip to Orlando?

I was soooo close to saying that...

I hope they got the fucking trip. If I were driving at a moment like that I would probably have to pull over just to laugh.

at first i thought it was the one about where the girl finds out her b/f was cheating on her. or was it the other way around? either way, that was audio so, yeah. :grinno:

link? sounds funny

o and this one was f***ing hilarious

OMG that is classic.

LOL!! That is too funny. I knew it was coming, I have that same sort of ditzy thinking going on.

haha, i heard that somewhere, but its funny as hell!!!

HAHAHAHA :rofl:

OMG i don't think i've laughed that hard in a LONG time. truly a well deserved break in my stressful life.

Didn't they have that same question and answer on the Newly Wed Game back in the 70's? They had to cut it out of the show but I think I saw it in one of those to wild for tv specials or some crap.

Didn't they have that same question and answer on the Newly Wed Game back in the 70's? They had to cut it out of the show but I think I saw it in one of those to wild for tv specials or some crap.

You mean this?

The Newlywed Game was the subject of an urban legend for many years. The story, which had several variations, had Bob Eubanks asking a contestant, "Where is the weirdest place where you have ever made whoopee?" in one episode. The contestant supposedly responded, "In the butt, Bob." Eubanks denied the incident for a long time.

It turned out that the incident in question happened in a 1977 episode where Eubanks asked a wife (Olga) where the weirdest place that she and her husband Hank had the urge to "make whoopee" was. After drawing a blank, and prodded by Eubanks to give an answer, the wife responded, "In the ass" (with "ass" bleeped out). As everyone in the studio laughed uproariously, Eubanks clarified the question, asking for the weirdest location.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newlywed_Game