Vaseline
tonioseven
09-12-2006, 01:38 PM
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used
the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me
and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with
a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for
sex. I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me
exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all...
We put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out of our room."
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young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used
the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me
and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with
a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for
sex. I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me
exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all...
We put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out of our room."
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my99cavy
09-12-2006, 02:05 PM
......not bad I was expecting a something funnier though :disappoin
2.2 Straight six
09-12-2006, 03:02 PM
shouldn't use vaseline for sex, it's oil-based and dries out your skin.
you should use something water-based.
you should use something water-based.
my99cavy
09-12-2006, 03:05 PM
I would go with KY jelly good stuff. ;)
2.2 Straight six
09-12-2006, 03:20 PM
mmmm............KY Jelly......
00accord44
09-12-2006, 03:33 PM
No need for the vaseline or ky when your girl does the work by her own will... thats about as ungraphic as I can put it :sunglasse
Unless you're talkin about goin in the out door... that aint my style mang
Tonio, do you work for jokeaday.com or somethin??? Well you know what realy grinds my gears? How come there haven't been any priest in a bar jokes lately?:tongue:
Unless you're talkin about goin in the out door... that aint my style mang
Tonio, do you work for jokeaday.com or somethin??? Well you know what realy grinds my gears? How come there haven't been any priest in a bar jokes lately?:tongue:
my99cavy
09-12-2006, 04:57 PM
mmmm............KY Jelly......Haha yeah buddy :boink:
No need for the vaseline or ky when your girl does the work by her own will... thats about as ungraphic as I can put it.....true.......very true.:smokin:
No need for the vaseline or ky when your girl does the work by her own will... thats about as ungraphic as I can put it.....true.......very true.:smokin:
fredjacksonsan
09-12-2006, 04:59 PM
PG-13 guys, PG-13.
2.2 Straight six
09-12-2006, 04:59 PM
c'mon, by 13 everyone knows about sex....
at least i did...
at least i did...
vinnym86
09-12-2006, 05:01 PM
Viva Cream
ghostrx7
09-12-2006, 05:01 PM
1 more for ky!
fredjacksonsan
09-12-2006, 05:05 PM
c'mon, by 13 everyone knows about sex....
at least i did...
That's because you're in the enlightened (aka non Puritanical hypocritical) society of Great Britain.
But that's immaterial, have a read of the AF rules my friend.
at least i did...
That's because you're in the enlightened (aka non Puritanical hypocritical) society of Great Britain.
But that's immaterial, have a read of the AF rules my friend.
fredjacksonsan
09-12-2006, 05:05 PM
Nice joke Tonio. Glad to see you back.
Closing.
Closing.
tonioseven
09-12-2006, 05:16 PM
Tonio, do you work for jokeaday.com or somethin??? Nah, I just figure my bad jokes are a great diversion from the bad things in life; like dead goldfish, Richard Simmons, and stepping in bubblegum in a new pair of shoes.:icon16:
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