Suicide Blonde
"Pandamonium"
08-29-2002, 12:13 AM
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
finger off?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get
my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
The Panda believes truth is stranger then fiction!!!
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
finger off?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get
my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
The Panda believes truth is stranger then fiction!!!
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Spec2 Girl
08-29-2002, 12:20 AM
haha haven't heard that one before! :hehehe: So glad I'm not blonde! :p :D
kicker1_solo
08-29-2002, 12:23 AM
lol, I rate that joke a 5. :)
Damien
08-29-2002, 01:05 AM
:rolleyes:
COme on Panda! I know you can do better!
COme on Panda! I know you can do better!
DVSNCYNIKL
08-29-2002, 08:43 AM
:(
ragt20
08-29-2002, 06:08 PM
not bad Panda :hehe: but you can do better :D
"Pandamonium"
08-29-2002, 06:37 PM
I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:
The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:
Damien
08-29-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:
You better!!! :devil::devil::devil:
Where did oyu get your jokes anyhow? Online or just things you've heard?
I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:
You better!!! :devil::devil::devil:
Where did oyu get your jokes anyhow? Online or just things you've heard?
Ssom
08-30-2002, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:
Sure ya will:( :finger:
I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:
Sure ya will:( :finger:
YogsVR4
08-30-2002, 11:28 AM
:) Kinda saw that one coming :) Still got a chuckle though.
speediva
08-30-2002, 12:53 PM
And now I go to my Shakespearean Theatre class which is filled with Blonde Theatre majors :p
No, I will behave.
No, I will behave.
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