Why are my wife's friends so god-darned stupid?????????

I work shifts.Its a simple concept,your 'night' becomes my 'day',and significantly,your'day' becomes my 'night'.

Now...... if you had asked one of my friends repeatedly not to hammer on the door at 3am,and he still persisted with it,Iwould feel sympathetic and try to resolve the problem.

So why when your friends repeatedly hammer on the front door in the middle of my night,is it my problem ?

All of my friends know that if my car is in the driveway during the day,I may well be home,but if I don't answer to a light tap on the door,it's best not to persist.

So...how come your fat-arsed,chicken-brained,donut-eating,crochet-cardiganed,disgusting-bag-of-fetid-flatulence,face-like-the-back-of-a-disused-zeppelin,one-brain-cell-between-them,walking-advertisement-for-drowning-at-birth,so-disgustingly-cheerful-they-must-have-had-a-collective-lobotomy country-moron-yokel-institute,geriatric-waste-of-space-and-oxygen friends seem to think that if they hammer on the door for long enough Iwill be happy to open the door an pass on their mindlessly inane and unimportant little snippets of unuttterably dull trivia???????????

JUST FUCK OFF YOU DOZY OLD HAGS...WHEN WILL YOU REALISE THAT IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN WHAT IS LEFT OF MY FUCKING SANITY I NEED SOME FUCKING SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I don't care if thelma's daughter did have a little girl,not even if the little brat has three heads and a perky fucking nana in each hand.!

:eek2: Wow!

Not all women are stupid though. :(

Originally posted by taranaki
I work shifts.Its a simple concept,your 'night' becomes my 'day',and significantly,your'day' becomes my 'night'.

Now...... if you had asked one of my friends repeatedly not to hammer on the door at 3am,and he still persisted with it,Iwould feel sympathetic and try to resolve the problem.

So why when your friends repeatedly hammer on the front door in the middle of my night,is it my problem ?

All of my friends know that if my car is in the driveway during the day,I may well be home,but if I don't answer to a light tap on the door,it's best not to persist.

So...how come your fat-arsed,chicken-brained,donut-eating,crochet-cardiganed,disgusting-bag-of-fetid-flatulence,face-like-the-back-of-a-disused-zeppelin,one-brain-cell-between-them,walking-advertisement-for-drowning-at-birth,so-disgustingly-cheerful-they-must-have-had-a-collective-lobotomy country-moron-yokel-institute,geriatric-waste-of-space-and-oxygen friends seem to think that if they hammer on the door for long enough Iwill be happy to open the door an pass on their mindlessly inane and unimportant little snippets of unuttterably dull trivia???????????

JUST FUCK OFF YOU DOZY OLD HAGS...WHEN WILL YOU REALISE THAT IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN WHAT IS LEFT OF MY FUCKING SANITY I NEED SOME FUCKING SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I don't care if thelma's daughter did have a little girl,not even if the little brat has three heads and a perky fucking nana in each hand.!




Hey, don't hold back! Tell us what you really think!!

Originally posted by mopord





Hey, don't hold back! Tell us what you really think!!

your monitor would probably melt if I did!

['Basil Fawlty on crack' moment over]:)

I have the same fucking problem, and also sence I live in a garage I have to deal with gardners, who I randomly threaten and shout words at which probally sounds like i'm a zombie, and when I run at them with swords (I own 5 swords of different types) they ususally get the point to STOP KNOCKING ON MY FUCKING DOOR when they put a card on it. Yes, someones in there, no...you CANT steel my shit. And then my friend James, he decides "I got up at 8, so he should be up by 10 right?" NO YOU IDIOT! I wake up at 1...or 2 sometimes later, because I move 50,000+lbs in 4 hours. And for that matter, I get to bed about 6 in the morn sometimes. Then I cant get back to sleep so I have to be up. And what did he come over for? To tell me he broke up/got back with that bitch of an ex...:angryfire

ok...i'm gonna shut up before I get warned... :mad:

I used to work a night security shift as a summer job. The first thing I did when I knew I was going to do this was to get the hell out of town. Live out in the countryside where there are many less inconsiderate asswhipes and fuckwits.

Maybe you guys are stuck where you are at for now. For that I suggest ear plugs. It takes a bit to get used to sleeping with, but they do work pretty well.

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:eek2: Wow!

Not all women are stupid though. :(

Good point...I have altered the tthread title accordingly.:D

Ihave a feeling that if we lived on the upper slopes of Mount Taranaki these stupid,shallow brain-dead..............


deep breaths


deeep breaths


think happy thoughts


think happy thoughts


.....my wifes noteworthy companions would still take the trouble to visit and pass on the fascinating titbits of village news...


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Stupid cows.....

how about putting a sign on the door? like this one?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/cat-fuckoff.jpg

not too vauge, is it?

Originally posted by jay@af
how about putting a sign on the door? like this one?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/cat-fuckoff.jpg

not too vauge, is it?

LOL!!!!!!

I thought about wiring some dynamite up to the doorbell, but that would be too loud as well....:(

You've got to think laterally. Like ship you're wife off to her ditzy friends every day. Alternatively, you could glue egg cartons all around your room for sound absorbtion. Then you haeve the choice of sleeping in it or locking you're wife friends in there...UNTIL THEY LEARN!! :D :D

Oh the joys of married life.......:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Oh the joys of married life.......:rolleyes:

my fianciance (that engaged term I cant spell) would keep everyone away from me as I sleep...if only we didnt live 100 miles apart :(

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Oh the joys of married life.......:rolleyes:

Actually it is quite good :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Actually it is quite good :D '

While gravity is still being nice:rolleyes: :finger:

j/p


I quite frankly don't want to know about it, it scares me :uhoh:

my friend eric is the same way....
i would get home from football and crash...(this was during double sessions) and then he would call me up and tell me to wake up and get a job...just when i'm about to go 2 sleep....he calls me and asks me why i'm sleeping....HELLO I JUST CAME BACK FROM RUNNING MY ASS OFF I THINK THAT I DESERVE SOME SLEEP....not to mention the time that he came over at 7:30 in the morning and walked into my house cuz my dad went somewhere and left the front door wide open...what i wake up to is seeing eric stealing my gum from off of my bureau and here i am sleeping in my boxers...i mean come on here! don't go into my house let alone my fuckin room and take my shit...and to top it all off HE STEALS ALL OF MY FUCKING FOOD! he goes into my freezer and takes the biggest amount of ice cream imaginable, then one of my pizzas...rude i say rude.....

Not cool, dude. WHy are you sharing with him if all of this is the case? Does your room have a lock? Have you talked to him....blah blah.

well i have, but he doesn't give a shit he never has any foods at his house either cuz he has a bottomless pit for a stomach and he never asks...his way of justification "you'll never eat the food, so why can't i?"
mad rude.....we have a lock for the downstairs fridge, but he always comes around unannounced and we usually store all of the meats and ice creams there for easy access , so when he comes over i never have enough time to lock the fridge and then hide the key...or if i lock it, he'll go searching for the key...that's why i'm glad that he doesn't come over as much.

and no i don't have a lock for my room, but i really want one