Something smells fishy

A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps,
ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the
window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman
opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to
watch.".

"Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid
my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this
train." He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the
window and eating the shrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled
back for a little sleep.

The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while
he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting
needles. After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could
you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got
nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and
I'll do what I want on this train."

At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the
window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm
cord. The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined
£200 for that!"

To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the
police smell your fingers".

:huh:

:spit: :lol2: :hehehe: HOLY CRAP THAT'S FUNNY ROFLMAOSHICB!!!!!!!
come on please tell me you get it Spec2 you're killing me

Stinky Finger Syndrome.

Originally posted by HogieGT-R
come on please tell me you get it Spec2 you're killing me I don’t get it. :o

ok
the man was eating shrimp right? shrimp smells like fish....now what else smells like fish when it hasn't been washed for a while?

Originally posted by HogieGT-R
ok
the man was eating shrimp right? shrimp smells like fish....now what else smells like fish when it hasn't been washed for a while? I get it now! :apuke: I thought it might have been that then thought that it must be something else seeing that darkness posted it. :o

:eek: even Iwould have thought twice about that one!


























...but I still laughed!!!!!!:D :D

rofl :apuke: :spit: :spit: :spit:

Now thats some quick thinking! :lol2:

LOL;)