New CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a
new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the
company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities,
the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is
full of workers and he wants to let them know he means
business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much
money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and
replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams,
"Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come
back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO
looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to
tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's".

hhahahahahahah

ROFLMAO Thats great, wish that would happen to me.

Hahaha, that was a good one.















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Tonio's Back!

heard it before. still good though.