The Loving Husband
tonioseven
08-29-2006, 10:30 AM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
turtlecrxsi
08-29-2006, 11:36 AM
zong! LOL :lol:
Damien
08-29-2006, 11:49 AM
im only gonna post in one, but did you go through all your old forwarded emails and that's where youve been this entire time???
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:grinno:
'97ventureowner
08-29-2006, 11:53 AM
:rofl: That was a good one!
stieh2000
08-29-2006, 11:57 AM
I think its a repost, but whatever, still funny!
WickedNYCowboy
08-29-2006, 12:08 PM
Very Good!
Jimster
08-29-2006, 07:57 PM
Reposts require proof of repost.
Hilarious :lol:
Hilarious :lol:
Shpyder
08-29-2006, 08:13 PM
lol, that was pretty good!
'97ventureowner
08-30-2006, 12:11 AM
Reposts require proof of repost.
Hilarious :lol:
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Hilarious :lol:
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