civic .vs. older women
civic99
08-25-2002, 05:57 AM
So im riden in town just like everyday.
but today was not just another day..
As i stop at this red light i look in my side views and notice a pontiac bonniville pulling up next to me. I checked her out and she looked to be no more then 75(years) I could tell by the way she didnt bugde while I stared her up and down, o yes I knew it was on.. when the light on the other side turned yellow she looked across at me :eek: I immediatly turned away and fixed my eyes on the road.
finally the light turns green,,,,fuk! I stall out a bit on the launch but she gotta good one(launch) I threw it back into gear and gased it hard.. but she keeps gainen on me she started passen me up at about 5 or 6 mph. 2nd gear at 5 mph was no match for this granny.
*ill be ready for you next time grandma :eek:
but today was not just another day..
As i stop at this red light i look in my side views and notice a pontiac bonniville pulling up next to me. I checked her out and she looked to be no more then 75(years) I could tell by the way she didnt bugde while I stared her up and down, o yes I knew it was on.. when the light on the other side turned yellow she looked across at me :eek: I immediatly turned away and fixed my eyes on the road.
finally the light turns green,,,,fuk! I stall out a bit on the launch but she gotta good one(launch) I threw it back into gear and gased it hard.. but she keeps gainen on me she started passen me up at about 5 or 6 mph. 2nd gear at 5 mph was no match for this granny.
*ill be ready for you next time grandma :eek:
-The Stig-
08-25-2002, 01:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH tell me it didnt have the one of those motorized wheel chair deals on the back.. tell me it didnt... hhahahahahaha
GO GRANDMA GO!
Just to set the record straight, my Grandma drives a 91 (i think) CRX with plans of a b16 swap. I kid you not, my grandpa wants soemthing small and fun, so he did some research and decided he might do that. My family knows how to have fun.
a quote from my grandpa "i may only be doing 80mph in the mountains, but its a very fun 80mph..." YOU GO GRANDPA!
GO GRANDMA GO!
Just to set the record straight, my Grandma drives a 91 (i think) CRX with plans of a b16 swap. I kid you not, my grandpa wants soemthing small and fun, so he did some research and decided he might do that. My family knows how to have fun.
a quote from my grandpa "i may only be doing 80mph in the mountains, but its a very fun 80mph..." YOU GO GRANDPA!
Cyprus106
09-09-2002, 02:59 PM
:( my grandpa drives a 1965 Chevy - godknowswhat truck and lives in a "town" where there are more cows than hicks, and thats hard to do.
I'm the only one in my family with racers blood. thank god im adopted. Otherwise i might just like my moms windstar and my dads tank-sized SUV.
I wish my family was that cool.
I'm the only one in my family with racers blood. thank god im adopted. Otherwise i might just like my moms windstar and my dads tank-sized SUV.
I wish my family was that cool.
j.fuggi
09-13-2002, 07:31 AM
oh man, that compares to the time some lady SMOKED THE SHIT outta me in a bmw z8. some little old lady with curly hair and glasses burned me in her nice new $130000 car. shit was quick too. i really didn't race her off the line, cuz i didn't think anything of it, but when she left a strip i tryed to catch her, but i had NO chance.
YogsVR4
09-13-2002, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by j.fuggi
oh man, that compares to the time some lady SMOKED THE SHIT outta me in a bmw z8. some little old lady with curly hair and glasses burned me in her nice new $130000 car. shit was quick too. i really didn't race her off the line, cuz i didn't think anything of it, but when she left a strip i tryed to catch her, but i had NO chance.
Those Z8s are one hell of a ride.
oh man, that compares to the time some lady SMOKED THE SHIT outta me in a bmw z8. some little old lady with curly hair and glasses burned me in her nice new $130000 car. shit was quick too. i really didn't race her off the line, cuz i didn't think anything of it, but when she left a strip i tryed to catch her, but i had NO chance.
Those Z8s are one hell of a ride.
Polygon
09-13-2002, 12:23 PM
The little old lady from Pasadena. :D
SilverLotus340R
09-28-2002, 05:26 PM
no the best thing was .. i was walkin home from school and this riced out honda pulls up to this old lady with white hair in a Porsche Boxster...
the ricer pulls off the line and the old lady a second or 2 behind...she caught up and left him behind...
goes to prove...all show no go...granny'll kill ya
the ricer pulls off the line and the old lady a second or 2 behind...she caught up and left him behind...
goes to prove...all show no go...granny'll kill ya
guysohigh
10-07-2002, 10:50 PM
I was crusin wit my friend in his 99 Civic Si, and this lady with white hair and glasses, with her chair pulled all the way up. Anywayz we shoulda known better than to race da M5, but it was a granny what could it hurt. Anywayz make a long story short, we saw tail lights with the quickness and never caught up. Soo sad, granny's out there racin' like that:bandit:
Cyprus106
10-07-2002, 11:30 PM
lmao... its the little old lady fro pasadina... we've got a little lady in a jeep that does the same thing. She'll burk integras IN A GOD DAMNED JEEP. I saw it once and thought it was the Integra driver. Saw it again with a different Integra and got to wondering...
Who the hell knows. Worse, (and INCREDIBLY ironic) Little Old Lady from Pasadina Actually was playing on the oldies radio when she burned this mutha fucka... I couldn't drive I was laughing so hard.
Who the hell knows. Worse, (and INCREDIBLY ironic) Little Old Lady from Pasadina Actually was playing on the oldies radio when she burned this mutha fucka... I couldn't drive I was laughing so hard.
Self
10-08-2002, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by guysohigh
I was crusin wit my friend in his 99 Civic Si, and this lady with white hair and glasses, with her chair pulled all the way up. Anywayz we shoulda known better than to race da M5, but it was a granny what could it hurt. Anywayz make a long story short, we saw tail lights with the quickness and never caught up. Soo sad, granny's out there racin' like that:bandit:
Where exactly in Falls Church are you?? I'm in Alexandria...Right off of Route 1...
I was crusin wit my friend in his 99 Civic Si, and this lady with white hair and glasses, with her chair pulled all the way up. Anywayz we shoulda known better than to race da M5, but it was a granny what could it hurt. Anywayz make a long story short, we saw tail lights with the quickness and never caught up. Soo sad, granny's out there racin' like that:bandit:
Where exactly in Falls Church are you?? I'm in Alexandria...Right off of Route 1...
CustomWhips
10-08-2002, 02:00 AM
yeah most old ladys have had there share of young punks zipping away on green . they know there shits faster anyway. i wonder if granny gets off on that shit to...
guysohigh
10-08-2002, 09:00 AM
I live about 2 miles south of Bailey's Crossroads, off 244
Cyprus106
10-08-2002, 01:46 PM
oops sorry polygon, LMAO! I never saw yer post that has the same shit as mine does. :bonghitte
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