Question and Answers
tazdev
08-25-2002, 03:14 AM
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Ssom
08-25-2002, 03:18 AM
Q. Why did I visit this thread
A. I need a bit of corny taz humor
:finger:
A. I need a bit of corny taz humor
:finger:
tazdev
08-25-2002, 03:33 AM
I'm bored.
SO SUE ME:devil:
SO SUE ME:devil:
Ssom
08-25-2002, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
I'm bored.
SO SUE ME:devil:
Allright then Auckland High Court tomorrow at noon :D
I'm bored.
SO SUE ME:devil:
Allright then Auckland High Court tomorrow at noon :D
tazdev
08-25-2002, 03:43 AM
can't do noon.
Gotta get a Warrant
Gotta get a Warrant
Ssom
08-25-2002, 03:57 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
can't do noon.
Gotta get a Warrant
chicken :devil:
can't do noon.
Gotta get a Warrant
chicken :devil:
ragt20
08-25-2002, 08:28 AM
:rolleyes: :) they is ok :D
higgimonster
08-26-2002, 03:18 PM
some of those are prettydamn funny. i don't know what youguys mean 'they're ok'.
Spec2 Girl
08-26-2002, 04:18 PM
Well I thought they were good. :o :D
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