bumper sticker thread....

f you smoke, leave your butt outside.'

BASKET WORKS: Don't weave without me.'

So many men, so few who can afford me.'

Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some things are just better rich.'

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.'

Do not start with me. You will not win.'

All stressed out and no one to choke.'

How can I miss you if you won't go away?'

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.'

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.'

I am not lost, I am exploring.'

Keep right-> with God.'

I'm retired-not retarded.'

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.

Money Isn't Everything, But It Keeps The Kids In Touch.

Want A Taste of Religion? Bite A Minister.

I still Miss My Ex... But My aim Is Getting Better.

Beautify Texas. Put A Yankee on a Bus.

Wisconsin: Smell Our Dairy Air!

I used to be indecisive . . . but now I'm not so sure

Isn't this a re-re-re-re-re-post??? :rolleyes:

They're only funny for, well........
















.....ever! :hehehe:

Once, I thought I made a mistake, but it turns out I was wrong.

Ass, Ass, or Ass... Nobody rides for free.

White bread sucks.

My kid beat up your honor student.

My other car is a piece of shit too.

Compost Happpens.

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
:rolleyes:

bite me:flipa:

>>>>>>>>>>a few nuggets in here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

Assassins do it from behind.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

All generalizations are false, including this one.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

If you are psychic - think "HONK"

If you always take time to stop and smell the roses...sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

STUPIDITY should be Painful

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy

Lord save me from your followers.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Atheism is a non-profit organization.

And on the 8th day, God sobered up.

Your College Sucks

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

The Earth Is Full - Go Home

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

My kid had sex with your honor student.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

I is a college student

I souport publik edekasion

If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"

When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.

Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made

Hang up and drive.

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

This is Not an Abandoned Vehicle - on an old, rusted-out car with 2 plastic bags taped over where the rear windows used to be, parked in a shopping center.

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you

Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test

My other car is a broom. (Found at a witches shop in NYC)

My Wife's other car is a broom!

I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!

I brake for no apparent reason

Warning! I brake for hallucinations

Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside - (on a custom van)

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

Honk all you want, I'm deaf

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Honk If Anything Falls Off

Horn broken - watch for finger

Originally posted by tazdev
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/585229boom.jpgwhere are those?
:confused:

Ambivalent? Yes and No

&

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!

Conserve water. Shower with a friend (preferably of the opposite sex).

I'm with Moss now! Save some of these for another thread or a re-re-re-re-re-re-post!

:rolleyes:

I do want the "Clear the road I AM SIXTEEN" one though! :D

Originally posted by Judge
where are those?
:confused:

:( all I see at the moment is RED X. I'm guessing you are refering to the 2 12" subs in the back of my skyline

hehe, i saw one that said
"A wise monkey does not monkey with another monkey's monkey!"

Originally posted by Damien
I'm with Moss now! Save some of these for another thread or a re-re-re-re-re-re-post!

:rolleyes:

I do want the "Clear the road I AM SIXTEEN" one though! :D


See :finger:

Anyway......I would like a sticker like that too, only problem is I am 17 in 4 months :rolleyes: :(

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

I need someone real bad...Are you real bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots...and I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.

MONTANA: At least the cows are sane.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.

No hand signals...Driver on Viagra

Honk! If you want to see my finger.

Here's my favorites:

- Roll me over if you can read this (upside down on a jeep liberty)

- No Shirt, No Pants, No Problem!

- People in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause people.

Originally posted by Damien
Isn't this a re-re-re-re-re-post??? :rolleyes:

They're only funny for, well........

:hehehe:


reposts!!! there are reposts within this post let alone any other posts :huh: :rolleyes:

reposts!!! there are reposts within this post let alone any other posts :rolleyes:

Originally posted by taranaki
reposts!!! there are reposts within this post let alone any other posts :rolleyes: :D :D :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by taranaki
:D :D :finger: :finger:


well you've reposted that as well :hehe: nearly :lol2: