GTO vs. fake Evo.

this one pissed me off alot!
Ive been in a bad mood all week cause my job might be clossing and I might be out by next week and looking for another one which is very stressfull cause I like my job.
Im also having trouble getting my shit together to mod the Goat and time is running out and the paychecks arent comming in fast enough to meet the dead line for the tune.
I get to doing the only thing I like that relaxes me which is driving me car, im on the highway and see an Evo up ahead which is my favorite car in the world and Ive always wanted to race one and I speed up through heavy ass traffic bobbing and weaving just to catch up so I can race him.
I manage to catch him as we approach a toll booth and guess what! ITS A FAKE!
the guy had the body kit, wing, exhaust, rims, even had that stupid little vortex inducer spike rail thing on the back of the roof.
A FAKE EVO! ARRRRGGGGGGGGGG
why would you be so gay as to put all that shit into a slow fucking FWD POS shit bucket go-nowhere junk box 4-banging pussy ass horse shit of a car?
I dropped it hard into second and swooped by his sorry ass making sure to come real close on his left to scare his posser ass a bit.
Fucking asshols and thier fake rides.

GTO!

Do you work for GM^

No.

Wow, sorry to hear about your misfortune Mushashi. It's kinda hard to believe that a pharmaceutical company is going out of business, considering how much they charge. Well don't buy any mods till you find a job that you are set with. That's just my advise.

P.S. - Craigslist is a great place to find work.

this one pissed me off alot!
Ive been in a bad mood all week cause my job might be clossing and I might be out by next week and looking for another one which is very stressfull cause I like my job.
Im also having trouble getting my shit together to mod the Goat and time is running out and the paychecks arent comming in fast enough to meet the dead line for the tune.
I get to doing the only thing I like that relaxes me which is driving me car, im on the highway and see an Evo up ahead which is my favorite car in the world and Ive always wanted to race one and I speed up through heavy ass traffic bobbing and weaving just to catch up so I can race him.
I manage to catch him as we approach a toll booth and guess what! ITS A FAKE!
the guy had the body kit, wing, exhaust, rims, even had that stupid little vortex inducer spike rail thing on the back of the roof.
A FAKE EVO! ARRRRGGGGGGGGGG
why would you be so gay as to put all that shit into a slow fucking FWD POS shit bucket go-nowhere junk box 4-banging pussy ass horse shit of a car?
I dropped it hard into second and swooped by his sorry ass making sure to come real close on his left to scare his posser ass a bit.
Fucking asshols and thier fake rides.

GTO!

i saw a chick driving a fake evo on campus today...you can do a shit load for performance in the money you waste on ugly and useless body kit parts.:disappoin

Fuck that! you trade in the car plus the money you would spend on bodykit and hood and wing and get a REAL Evo!

i can't believe that someone would spend all that money and time just to copy something....
and copy what??? the looks of the evo.....come on...
it's a crappy loking ride....no one buys it 4 the looks

it my favourite car too....but i like what's under the hood....not the looks
that guy must be a real idiot (sorry 4 the language)

yea, that's seriously weak, fake anything is weak... sorry to hear about your job.

How'd you know it was fake... if it had all the stuff to look like an Evo...

Did it have the stock fender flares with a body kit? Or was it just sporting body kit on Lancer ES bodywork?


I've seen a few Lancers EVO'd out... and at first I couldn't tell why this particular EVO looked funny, till I realised it was missing bulging fenders that stock EVO's have... which, as I see it, make it superbly sexy. A very Masculine look to them. I <3 EVO IX's. I wanna make lil EVO-Man babies with it.

are you sure it was a fake evo or was it a non-turbo lancer.........lol

it's not as bad as the fake srt-4's tho. at least real evo's are nice cars, but why anyone would want to "soup up" a neon to look like something that most ppl hate is beyond me.

it's not as bad as the fake srt-4's tho. at least real evo's are nice cars, but why anyone would want to "soup up" a neon to look like something that most ppl hate is beyond me.


Youre probably talking about the neons that look like a srt-4 from the factory.

Yeah there's a couple fake EVO's around here, I park next to them and give them the "wtf is wrong with you" look.

It didnt have the wide fender bulges, the Brembo callipers or thefront mount!
Fake!
I know how you feel about the evo man babies though, I want twins!

How'd you know it was fake... if it had all the stuff to look like an Evo...

Did it have the stock fender flares with a body kit? Or was it just sporting body kit on Lancer ES bodywork?


I've seen a few Lancers EVO'd out... and at first I couldn't tell why this particular EVO looked funny, till I realised it was missing bulging fenders that stock EVO's have... which, as I see it, make it superbly sexy. A very Masculine look to them. I <3 EVO IX's. I wanna make lil EVO-Man babies with it.

What you never told me that you liked my former Evo that much. I'm hurt.

aye with that money you spent buying that GTO you could have got an evo and then Moded it, why didn't you???


Fake Evo's, Fake Neons, I've been told many times around that I drive a Ferrari rip off lol.

Hey we have heaps of those thing around here too, whats the F**** point..... The sad thing is that the one's around here look real and instead of having a front mount they drive with a resituated Radiator so it can be quite hard to tell.......lol

this one pissed me off alot!...ARRRRGGGGGGGGGG...a slow fucking FWD POS shit bucket go-nowhere junk box 4-banging pussy ass horse shit of a car?

LOL...I really dont understand why it pissed you off so much. IMO it should've made you feel better about yourself, driving a GTO and all. There is a guy that lives a few blocks away from me, he drives a blue t'd civic with a R34 kit...everytime I see him cant help but shake my head and smile. I feel bad for him but thats about it...

aye with that money you spent buying that GTO you could have got an evo and then Moded it, why didn't you???



Actually with the dealer mark up and all that crap, the evo costs more than the GTO does.

aye with that money you spent buying that GTO you could have got an evo and then Moded it, why didn't you???

1. I cant justify spending over 30K for a 4 cylinder car......i dont care how fast it is. they cost 27 in Japan!
2.I didnt get one cause of the type of people that drive them in the U.S. I went to the dealer and saw a 16 yearold highschool kid and his dad was buying it for him. I ask him if he knew who Tommy Makkinen was and he looked at me all puzzled.....yeah I dont want to be associated with that crowd.
3. Its only 275 hp and even though its faster then the GTO it dossent have that manacing, evil aura around it. Face it, theres nothing more penis-compensating then saying "FOUR-HUNDREAD HOSS POWA!" :rofl:
4. It is way too easy to drive. My mom sat in it at the dealer and took it around the block and it runs at 3200 rpms at 75 mph...thats so weak to have to use so much motor at such low speed! I do 80mph at 1850 rpms in topgear. l like a car that takes some skill to drive and that not just any noob can sit in and do laps in, also I like the feel of a motor that constantly feels like its got way more to go.
5. My dad loves it, it feels a hell of alot more expensive and well built, My mom cant drive it, my sister is scared of it, my brother (who hates me) is jelous of it and ITS GOT TWO DOORS! like a sports car should have.

well everyone has their own opinions on their own cars....but dont knock on other cars comparing them to yours and the people that drive them.....we all know you love your gto but stop the hate...

it's not as bad as the fake srt-4's tho. at least real evo's are nice cars, but why anyone would want to "soup up" a neon to look like something that most ppl hate is beyond me.

I dont understand what your saying......please clarify..

i believe he is sayin he doesnt like srt-4s because of the crowd they ususually get. too bad now this crowd will be in dodge calibers, so we can tell the difference. put them into a ugly car.

I guess..........but how did the srt get brought up in this....this is about the evo....and yes its all about the caliber now...sad...but hope the srt verison isnt a 300hp dissapointment....at least the new evo x is going to share the same platform....

What you never told me that you liked my former Evo that much. I'm hurt.


I said Evo IX, not Evo VIII. :rofl:


Evo's rock... But, I do love the sound of an STi. If had to make a choice... I'd be hard pressed to choose... but ultimately I think I'd go Mitsu.

...I <3 EVO IX's. I wanna make lil EVO-Man babies with it.
:lol: