Cliches

They should be avoided, like the plague :D

Is everyone asleep at the wheel?

Its deader then a doornail in here

Getting a response is like squeezing water from a rock. :)

what if all the monkeys in the world
went blind suddenly?

You're better off selling a snicker bar to a homeless bum.

Frankly my dear,I don't give a damn.:D

If I had a dime everytime I heard that!

I'll buy that for a dollar.

Someone’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic! :D

New and Improved!

I need that like a hole in the head

i wish i had yogz's feet

Originally posted by |Banchi1O5|
i wish i had yogz's feet

Here's another one for yogs.......

Your a whore like P-man! :silly2:

I use cliches like I use my computer to go on AF! :rolleyes:

This thread sucks more d!ck than Elton John!! :eek:

Or is this thread the greatest thing since pre-sliced bagels??? :confused:

Don't go there

Yes dear, you are too right dear:(

I am sick as a parrot that this thread isn't longer.......




...........but wait...there's more!:eek: :D :D

This thread is crazy crackers :p

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
This thread is crazy crackers :p

this one time....at band camp....:rolleyes:

Originally posted by taranaki


this one time....at band camp....:rolleyes:


All work and no play, makes Mr T a dull boy

I've glued myself, to myself:frog:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi



All work and no play, makes Mr T a dull boy

A rolling mod stones no Moss:finger:

Originally posted by taranaki


A rolling mod stones no Moss:finger:


fair dinkum :finger:

I'm into flagellation,necrophillia,and bestiality.......

am I flogging a dead horse?:huh: :buck

I think you're beating around the bush

Or - perhaps you've taken leave of your senses.

or mabey you've lost your marbles

stone the bloody crows :rolleyes:

But you could kill two birds with that stone.

that is one half-baked idea :finger:

Dont go off half-cocked on me!

yogs

got no wookie wookie
how bout that cookie eh?

sup dawg
bangin in thu straight foot foo

Originally posted by |Banchi1O5|
yogs

got no wookie wookie
how bout that cookie eh?

sup dawg
bangin in thu straight foot foo

are you drunk or just stupid?:D :D :D

Originally posted by taranaki


are you drunk or just stupid?:D :D :D

Everybody has the right to make mistakes :)

but some abuse the priviledge:D

Originally posted by taranaki


are you drunk or just stupid?:D :D :D

Everybody has the right to make mistakes :)

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Everybody has the right to make mistakes :)

the person who never made a mistake never made anything:D

i keep checking in ever so often ... but sheesh AF Off Topic is still dead as hell.

whats is going on?

all the funny people been booted or something?

Originally posted by Sham365
i keep checking in ever so often ... but sheesh AF Off Topic is still dead as hell.

whats is going on?

all the funny people been booted or something?

It's summer in the northern hemisphere....there is a life outdoors.

any particular 'funny people' you were looking for?

The Panda made me do it



(A bit of an AF cliche there) http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ed/the_finger.gif

yuk! perky nanas!

http://www.onzin.nl/3991/pictures/banana.gif

Originally posted by taranaki
yuk! perky nanas!

http://www.onzin.nl/3991/pictures/banana.gif


That's justhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/shocked/Voskl1.gifhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/shocked/Voskl1.gifhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/shocked/Voskl1.gif http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/blackeye/SHOCKED.gif

Originally posted by taranaki
yuk! perky nanas!

http://www.onzin.nl/3991/pictures/banana.gif


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Your mind is sick as a dog :rolleyes:

Same shi+, different day.

Or, my version:

Same shi+, different crap.

:confused: where are all the new smiley faces coming from, and what if : one day i beat bozo at raquet ball?

Originally posted by darklight
:confused: where are all the new smiley faces coming from, and what if : one day i beat bozo at raquet ball?

http://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/smilies/fart.gifThe 'new' smilies are imported from other websites exactly the same way as pictures - click on the 'quote'tab to find out where from.


enjoy the smilies -http://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/smilies/blue.gifhttp://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/smilies/joshers.gifhttp://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/smilies/smileysex.gifhttp://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/smilies/uh.gifhttp://nzwwa.com/mirror/clipart/graphics/animated/icons/smiling.gifhttp://nzwwa.com/mirror/clipart/graphics/animated/flashers/police.gif

And we'll throw in these wonderful steak knives worth $29.99 absolutely free!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2000/08/04/2knife2.jpg:finger:

thanks

Originally posted by darklight
thanks


Whhhhaaaaaaaaaat......No flash smileys :(


:rolleyes:

Back on topic:

A leopard never changes its spots


:finger:

I brake for small animals:angel:

First impressions are lasting ones.....










IN THE GROUND!!! :finger: :evillaugh

http://216.40.241.68/contrib/ed/muccawhore.gif

Roadkill good!!! :licker:

My other car is a Porsche..............:silly:

luzers try their hardest
winners go home and f*ck the prom queen

Second place is first loser!

Yeah, when hell freezes over :finger:

You know what curiosity did now don't you??? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Damien
You know what curiosity did now don't you??? :rolleyes:
...........But not before it got your tongue!:flipa:

if the wind changes you'll stay like that

:bloated:

simple simon met a pieman........
:p