Posting my first blond joke
YogsVR4
08-23-2001, 10:35 AM
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
Porsche
08-23-2001, 10:40 AM
Hehe. There was once a Blonde that was married to a man named John, she was quite content at home when her husband was at work. One day he came home to find her crying, he said, 'What's the matter dear?" She sobbed "My mother has just died today". The next day he came home to find her crying even more, "What's the matter he said", She sobbed, "My sister called me today and her mother died too!"
Heep
08-23-2001, 01:31 PM
LOL
When I was in Cali, I saw a blonde woman driving an SUV with a license plate bracket that said "All dumbs are not blondes." I was like, "Yeah..........." :D:D
When I was in Cali, I saw a blonde woman driving an SUV with a license plate bracket that said "All dumbs are not blondes." I was like, "Yeah..........." :D:D
hermunn123
08-23-2001, 10:25 PM
thats pretty funny Heep. two blondes were walking in the forest when they came upon some tracks. the first blonde said "these are deer tracks." the second one said "these are bear tracks" they disagreed and argued over what kind of tracks they were. 15 minutes later they were run over by a train.
olds88
08-23-2001, 10:40 PM
after a high speed chase the cops finaly pull over a blond whom stole a police cruser. the cops asked here why she stole a police car. well she replied, it said 911 on the back and i thought it was a porche
DaFoo
08-23-2001, 11:23 PM
Q. What does a blond say after sex?
A. Are all you guys on the same team?
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they've never met.
Q. What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. Why is a washing machine better than a blond?
A. You can drop your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.
Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with a blond?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why do blondes wear thick underwear?
A. They make good ankle warmers.
Q. Why did the blond have square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a limousine?
A. Not everybody has been in a limousine.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a tooth brush?
A. You don't let your bestfriend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a guy?
A. The blond has the higher sperm count.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
Q. How does a blond like her eggs?
A. unfertilized.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What does a blond wear behind her ears to attract men?
A. Her heels.
and.......
Q. How do you get a blond pregnant?
A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
A. Are all you guys on the same team?
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they've never met.
Q. What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. Why is a washing machine better than a blond?
A. You can drop your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.
Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with a blond?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why do blondes wear thick underwear?
A. They make good ankle warmers.
Q. Why did the blond have square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a limousine?
A. Not everybody has been in a limousine.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a tooth brush?
A. You don't let your bestfriend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a guy?
A. The blond has the higher sperm count.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
Q. How does a blond like her eggs?
A. unfertilized.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What does a blond wear behind her ears to attract men?
A. Her heels.
and.......
Q. How do you get a blond pregnant?
A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
gang$tarr
08-24-2001, 01:28 AM
this is just a girl joke
what do you call a woman 5 feet from the kitchen?
LOST!!! haha
go bake me a pie bitch :D :D hehe
what do you call a woman 5 feet from the kitchen?
LOST!!! haha
go bake me a pie bitch :D :D hehe
Heep
08-24-2001, 09:30 AM
Why do women have small feet?
So they can get close to the sink :D
So they can get close to the sink :D
S Brake
08-24-2001, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by gang$tarr
go bake me a pie bitch :D :D hehe
lol
go bake me a pie bitch :D :D hehe
lol
primera man
08-25-2001, 06:45 AM
DaFoo...they are good :p :p
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