'round the farm
curious
08-19-2002, 04:24 PM
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got
a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars
of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun.
Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can
pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later
he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and
threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got
a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars
of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun.
Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can
pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later
he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and
threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
darkness
08-19-2002, 04:45 PM
hehe heard it before but still good:D
Spec2 Girl
08-19-2002, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by darkness
hehe heard it before but still good:D Ditto. :D
hehe heard it before but still good:D Ditto. :D
Damien
08-19-2002, 07:37 PM
Well, I haven't! And I have this to say.......
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