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Blackcrow64
10-06-2006, 05:40 AM
Attempted...
Global Domination!
Don't worry guys, where he left off, I will finish. When I rule the world you all will be spared. :wink: lol
Global Domination!
Don't worry guys, where he left off, I will finish. When I rule the world you all will be spared. :wink: lol
Thor06
10-06-2006, 10:38 AM
Queen Zoe
This is kind of a funny story, probably just for me though. My buddy Beaner came into work one day to get his check with this smokin hot girl. The next day I was like, "Damn Beaner, who was that hot chick you were with? Is that your girl friend?" He said sorta embarrassed like, "Naw man, thats my sister Zoe." So we talk about her a minute and turns out shes fuckin 14! Well, Beaner told her I thought she was hot and she was a bit flattered. Well Beaner told her about my plan for total world domination and she said, "Well, tell him if he does take over the world, I will be his queen." I havent ever talked to her face to face, but she and I kinda flirted a bit through Beaner. He showed her where I live (some of my friends call it "the castle" its not all that huge, its pretty normal sized house but its on sort of a hill and its got a big attached garage that makes it look big). When she saw that she told him that, "I am definately going to be his queen, his already got the castle." :lol: I got a kick out of it.... too bad shes fuckin 4 years younger than me.
This is kind of a funny story, probably just for me though. My buddy Beaner came into work one day to get his check with this smokin hot girl. The next day I was like, "Damn Beaner, who was that hot chick you were with? Is that your girl friend?" He said sorta embarrassed like, "Naw man, thats my sister Zoe." So we talk about her a minute and turns out shes fuckin 14! Well, Beaner told her I thought she was hot and she was a bit flattered. Well Beaner told her about my plan for total world domination and she said, "Well, tell him if he does take over the world, I will be his queen." I havent ever talked to her face to face, but she and I kinda flirted a bit through Beaner. He showed her where I live (some of my friends call it "the castle" its not all that huge, its pretty normal sized house but its on sort of a hill and its got a big attached garage that makes it look big). When she saw that she told him that, "I am definately going to be his queen, his already got the castle." :lol: I got a kick out of it.... too bad shes fuckin 4 years younger than me.
blk_srt
10-06-2006, 10:58 AM
4 years isnt that bad, at least not in a few years
l_eclipse_l
10-06-2006, 12:15 PM
14 is a wee bit too young at your age....think about it, shes a freshman in high school and your in college. Wait a few years. But if shes hot...theres nothing wrong with a little flirting here and there just to keep the juices flowing :)
New word = Pluto
New word = Pluto
blk_srt
10-06-2006, 12:40 PM
uranus
Blackcrow64
10-06-2006, 03:58 PM
"Theres a big red firetruck..." :lol:
Thor06
10-06-2006, 04:49 PM
Fire
Ha ha, yeah, shes a bit young. She is 15 now, but I am 19. Even when she gets to be 18 going out with a 22 year old is kinda far out. Once she hits 20 its not a big deal but thats a long time away. I would like to be her friend anyway, she seems like a cool person.
Ha ha, yeah, shes a bit young. She is 15 now, but I am 19. Even when she gets to be 18 going out with a 22 year old is kinda far out. Once she hits 20 its not a big deal but thats a long time away. I would like to be her friend anyway, she seems like a cool person.
david-b
10-06-2006, 05:20 PM
You just want to be her friend because you know she'll do you.
Hot
Hot
Blackcrow64
10-06-2006, 07:40 PM
Just get it over with and hit that shit Thor...
Sun
Sun
Sleepr awd
10-06-2006, 08:41 PM
futurama
yeah.. its called STATUATORY!! half your age divided by 3 is a good rule for keeping out of trouble at least... 19 = 9 / 3 = 3 years difference sooo... 16 is AS LOW as you can go and that's considering you don't turn 20 before she turns 17
17's legal in missouri though :D
yeah.. its called STATUATORY!! half your age divided by 3 is a good rule for keeping out of trouble at least... 19 = 9 / 3 = 3 years difference sooo... 16 is AS LOW as you can go and that's considering you don't turn 20 before she turns 17
17's legal in missouri though :D
ned032002
10-06-2006, 08:53 PM
sometimes you've gotta give em candy first.
Thor06
10-06-2006, 09:21 PM
:rofl: Fuckin a guys... :D
Blackcrow64
10-06-2006, 09:21 PM
sometimes you've gotta give em candy first.
:rofl:
Ned is the man your mommy always warned you about... "Hey there kid, want some candy? I have it in my car trunk, here..." lol :p
M&M's
:rofl:
Ned is the man your mommy always warned you about... "Hey there kid, want some candy? I have it in my car trunk, here..." lol :p
M&M's
ned032002
10-06-2006, 09:40 PM
hey look...I've got puppies!!!!
Blackcrow64
10-06-2006, 09:41 PM
hushpuppies? lol
ned032002
10-06-2006, 09:52 PM
no little fuzzy wuzzy ones
Doggy Dog
Doggy Dog
Blackcrow64
10-06-2006, 10:24 PM
Uh oh here we go again...
Doggy style. lol
Doggy style. lol
ned032002
10-06-2006, 10:38 PM
"Guess what? I've got a fever and the only perscription, is more Cowbell."
EDMUND65
10-07-2006, 12:06 AM
brian=loser sleeping on a friday night w/no plans....
Thor06
10-07-2006, 01:50 AM
Mike=drives a 97 hp box and hasnt said a positive word since he sold his last DSM
david-b
10-07-2006, 02:06 AM
Dave=God
Oh, we were doing it about other people. Damnit.
Oh, we were doing it about other people. Damnit.
sganc4life_4
10-07-2006, 02:27 AM
^ = God.....of reach arounds. haha
blk_srt
10-07-2006, 03:32 AM
"You look like the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around"
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket
Probably one of the best war movies I've seen
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket
Probably one of the best war movies I've seen
david-b
10-07-2006, 07:44 AM
'"...He would take you and fuck you in an uncomfortble place."
"What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?"
Mall Rats
"What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?"
Mall Rats
ned032002
10-07-2006, 08:50 AM
"Shit on my dick or blood on my knife"
The Butterfly Effect
The Butterfly Effect
EDMUND65
10-07-2006, 09:53 PM
mike hasnt broken down and dropped money into the car he drives.... more money for beer
"how many pots you been smokin?" -40 yov
"how many pots you been smokin?" -40 yov
blk_srt
10-08-2006, 12:53 AM
peter griffen
l_eclipse_l
10-08-2006, 01:37 AM
eddie griffin
david-b
10-08-2006, 02:07 AM
Charlie Murphy
Blackcrow64
10-08-2006, 02:17 AM
Charlie Brown
blk_srt
10-08-2006, 02:26 AM
dave chappell
sganc4life_4
10-08-2006, 10:23 AM
lost episodes
Blackcrow64
10-08-2006, 11:16 AM
Super Mario: The lost levels
ned032002
10-08-2006, 11:36 AM
It's a me, Mario
nofear39427
10-08-2006, 11:43 AM
Meatballs
david-b
10-08-2006, 12:36 PM
Pollish Sausage
Thor06
10-08-2006, 12:41 PM
chicken sauage (good shit)
ned032002
10-08-2006, 05:30 PM
Deer Sausage
david-b
10-08-2006, 06:25 PM
Deer Jerky
AbsoluteGTR
10-08-2006, 06:28 PM
beef jerky
david-b
10-08-2006, 06:30 PM
Aligator Jerky (OMG this is so good!!!)
sganc4life_4
10-08-2006, 06:35 PM
Jello Pudding (SOOOOOOOOOO goood!)
Talon69
10-08-2006, 06:45 PM
Bill Cosby
ned032002
10-08-2006, 08:25 PM
Bill Gates
EDMUND65
10-08-2006, 09:01 PM
bob hope
sganc4life_4
10-08-2006, 09:07 PM
Bob Barker
l_eclipse_l
10-08-2006, 09:17 PM
the price is wrong...bitch
blk_srt
10-08-2006, 09:39 PM
adam sandler
Blackcrow64
10-08-2006, 09:49 PM
"The severe beating of a high school janitor"
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
blk_srt
10-08-2006, 11:26 PM
The brain
Blackcrow64
10-08-2006, 11:34 PM
How my boss mispells my name every week on the schedule. lol
blk_srt
10-08-2006, 11:39 PM
the goat
l_eclipse_l
10-08-2006, 11:47 PM
hickory stick
sganc4life_4
10-08-2006, 11:51 PM
meat stick...lol
ned032002
10-08-2006, 11:52 PM
magic stick
david-b
10-09-2006, 02:07 AM
My dick
(Wow... that rhymes)
(Wow... that rhymes)
Thor06
10-09-2006, 02:13 AM
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris."
EDMUND65
10-09-2006, 02:17 AM
In the guiness book of world records the fine print in the back reads " all world records have been set by chuck norris... the people in this book are the ones that have come the closest!"
ned032002
10-09-2006, 05:37 PM
"That's True!!"
Sleepr awd
10-09-2006, 05:40 PM
i did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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