And now for something completely different!
taranaki
08-17-2002, 08:23 PM
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/466361bikini.jpg
I call the first meeting of the AF monty python fan club to order!
Welcome,fellow python fans,post your favorite python pics here.....
I call the first meeting of the AF monty python fan club to order!
Welcome,fellow python fans,post your favorite python pics here.....
Damien
08-17-2002, 08:42 PM
I love Monty Python, but I don't feel like finding pics with my computer as slow as it is! Besides, I like there quotes more than I do pics! :D:D:D
I will go find some of those, since they don't take long to download! :jump:
I will go find some of those, since they don't take long to download! :jump:
S Brake
08-18-2002, 12:53 AM
I just watched the holy grail last night!
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/monty-python-grail-440517.jpg bad naughty zoot!
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/monty-python-grail-440517.jpg bad naughty zoot!
S Brake
08-18-2002, 12:55 AM
boingo82
08-18-2002, 01:11 AM
I have The Meaning Of Life on DVD...definitely can't post some of the pics here. That one's pretty naughty.
YogsVR4
08-18-2002, 01:18 AM
Truely the funniest of all the funny scenes they've ever done :)
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/132597notleave.jpg
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/132597notleave.jpg
S Brake
08-18-2002, 01:20 AM
On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.
tazdev
08-18-2002, 02:33 AM
Ssom
08-18-2002, 04:25 AM
Oh god :rolleyes:
taranaki
08-18-2002, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Oh god :rolleyes:
too bad Moss,THIS THREAD IS THOROUGHLY INFESTED:finger:
NOW...FOR THE EXPERTS,
name the live location and the best line from the sketch:eek: :D
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/175857travel.jpg
Oh god :rolleyes:
too bad Moss,THIS THREAD IS THOROUGHLY INFESTED:finger:
NOW...FOR THE EXPERTS,
name the live location and the best line from the sketch:eek: :D
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/175857travel.jpg
ragt20
08-18-2002, 10:11 AM
I knew it, I knew it was only gonna be a matter of time when he posted this thread :D....... well here goes
one of my favorite scenes......Black Knight scene Pic posted in earlier post by Snowie I think....
The Black Knight scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Arthur and his trusty servant Patsy "ride" along through the woods.
Suddenly they come apon a stream crossing where two knights are battling in a
heated duel with giant longswords. One is dressed in green and one in black.
Arthur stops and watches the fight.
The two knights attempt to maul each other in many various ways and with many
different tools of medieval weaponry. Finally, when the green knight is
charging the black with a battle axe, the black knight throws his sword
straight through the slit in the green knight's helmet. The green knight falls
to the ground, bleeding profusely. The black knight steps forward and pulls
his sword out of the helmet. King Arthur, impressed with the black knight's
fighting, motions to Patsy and they "ride" forward.
Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
(The black knight does not respond)
Arthur: I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
(no response)
Arthur: I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me at my
court at Camelot.
(no response)
Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
(no response)
Arthur: You make me sad. So be it! Come, Patsy!
As Arthur and Patsy start to ride past the black knight, he suddenly speaks:
Black Knight: NONE SHALL PASS.
Arthur: (taken aback) What?
Black Knight: NONE SHALL PASS.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but I must cross
this bridge.
Black Knight: THEN YOU SHALL DIE.
Arthur: I *command* you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside.
Black Knight: I MOVE FOR NO MAN.
Arthur: So be it! (draws sword)
A short battle ensues, where Arthur, relatively unencumbered by armor, easily
dodges the slow and heavy strikes by the black knight. Finally, Arthur
dodges a strike, steps aside, and cuts the black knight's left arm off with
his sword. Blood spurts from the knight's open shoulder.
Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No it isn't!
Arthur: Well what's that then? (pointing to the arm lying on the ground)
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You LIAR!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
There follows an even shorter foray, at the end of which Arthur easily cuts
off the black knight's right arm, causing it and the black knight's sword to
drop to the ground. Blood spatters freely from the stump.
Arthur: Victory is mine!
(kneeling, praying) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy--
He is kicked onto his side by the black knight.
Black Knight: Come on, then! (kicks Arthur again)
Arthur: (on the ground) What?!?
Black Knight: (kicking him again) Have at you!
Arthur: (getting up) You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight
is mine!
Black Knight: Ohhh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have!
Arthur: LOOK!!!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound! (kicking Arthur again)
Arthur: Look, STOP that!
Black Knight: Chicken!!! Chicken!!!!!!!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg!
(The Black Knight continues his kicking)
Arthur: RIGHT! (He chops off the black knight's leg with his sword)
Black Knight: (hopping) Right! I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll *WHAT*?
Black Knight: Come 'ere!
Arthur: (tiring of this) What're you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm *INVINCIBLE*!!!
Arthur: You're a looney....
Black Knight: The Black Knight ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! Have at you!!
(hopping around, trying to kick Arthur with his one remaining
leg)
Arthur shrugs his shoulders and, with a mighty swing, removes the Black
Knight's last limb. The Knight falls to the ground. He looks about,
realizing he can't move.
Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Pasty! (they "ride" away)
Black Knight: (calling after them) Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take
what's coming to you, you yellow bastards!! Come back here and
take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
:hehehe:
one of my favorite scenes......Black Knight scene Pic posted in earlier post by Snowie I think....
The Black Knight scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Arthur and his trusty servant Patsy "ride" along through the woods.
Suddenly they come apon a stream crossing where two knights are battling in a
heated duel with giant longswords. One is dressed in green and one in black.
Arthur stops and watches the fight.
The two knights attempt to maul each other in many various ways and with many
different tools of medieval weaponry. Finally, when the green knight is
charging the black with a battle axe, the black knight throws his sword
straight through the slit in the green knight's helmet. The green knight falls
to the ground, bleeding profusely. The black knight steps forward and pulls
his sword out of the helmet. King Arthur, impressed with the black knight's
fighting, motions to Patsy and they "ride" forward.
Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
(The black knight does not respond)
Arthur: I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
(no response)
Arthur: I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me at my
court at Camelot.
(no response)
Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
(no response)
Arthur: You make me sad. So be it! Come, Patsy!
As Arthur and Patsy start to ride past the black knight, he suddenly speaks:
Black Knight: NONE SHALL PASS.
Arthur: (taken aback) What?
Black Knight: NONE SHALL PASS.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but I must cross
this bridge.
Black Knight: THEN YOU SHALL DIE.
Arthur: I *command* you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside.
Black Knight: I MOVE FOR NO MAN.
Arthur: So be it! (draws sword)
A short battle ensues, where Arthur, relatively unencumbered by armor, easily
dodges the slow and heavy strikes by the black knight. Finally, Arthur
dodges a strike, steps aside, and cuts the black knight's left arm off with
his sword. Blood spurts from the knight's open shoulder.
Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No it isn't!
Arthur: Well what's that then? (pointing to the arm lying on the ground)
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You LIAR!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
There follows an even shorter foray, at the end of which Arthur easily cuts
off the black knight's right arm, causing it and the black knight's sword to
drop to the ground. Blood spatters freely from the stump.
Arthur: Victory is mine!
(kneeling, praying) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy--
He is kicked onto his side by the black knight.
Black Knight: Come on, then! (kicks Arthur again)
Arthur: (on the ground) What?!?
Black Knight: (kicking him again) Have at you!
Arthur: (getting up) You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight
is mine!
Black Knight: Ohhh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have!
Arthur: LOOK!!!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound! (kicking Arthur again)
Arthur: Look, STOP that!
Black Knight: Chicken!!! Chicken!!!!!!!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg!
(The Black Knight continues his kicking)
Arthur: RIGHT! (He chops off the black knight's leg with his sword)
Black Knight: (hopping) Right! I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll *WHAT*?
Black Knight: Come 'ere!
Arthur: (tiring of this) What're you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm *INVINCIBLE*!!!
Arthur: You're a looney....
Black Knight: The Black Knight ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! Have at you!!
(hopping around, trying to kick Arthur with his one remaining
leg)
Arthur shrugs his shoulders and, with a mighty swing, removes the Black
Knight's last limb. The Knight falls to the ground. He looks about,
realizing he can't move.
Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Pasty! (they "ride" away)
Black Knight: (calling after them) Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take
what's coming to you, you yellow bastards!! Come back here and
take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
:hehehe:
VideoNasty
08-18-2002, 10:54 AM
http://starship.python.net/~lutz/trainingSample/unit01_files/image007.gif
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay!!!!(can't believe no one posted that prior to me!!!
http://www.users.waitrose.com/~trannyfilms/pics_nr/python.jpg
[high falsetto] Batley Townswomens' Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbor[\high falsetto]
and my list could continue for days upon weeks
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay!!!!(can't believe no one posted that prior to me!!!
http://www.users.waitrose.com/~trannyfilms/pics_nr/python.jpg
[high falsetto] Batley Townswomens' Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbor[\high falsetto]
and my list could continue for days upon weeks
S Brake
08-18-2002, 02:41 PM
right, so we're not to leave even if you come back?
so we stay here and stop him from entering the room
Then the oral sex!
there are some who call me Tim
She turned me into a newt! I got better.
so we stay here and stop him from entering the room
Then the oral sex!
there are some who call me Tim
She turned me into a newt! I got better.
darkness
08-18-2002, 03:51 PM
Castle Anthrax.....................nuff said
"Oh spank me master!"
"Oh spank me master!"
taranaki
08-19-2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by darkness
Castle Anthrax.....................nuff said
"Oh spank me master!"
Don't worry,James,we're here to save you!!!!!:finger:
Castle Anthrax.....................nuff said
"Oh spank me master!"
Don't worry,James,we're here to save you!!!!!:finger:
darkness
08-19-2002, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Don't worry,James,we're here to save you!!!!!:finger:
But wait, what if I don't want to be saved!:D
Don't worry,James,we're here to save you!!!!!:finger:
But wait, what if I don't want to be saved!:D
Damien
08-19-2002, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Don't worry,James,we're here to save you!!!!!:finger:
Something tells me he's not the only one that needs help! :rolleyes:
*Leaves thread with Moss*
Don't worry,James,we're here to save you!!!!!:finger:
Something tells me he's not the only one that needs help! :rolleyes:
*Leaves thread with Moss*
moondog
08-20-2002, 01:09 AM
moondog
08-20-2002, 01:17 AM
ci5ic
08-20-2002, 07:04 PM
The Ministry of Silly Walks:
http://www.worldwideposters.com/av/mo0084.jpg
Hungarian Phrase Book:
http://alas.matf.bg.ac.yu/~chupcko/images/Monty_Python_1.jpg
Upperclass Twits:
http://cheerup.brian.free.fr/Pictures1234/Vivian5.jpg
And the other ones I couldn't find pictures for:
Confuse a Cat sketch (absolute all-time best MP sketch).
"Help! I'm being repressed!"
The guy chained to the wall at Camalot, clapping along to the song and dance routine
http://www.worldwideposters.com/av/mo0084.jpg
Hungarian Phrase Book:
http://alas.matf.bg.ac.yu/~chupcko/images/Monty_Python_1.jpg
Upperclass Twits:
http://cheerup.brian.free.fr/Pictures1234/Vivian5.jpg
And the other ones I couldn't find pictures for:
Confuse a Cat sketch (absolute all-time best MP sketch).
"Help! I'm being repressed!"
The guy chained to the wall at Camalot, clapping along to the song and dance routine
taranaki
08-21-2002, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by snowboarder
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/monty-python-grail-440517.jpg bad naughty zoot!
but Mother Supiror Spec2.....
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/584375zoot2.JPG
I thought you liked them............:D :D :D :D
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/monty-python-grail-440517.jpg bad naughty zoot!
but Mother Supiror Spec2.....
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/584375zoot2.JPG
I thought you liked them............:D :D :D :D
YogsVR4
08-21-2002, 10:53 AM
You can never have enough Python!
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