monkeys for security guards

India has employed a monkey to keep other mokeys off subway trains in New Delhi. Supposedly the monkey that they employed is the only thing that frightens the other monkeys. The handler for the security monkey is getting about 160 US dollars a month to do the job.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14121007/

here's what the monkey MAY look like. there are several different species of Langur monkeys.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:7wEKipZOXgAuxM:http://www.jmarcano.com/fotos/fauna/langur.jpg

ummm pretty interesting. what the hell are those stupid monkeys doing trying to get onto the subways anyway?? lol

India has subways?

India has subways?yeah you wouldnt think so, but hey you learn something new everyday. I never thought they had them either until now.

The subways are just for the monkeys. :rolleyes:

i guess when you have about 13.8 million people living in New Delhi they can't ALL be riding around on(in?) rickshaws :lol:

You laugh, but that's just one step closer to this:
http://www.movie-poster.ws/movies/wallpaper/fanart/mike/planet-apes.jpg

^^^Charlton Heston > Marky Mark

everybody > Marky Mark

:rofl: :rofl:

nothing wrong with monkeys.....

what da hell is the monkey gonna do with $160 a week? buy some beer and drugs? weird, i can't even imagine them being smart enough to go to a store to buy stuff.

what da hell is the monkey gonna do with $160 a week? buy some beer and drugs?
What can't a monkey do with $160 a week!? No bills, no gas tank to fill! More $$ for banannas and poo-resistant gloves

i can't even imagine them being smart enough to go to a store to buy stuff.
Did you see the monkey that tried to get in the World Series of Poker? Stupid human advisory board turned poor Mikey down :frown:

your serious about the monkey playing poker? cause if thats true, then he'll probrably be able to beat me.

Oh yes. I'm serious (http://feeds.renonews.net/?rid=33c0f5ac18d1905f&cat=bc9f1091e6c70d36&f=1) :iceslolan

hmmm after analyzing his skills, i might be able beat him.

So what happens when it is really so easy a monkey can do it? Hmmmm.

India has subways?

You didn't hear about the Bombay subway bombings?

The monkey handlers get the money I presume.

Funny story actually, I didn't have cash to play poker one night so I was designated the "Dealer monkey"

We later heard about the monkey playing poker... needless to say, laughter ensued.

*Edit*
P.S. Don't feel bad about not knowing there were subways there. I didn't even know there was anything EXCEPT monkeys and quite a few people... I think that's where the monkey revolution will start... but I might just be crazy.

Damn monkeys. They'll be taking my job if the State of Illinois finds out about this.:shakehead

You didn't hear about the Bombay subway bombings?

The monkey handlers get the money I presume.

yeah, the handler gets the money.

on a side note, Bombay is now knows as Mumbai.

reminds me of those lowjack commercials I think, or some saftey or insurance commercial.

When a guy tries to steal an Impala, a monkey comes out of the trunk with a wrench and bashes him over the head.