Chocolate always said it was a bit.........
ragt20
08-16-2002, 07:56 PM
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fishermans Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought.
Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to an hotel and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out.
However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She really had been with All Sorts.
:licker:
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought.
Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to an hotel and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out.
However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She really had been with All Sorts.
:licker:
taranaki
08-16-2002, 07:59 PM
ack!:spit: :apuke: no chocolate for me today!
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Damien
08-16-2002, 08:01 PM
So much for Spec2's chocolate fishes unless she's already ate them! :bloated:
:cwn27:
:cwn27:
ragt20
08-16-2002, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Damien
So much for Spec2's chocolate fishes unless she's already ate them! :bloated:
:cwn27:
well if she hasn't she better do b4 reading this :hehehe: :D
So much for Spec2's chocolate fishes unless she's already ate them! :bloated:
:cwn27:
well if she hasn't she better do b4 reading this :hehehe: :D
boingo82
08-16-2002, 09:20 PM
This would be funnier/grosser if I'd even HEARD of half that candy. Curly Wurly??
YogsVR4
08-17-2002, 09:00 AM
:) :) :silly2:
Spec2 Girl
08-18-2002, 06:01 PM
But where’s the Minstrels?????? :D :D :D
ragt20
08-18-2002, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
But where’s the Minstrels?????? :D :D :D
didn't want to put you off Minstrels now did I :hehe: :hehe:
But where’s the Minstrels?????? :D :D :D
didn't want to put you off Minstrels now did I :hehe: :hehe:
Spec2 Girl
08-18-2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
didn't want to put you off Minstrels now did I :hehe: :hehe: I knew there had to be a reason! :p (although it would take a lot to put me of those!! :licker: :D )
didn't want to put you off Minstrels now did I :hehe: :hehe: I knew there had to be a reason! :p (although it would take a lot to put me of those!! :licker: :D )
Ssom
08-19-2002, 04:34 AM
:licker: Now I'm hungry :D
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