His and Hers.....
ragt20
08-16-2002, 06:53 PM
His and Hers.....
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Bourbons en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over... naturally).
6.45 ****, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day; Man City beating Man U by 3 own goals from
Barthez.
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blowjob.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. :smoka: :smoker:
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Bourbons en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over... naturally).
6.45 ****, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day; Man City beating Man U by 3 own goals from
Barthez.
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blowjob.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. :smoka: :smoker:
Jay!
08-16-2002, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. :smoka: :smoker: :spit:
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. :smoka: :smoker: :spit:
Damien
08-16-2002, 07:21 PM
None of the "Women's Perfect Day" has the samething more than once? :confused:
Guess we have a one track mind! :rolleyes: :silly2:
Guess we have a one track mind! :rolleyes: :silly2:
YogsVR4
08-17-2002, 08:02 AM
I think that list pretty much sums it up :D
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tazdev
08-17-2002, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
sounds too much like hard work:bloated:
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
sounds too much like hard work:bloated:
Spec2 Girl
08-18-2002, 05:21 PM
Sounds about typical! :hehehe: :p
taranaki
08-19-2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by ragt20
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. :smoka: :smoker:
2 Small points......:(
1/nowhere to warm your feet.
2 nobody to appreciate your gaseous magnificence...:D
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. :smoka: :smoker:
2 Small points......:(
1/nowhere to warm your feet.
2 nobody to appreciate your gaseous magnificence...:D
Ssom
08-19-2002, 04:29 AM
This is excellent :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Though my ideal day would involve more blowjobs and naked women bending over :finger: :finger:
Though my ideal day would involve more blowjobs and naked women bending over :finger: :finger:
primera man
08-19-2002, 05:20 AM
Sounds like the perfect day for me :cool: :cool:
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