Ultimate Challenge!

My flatmates and I got drunk recently (as we do) and started discussing this. Of all of the above, who do you think would win in an ultimate battle?

Now, we're talking characters AND actors (eg Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer), so make with teh voting!!

you suck....um, idk. I gottsa say Jackie Chan just cause he's not up there.

rambo ftw, he took on an entire state, then an entire country. We could have gotten Bin Laden by now, if we had just dropped him in with a few of those arrows w/ warheads.

I also vote Bruce Lee.

You could blind-fold Bruce Lee, tie his hands behind his back, and give everyone else on that list a weapon and Bruce would take on all of them at the same time and still dominate!

Mr. T, I mean come on, who else drives a black and red van and can pity fools like there's no tomorrow? Plus, he's go the bling.

Chuck
Fuckin
Norris

Ahnold!! omg, commando was hilarious! he tosses that car over like its flipcup!!

I'd say Bruce... I mean.... it's Bruce. I mean, he clearly kicked Chuck Norris's ass in Return of the Dragon.

No Mr. Rogers???

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8546806313350412673&q=ultimate+battle+destiny

Id say Rambo.. as much as I thought about Bruce Lee.. you seriously cant win against Rambo and infinite ammo.

it has to be bruce.
you guys forget; for him to take part in this, he'd have to come back to life.
now that's a sign of a truely tough fothermucker.
and y'know what?
him dying was so that any new (fight) challengers might have a better chance of winning against a corpse.
he only comes back to life for special reasons like this.....

Who would win? It would depend on whose movie it was. :lol:




Bruce Lee.

I'd go w/ Bruce Lee.

I just hope they all beat up on Steven Seagal first!

You could blind-fold Bruce Lee, tie his hands behind his back, and give everyone else on that list a weapon and Bruce would take on all of them at the same time and still dominate!

You forgot to say that Bruce Lee would first take their weapon away from them, then beat them with it.

I'm gonna have to vote Chuck primarily because I think he is the one most likely to read this and take his vengance out on those who dared vote against him.

I would have voted Mr. T if I didn't have my picture taken with him when I was 4. If T has a soft spot for the kiddies, he'll never last in a fight to the death :disappoin

Jet Lee just because bruce is dead.

no contest.....bruce lee would dominate

so yes, bruce lee probably would... but that's no fun. how much better would it be to see Ah-nold crush bruce lee's skull, or to see chuck norris roundhouse kick him to the face, or see sly shoot a fucking RPG at him?? see, bruce lee winning is boring.

so yes, bruce lee probably would... but that's no fun. how much better would it be to see Ah-nold crush bruce lee's skull, or to see chuck norris roundhouse kick him to the face, or see sly shoot a fucking RPG at him?? see, bruce lee winning is boring.now see none of them would be able to do that to bruce because he is just too damn quick.:grinyes:

now see none of them would be able to do that to bruce because he is just too damn quick.:grinyes:

that's what she said.

that's what she said.:lol:

Patrick Swayze.

Road House is the best movie. Ever.

Chuck Norris's mom.

Some...no racist punintended...black grandma. o0o0o0o! Rappin' granny off that show. America's Got Talent.

fuck that shit... check these out:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/vinnym86/untitled23.jpg

Rofl!

fuck that shit... check these out:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/vinnym86/untitled23.jpg:rofl: :rofl:

Patrick Swayze.

Road House is the best movie. Ever.


Rednecks beat off to that movie.

Plus Swayze did dirty dancing. I refuse to have the winner of an Ultimate Fighting Challenge be a guy who did ballet with Ferris Bueller's sister, causing girls to watch that movie all the damn time, and wish they were her.

Macgyver would take everyone

Macgyver would take everyone

With a paperclip, glue, and any other random shit that was in the room at the time...

Macgyver would take everyone:disappoin he's a good guy but I really dont think he would stand much of a chance against the other listed sorry. :lol:

Jean Claud Van Dam

Chuck Lee Van Chan.


He kicks ass.

Jean Claud Van Damhaha shit I forgot about him. now there is a badass. im sure he would do good in this challenge.

Chuck Lee Van Chan.


He kicks ass.

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

Jean Claud Van Dam

Shit! Forgot about him! Added to the poll.

Cluseu! Pink panther!

Cluseu! Pink panther!


Now you're just getting ridiculous.

Pretty sure Speed Racer would just ram the bastards off a cliff and make them blow up....


But for reality purposes, Bruce Lee wins. I mean hell, he beat up Kareem Abdul Jabaar, he's atleast 8ft taller than Bruce.

Based on characters Seagal would kick everyones ass. Out of every single movie he has ever been in he got hit what... twice?

screw them all.
alanis morrisette.
dogma.
god.

Superman.

haha, Wadatah. I need to see that movie again.

Rambo. Many large calibre weapons tips the scales in his favor.













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Oh crap I forgot about Pootie! Yeah if he gets added to the poll change my vote to him beause he'd win.. I mean look at the last part of that vid.. he can see them bullets.

If you think you're Pootie Tangin'...

I had that song stuck in my head for ages. Good job on bringing it all back.

Neo from the Matrix would win.

Not only would he win... He would Neown them all.

Not only would he win... He would Neown them all.

Neown = Lame.

Sorry.

Neown = Lame.

Sorry.
I happened to get a kick out of it.

Sorry.

Despite the Chuck Norris jokes, it would have to be Bruce Lee.