If Jesus had a car,......

Originally posted by NiGhtRider_RS
WWJD? Turbocharge, supercharge..do you think if Jesus had a car..it would be the fastest in the world? I mean..even if it was a prius or a schoolbus or something, I think that based on the premise that he is part of the Holy trinity is enough to think that anything he would drive would smoke all of us. There's no substitue for octane like the holy ghost.:angel: :ylsuper

JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH A FRESH THREAD!:D

Nah, he'd be creepin' in a lowrider impala or something cruisy like that...

Or a VW bus...

"Dad, when will you take me down to get my license?"

"When your grades get better and you get your hair cut!"

*weeks past"

"So can I go get my license now?"

"Your grades are better, but you still haven't cut oyur hair!"

"I was thinkiing about that dad and well, Moses had long hair and so did Noah and Jesus!"

"Yes son they did. They also walked everywhere they went."

:rolleyes:

If he did have a vehicle, I'm with ci5ic. It'll be a VW bus! :ylsuper

I’m with the others. I just can’t see him driving a fast car somehow. :hehehe:

Maybe it's because of the hippie look??? :confused:

Personally, I think he would have a diesel:)

























And all his mates would say,"Jesus,is this as fast as it goes?":( :silly2: :silly2:

LOL... who needs turbo or supercharger (or even gas for that matter) when you can call on the hand of god to push your ass down the drag-strip?

I'm thinking a Yugo, or maybe something as princely as a Ford Festiva, but that's about it. The man lived very humbly.

So this thread is WWJD? - What Would Jesus Drive?

It's a moot point; Jesus can fly.

;)

But the Devil on the other hand.......................


Old American Muscle Car, 1mpg, jet black with flame paint job, fuzzy dice, giant big block v8:devil:

I like his style.:D

a*lada*Niva.

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg*+*http://perso.normandnet.fr/jayicgui/Voitures/Lada/Niva.jpg*=*http://www.irvingisd.net/beam/images/grin.jpg

Originally posted by darkness
But the Devil on the other hand.......................


Old American Muscle Car, 1mpg, jet black with flame paint job, fuzzy dice, giant big block v8:devil:

I like his style.:D I'm thinking a Hennessy twin turbo Viper would be fitting for the old "prince of darkness."

Jesus - Toyota Camry (the whole humble/meek thing)
Satan - Worked over Impreza WRX making about 1200hp at the treads with a 6 speed dogbox and 3 puck racing clutch.

Hahaha

Jay, sometimes I think you have a T1 line plumbed directly into your noggin.

Originally posted by ci5ic
Jay, sometimes I think you have a T1 line plumbed directly into your noggin. At work, I do. http://216.40.241.68/otn/other/program.gif

A Land Rover defender!!!!




Don't ask why :bloated: :bloated:

Satan would drive a low-riding black Caddy Escalade with 26 inch Chrome Rims :devil:

LADA

Originally posted by tazdev
LADA
Originally posted by Judge
a lada Niva.

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg + http://perso.normandnet.fr/jayicgui/Voitures/Lada/Niva.jpg = http://www.irvingisd.net/beam/images/grin.jpg

told you He could fly:

http://www.merrittministry.org/jesushom.htm

apparently,Jesus has a set of wheels on standby for when he turns up...:)

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/286945Bus.jpg

Courtesy of these guys....:eek: :eek: :eek:

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/506996Sign.jpg

Looks like Jesus has a lot to do on his list,but I don't see AF mentioned there.........:cool: :cool: ....or Kiwis....:cool: :cool: ......or cheesemakers.....:cool: :cool:
No mention of blasphemers either,and why adulteresses,but not adulterers???:eek:

please don't take offence,even God has a sense of humor :).....how else could you explain Australia? ;)

Originally posted by taranaki


please don't take offence,even God has a sense of humor :).....how else could you explain Australia? ;)


Perhaps it would be better to say, even God makes mistakes :finger:

are we allowed to make fun of Big J on Sundays?:stormzap: :eek:

Originally posted by taranaki
are we allowed to make fun of Big J on Sundays?:stormzap: :eek:

Course we can, I do it every day of the week :frog:

Originally posted by taranaki
are we allowed to make fun of Big J on Sundays?:stormzap: :eek:

What's the big deal with Sundays? Besides, it's not Sunday here yet anyhow! :D:D:D

Well that's groovy then........

I reckon he should have a Toyota Skyline R36 GT-D ;)

And if he did,would he be able to drive on water? :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by taranaki
And if he did,would he be able to drive on water? :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

:rolleyes:

*See thread on "World's Worst Jokes"*

here's a good reason not to f*ck with the No 1 Son...

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/460200cj_11504.jpg

I was in that for awhile! The karate was cheap so I just stopped after the first payment.