Payback time
primera man
08-15-2002, 08:48 AM
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body
because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to
donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband
and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the
skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor
their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at
the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she
ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on
and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was
overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I
just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There
is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body
because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to
donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband
and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the
skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor
their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at
the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she
ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on
and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was
overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I
just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There
is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
YogsVR4
08-15-2002, 10:37 AM
Thats hilarous! :D
ragt20
08-15-2002, 04:14 PM
hahahahahaah rofltmao.....thats brilliant Pman..:hehe:
Jay!
08-15-2002, 04:37 PM
Good one! :lol2:
darkness
08-15-2002, 04:51 PM
ROFLMAO:hehehe:
Spec2 Girl
08-15-2002, 05:20 PM
Beautiful! :D :hehehe:
tazdev
08-16-2002, 01:54 AM
now that is FUNNY:D
Ssom
08-16-2002, 06:16 AM
Pure gold :silly2: :silly2:
Damien
08-16-2002, 06:20 AM
Way to go!!! :cwn27:
A wish wanted by all men!!!! :D
A wish wanted by all men!!!! :D
DVSNCYNIKL
08-16-2002, 07:47 AM
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!:hehehe::hehehe:
JD@af
08-17-2002, 12:30 AM
YES!!! :ylsuper
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