o great, Jail-bait!

kinda long story: I was really really drunk one night --i love how most of my stories start off like this-- when i met an old highschool friend of mine. So the end of the night i get her number. Next weekend, i'm going to another party, so i text message her number with my AIM screen name, telling her about the party. So next weekend comes by, and she's there, so i asked her if she had gotten my txt... "umm, no?"... ok, w/e, maybe it got lost in the proverbial mass of lost cellphone calls and texts. Well, she was a little drunk, not really, but drunk, none the less, and intent on going home. We (as in me n my other friends present) tried to stop her from driving home. We came up with a good plan where one sober person will drive her car home with her in it, and one sober person will drive my car behind, driving sober person 1 and themself back to the party... well, on that decision, i handed her keys back to her, and two other girls started to leave... well, knowing girls, they NEED their purse, and the two sober girls came back inside to get them... in those 30 seconds, my friend had left in her car.
stupid, i know. So, i call her up asap. a girl picks up, n she sounds strange. so i ask my concerned questions in my drunken stupor, n she's just like "who's this?"... well, after the girl on the line played along as my friend, i kept revealing information such as where i live, my age, etc... at that moment, my friend calls another friend to tell them sry for leaving like that and she reached ok... while i'm on the phone with the imposter... that's when i realised it wasn't my friend, n i started asking who it was. turns out, its some girl living in a town next to mine, about 5 - 10 minutes away, who's only 14. yes, 14. i'm 20, btw. Apparently, this girl found it a turn on to have a random 20 yr old guy call her drunk, give her info about himself, and started flirting with me. i promptly told her "sry, i don't think we'll be seeing eachother" and called her jail-bait, and hung up. told the story to my friends present at the time and they were sure they'd never let me live it down. So i wondered how this mix up happened, and found out that i switched the last two digits of her phone number, it was xxx-xx85 instead of xxx-xx58. Well, about 10 minutes ago, this 14 yr old girl messaged me on aim, telling me that even though she's 14, she's "actually a rly cool girl like ive drank n like had sex n evrything already"... :eek7:, yeah, that was copy n pasted. i simply said i have a headache n i'm going to bed...

so, just wanted to say how creeped out i am right now.

sounds shitty...............start looking out your window for awhile she might be standing outside for you.

hope she doesnt try to stalk ya or nothing thought

yeah the 12-15 year old generation of girls right now is just terrible. i have a friend who's an 8th grade teacher and he tells me stories about these girls flirting with him, tits and ass hanging out everywhere. all they do is get on myspace and tell guys 18-21 about how "experienced" they are and everything they've done and blah blah blah. it's horrible and i'm sorry they got you too vin. i hope everything is ok with that girl you met :)

yeah the 12-15 year old generation of girls right now is just terrible. i have a friend who's an 8th grade teacher and he tells me stories about these girls flirting with him, tits and ass hanging out everywhere. all they do is get on myspace and tell guys 18-21 about how "experienced" they are and everything they've done and blah blah blah. it's horrible and i'm sorry they got you too vin. i hope everything is ok with that girl you met :)
I must agree with her. It seems like society is going to hell.

o, everything's fine with that girl i met, she's jsut an old friend from high school, really cool to chill w/. but i've got these little pricks on my ass...

I guess that explains the interest in signing up for the Marines, huh? Get out of town fast? LOL

Just yankin yer chain.

You join the marines and go outside of the country, youd have no worries. :icon16:

i swear, it sucks now. Girls need like tags or something around them telling their age...

not sure if i posted this before. i was at the beach once and I ran into a friend with 2 girls. well, not thinking and after a bit of small tlak, i asked who her friends were in the suggestive tone. she replied, "oh! that's my sis and her friend. my mom made me bring them here."

well, knwoing she had only one sister and a younger one at that...13...i quickly said, oh, well, i gotta run!

yeah, a beach is no place for a 20 yr old man anymore... It's a seperate story from back when i was in Cali earlier this summer, but i'm not getting into it.

as for the USMC, i guess it would solve this particular problem, :)

Yeah, my dad was telling me how on his last deployment, they had sailors tlaking to these girls from 15 and up. :lol:

I'm 19 though! i have half a year of teenhood! i should be able to enjoy the beach looking at girls, tlaking them, without worryiing about age. damn!

i think the standard ice breaking line for a girl these days should be "Hey what's up? Can I see your ID first?"

Just pass her number on to this guy. He'll know what to do
http://www.screenhead.com/funny/r.kelly_143.jpg

i think the standard ice breaking line for a girl these days should be "Hey what's up? Can I see your ID first?"

:lol:


"You see I don't work with any exact boundaries of the law because I wasn't consulted when the god damn laws were made. No, instead nameless, faceless politicians --the so called protectors of the moral majority-- decide what is right and what is wrong. I mean come on. I govern my life around my own personal code of ethics, and I suggest that you do the same. That way if, within the constructs of my own morality, I were to do something that is considered illegal, so be it. I feel no guilt whatsoever and furthermore, if I were to buckle under the social weight of the system by adhering to laws that I do not truly believe in then I would be extinguishing the very fire of patriotism and individuality. So in sense, by having sex with Natasha, I'd be preserving the rights our four fathers fought and died for."
~Ryan Reynolds in "Waiting..."

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"You see I don't work with any exact boundaries of the law because I wasn't consulted when the god damn laws were made. No, instead nameless, faceless politicians --the so called protectors of the moral majority-- decide what is right and what is wrong. I mean come on. I govern my life around my own personal code of ethics, and I suggest that you do the same. That way if, within the constructs of my own morality, I were to do something that is considered illegal, so be it. I feel no guilt whatsoever and furthermore, if I were to buckle under the social weight of the system by adhering to laws that I do not truly believe in then I would be extinguishing the very fire of patriotism and individuality. So in sense, by having sex with Natasha, I'd be preserving the rights our four fathers fought and died for."
~Ryan Reynolds in "Waiting..."


:rofl::rofl::rofl: man, i love that movie. that last week had to be killer though :lol2:

I must agree with her. It seems like society is going to hell.

In that case, im already in hell. If they're not jailbaits, they're emo.