who the hell throws a...

a slushie. yes that's right, who the hell throws a large, orange, slushie. so yesterday i was driving my friend's 96 corvette, we had the top off and the windows down since it was about 95F out. we were driving down a one lane road, i was doing about 5-9 over the whole time, didn't cut anyone off or do any other sort of asshole-driver things that could've caused him to do this. the second it becomes 2 lanes, the ricer that was on my ass the whole time accelerates up and whips a huge orange slushie inside and at our car.

he kept the cup, but the still semi frozen drink was all over the side and back of the car, both my friend and i, the windshield, the doors, the shifter, the panels, the tan leather seats, just everything! he even got it in my hair :banghead:

oh yeah, did i mention it stained? it took 4 showers to get the orange spots off my skin. i'm still pissed about it, never did get their license plate cuz they sped off and i was stopped to turn in a turn lane.


yesterday wasn't shitty just cuz of that. my boyfriend dumped me too. told me the reason was cuz he never wanted to be with me in the first place, just felt guilty and asked me out anyways. apparently he figured it was the nicer thing to ask me out then blow me off for awhile instead of not asking me out in the first place. he was so nice until we were together, and here i thought i had finally found a guy who was interested in more than just trying to get in my pants. further proof guys suck :rolleyes:

Last weekend my friends and i recieved a chocolate sunday, and cola on my budies jeep. He was about to kill the people, but they turned around a corner and dissappeared. so we ended up making some kid w/ us clean it all off w/ one of those windshield cleaner squegie things at gas stations. Good times, lol.

Hey qute!! Not all guys are like that. You just haven't found the right one yet. It took me until I was almost 28 to find the right woman so don't be in such a rush. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before one turns into a prince so keep on trying. That right guy will come a long soon!

If you ever get a shot at that ricer again try blueberry! It stains a lot worse than orange!

qute, I'll be in WI this weekend, I'll track em down and kick some ass if you want me to. That's a real asshole move they pulled. I get pissed when people leave hand prints on my car. if anybody ever threw a fuckin slishie!!!:angryfire I'm gettin mad just thinkin about it!

But I'm probably not the best example of level-headed drivers, I get extreme road rage. I have a habit of throwin on the e-brake and hopping out of the car in the middle of the street. I've been in 2 fights in McDonalds drive thru this past year alone and almost got my ass kicked when I jumped out on 5 guys in a Lincoln LS that decided to fuck with me. The only thing that stopped me was the fact they had brass knuckles, then it was time to put my balls in my back pocket and go home.

But for real, thats fucked up that you got slushie bombed. I wouldn't even wish that on the biggest of Green Bay fans :disappoin

edit: back in HS we used to have car wars where we would throw shit at each other (newspapers, drinks, ketchup packets) at each others cars when we were driving around just for kicks, but we all had cars with roofs and windows up. And we all washed the cars off after, never threw anything to stain or dent the cars

^ threw on the e-brake in the middle of the street?!? LMAO, i can picture it now.....

the outfit i was wearing that they stained orange probably cost more than their car. stupid goddamn overpriced hollister clothes suckering me in.. *grumble* :banghead:

^ threw on the e-brake in the middle of the street?!? LMAO, i can picture it now.....

:grinno: Not in the middle of traffic! As soon as we hit a red light, yank the brake, hop out the car, and its on.

but the last time I hopped out, while I'm walkin up to the car, I counted 5 heads and started to see it wasn't such a good idea. Then they hopped out slipping on brass knuckles saying quote, "You picked the wrong car bro". i agreed, said "Fuck you" and got back in the car :frown:

the outfit i was wearing that they stained orange probably cost more than their car. stupid goddamn overpriced hollister clothes suckering me in.. *grumble* :banghead:
Fashion has its price qute... and it seems you paid it. All the more reason to hop out of cars to whoop ass

Fashion has its price qute... and it seems you paid it. All the more reason to hop out of cars to whoop ass
me vs. 2 guys...yeah that totally would've been a fair fight. :rolleyes:

you know how small i am, there are 13 yr olds who are taller than me! there's a few advantages to being 5'2'', i'm "cute" sized :p

i'm "cute" sized :p
:grinyes:

I believe yo are officially a "midget". You get a college scholarship for that.

isn't the official heights for midgets (or dwarfs, or whatever you call the vertically challenged) 4'11"?

^ You're prolly right. Im just pokin some fun.

isn't the official heights for midgets (or dwarfs, or whatever you call the vertically challenged) 4'11"?
I dated a girl that was 4'11" once. No BS.
Thats back when I was about 6'2". It was funny as hell to see us together. Bedroom activities were always a struggle. I didn't know she was officially a midget though. Score one for me! I can cross that off my "To Do B4 Death" list now :bigthumb:

^ i feel ya. I crack short jokes all the time. When you are 6'3" pretty much everyone below 5'10" or so is a midget :lol:

edit: if you are under 5 feet tall you are legally a midget. here's a fun site http://www.midgetsrule.co.uk

^ EXACTLY, lol.

well is that for white people? because most hispanic women are under 5 ft tall. i find it hard to believe their entire race would be classified as midgets.

a scholarship would be pretty cool too. none of the sports or things i do are things that really have scholarships. i should've been a football player or something..

^ Oh yeah,

^ Oh yeah,
Oh yeah what? :confused:

Actually it doesn't matter. I love when you make short posts cuz it looks like the dancing bananna is saying it :lol:

i should've been a football player or something..
You could be the ball

well is that for white people? because most hispanic women are under 5 ft tall. i find it hard to believe their entire race would be classified as midgets.

that's a good point and i don't really have an answer for it. I would do more research but the damn firewall at work won't let me :angryfire: it would be interesting to find it out.

on a side note, i once dated a girl who was 4'11 as well, she got a ticket because she was supposed to be sitting on a pillow or something when she drove but she never did :rofl:

The "oh yeah" was in support of the "playing football" idea.

:bananasmi http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g226/cpitts11/00accord44.jpg

I love that little guy!

Sorry... back on topic

LOL, nice.

well is that for white people? because most hispanic women are under 5 ft tall. i find it hard to believe their entire race would be classified as midgets.



Dont know what kind of hispanics you've been around but there really isnt that many women under 5 ft.. not alot of guys either..

danielle, i recomend getting your hands on The Anarchist Cookbook. if you can't fight fair, you fight dirty. It is un-holy to mess with someone's ride, no matter what they drive... however i'll be honest in saying that i'd have tailed that fucker to wherever he went, gotten out and slashed his tires, keyed the FUCK outta his pos, and if they proceed to do something about it, simply give them a flying ninja kick to the babymaker.

^ :werd:

simply give them a flying ninja kick to the
babymaker.

have you seen that video where the dude is wearing a ninja turtle costume and does a flying ninja kick to some guys balls?? it's hilarious!

here you go http://youtube.com/watch?v=RrcwnXnVrXs&search=ninja%20turtle%20kick

Ow, that hurts just watching it.

have you seen that video where the dude is wearing a ninja turtle costume and does a flying ninja kick to some guys balls?? it's hilarious!

here you go http://youtube.com/watch?v=RrcwnXnVrXs&search=ninja%20turtle%20kick

YES!!! It was on that web clip show or whatever with Patrice O'Neal last year. Me and my friends almost died laughing when we saw it!:rofl:

YES!!! It was on that web clip show or whatever with Patrice O'Neal last year. Me and my friends almost died laughing when we saw it!:rofl:

yeah, it was a show on VH1 like Web 20 or somethin right? man that show had some funny ass clips. like the narcoleptic dog??

^I missed the narcoleptic dog! My friend was tellin me about it. He saw it on Web Junk and on Extra... lucky bastard. I'm about to look for it on YouTube

man that show had some funny ass clips. like the narcoleptic dog??
Do go on.....

Oh shit! There's more than one narco dog! Skeeter is the one my friend was talking about I think

Narcoleptic Dogs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbmbQkX7czo&search=narcoleptic%20dog)

it's so fuckin funny. i mean honestly, if i had a dog like that i would never leave my house.

sorry for the hijackin

Thats sad.

One day a highway patrol cop(county) threw a coffee at my friend's camaro(Cammed up LS1 and white) with the T-Tops off and windows open while in traffic then hopped in the car pool lane I chased him down and while he was in a gas station I told him to give me money for a complete car wash inside and out. I argued with him till his buddies came, and then realized I might be a little psychotic and gave me the money he wouldn't dishout. They had to apologized for his poor behavior. He actually found it amuzing. As I slowly off and thanked his friends for their kindness as I away I stupidly said, if you were off duty and in plain clothes I'd kick your sorry ass. His buddies laughed at him when he tried to come after me I laughed as he floored in reverse into two cop cars. His pals were then even more pissed off at him.

^ wow, lol. thats quite the story.

^ wow, lol. thats quite the story.
I honestly thought they were going to lock me up. I never knew cops would make up for others rude, cheap, uncool, and stupid behaviors.

I honestly thought they were going to lock me up. I never knew cops would make up for others rude, cheap, uncool, and stupid behaviors.
Thats what bein a cop is all about. Believe me, I've dealt with many a cop in my day and you wouldn't believe the shit they'll pull.:disappoin

I have a strange object thrown at me story of my own

One night while walking on the sidewalk just up the road from my dorm, someone in an SUV ipassing me in the road threw an old shoe at me and it landed right at my feet.

I was all like WTF!?!

I have a strange object thrown at me story of my own

One night while walking on the sidewalk just up the road from my dorm, someone in an SUV ipassing me in the road threw an old shoe at me and it landed right at my feet.

I was all like WTF!?!
I would have thrown it back.

Thats what bein a cop is all about. Believe me, I've dealt with many a cop in my day and you wouldn't believe the shit they'll pull.:disappoin
Yeah I know. I am exempt CDL, car pool lane, and other stuff(its a book) when doing ASPCA runs with a pickup truck and stock trailer for my friend who was psycho and got involved and cops always bust my chops. I usually have to have a Sgt dragged out. It wastes time, money, and tylenol. Sometimes the runs we do we should have been there yesterday situations.

what is a slushie? (sorry help a foreigner~)

what is a slushie? (sorry help a foreigner~)

Its a semi-frozen flavored drink. Kinda like a milkshake (if you know what that is) but with water instead of milk.

It comes out of a machine like this
http://www.justlaura.com/charles/MO-slurpee.jpg
You just have to reach around that guy

You fill the cup til its about to spill like so
http://mfiles.twogargs.com/pics/711slurpee.jpg

And I believe the one qute got assaulted with was this one
http://www.phillyist.com/attachments/philly_john/slurpee.jpg

And here's a link aboutProper Slurpee Thievery (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/slurpee)

man, there's a 7-11 right by my work. ya'll makin me want one right now. i'll wait till it gets to be a 100 degrees here then go grab one, which will be in about two hours

Ohhhhhh~ That thing~ alrite now i know thanks mate ;)

Ooh, if someone threw anything at my car I'd follow them until they stopped and beat them until they were close to death and crippled for life.... no joke.

I can't believe this thread has 40+ posts and no one has yet mentioned the movie The Weather Man (http://imdb.com/title/tt0384680) starring Nicolas Cage. In the movie, the title character is assaulted numerous times but drive-by drinks and frosty treats. By the end of the movie, he's done a decent job postulating why he's been a contant target.

Heck, even the one-sheet poster features a picture of him, post-attack:
http://www.poster.net/weather-man-the/weather-man-the-german-ed-nicolas-cage-michael-caine-hope-davis-gore-verbinski-3701241.jpg

man i totally forgot that movie and how much he got attacked. that was a funny movie

Totally off topic -

I'm completely undecided on how I feel about that movie. It was so depressing to watch...but so funny. I liked how real it was.

Anyway, Danielle, that sucks. I'm sorry about all that. If you want to talk about anything, i.e. how much guys suck, you know how to get in touch with me.

Weather Man was pretty depressing, I liked it though. The Chicken Nugget bombing was the greatest :grinyes:

But back on topic. I was in qute's "great" state of Wisconsin this weekend. Me and my friends were riding through the Dells mindin our own bees wax when some dudes in a 00ish Jeep Grand Cherokee pull up next to us, then pull off like we were racing. My friend is like WTF :confused: but proceeds to pass them back. That was to be the end of it. If they wanted to fly by again, more power to em, get pulled over by yourself.

But as they flew by again, this time, they decided to throw something (too small and dark to see at night but hard enough to make a loud pop) at the windshield. My friend was still wondering what the hell just happened, but I told him to follow em til they stop. We almost caught up to them at the next light, but it changed just as I was opening the door to get out. Then he just tailed em for a while, but never pulled next to em like I wanted, then he gave up and turned around before we were led too far away from town. I was pissed!

I told him, had that been me, we wouldn't have stopped until somebody got their ass beat. But throwin shit seems to be a common theme in Wisconsin. :shakehead

emm...somebody help enlighten me? I was told before that in the US most ppl that start things off first usually have gun with them...how true is that? (u know after all my college start next month and i never live there before and i just wanna get my degree)

Oh and as for the following the ppl and kick there ass...i don't know about the US, but if any of u guys ever drive in Thailand or Taiwan....i highly recommend u don't, just leave it, ppl here who dare to do that probably got guns or at least mean to have advantage if fight break out...

(and for the girls...guys don't sux...u just never look the goody goody boy thats all...)

... I was told before that in the US most ppl that start things off first usually have gun with them...how true is that?
Its hard to just generalize that people in America do or don't have guns with them. It depends where you are and what type of crowd is hanging around. If you get in a fight at a basball game, no one is gonna have a gun (in normal circumstances). But if you get into it outside of a night club, chances are, somebody has a gun in the car. And I guess people with guns are more likely to start stuff since they believe they can finish it, but again, it depends on the crowd.

Oh and as for the following the ppl and kick there ass...i don't know about the US, but if any of u guys ever drive in Thailand or Taiwan....i highly recommend u don't, just leave it, ppl here who dare to do that probably got guns or at least mean to have advantage if fight break out...

If ever I do travel to foreign countries, I have no intentions of following people anywhere to start or continue a fight. "Homefield advantage" can be critical in a fight

where i come from, in the US, many people carry guns here and i've had two or three pulled on me. i didn't throw something or anything like that. they just like scaring people. if you were to get out of your car i'm sure they would have no problem brandishing it and using it. i think each place is different though. but, i would advise that you approach with caution when you walk up to a car that threw something at you, UNLESS you have the power to back you up then by all means knock the ish outta dem

"Homefield advantage" can be critical in a fight
:iagree:

emm...somebody help enlighten me? I was told before that in the US most ppl that start things off first usually have gun with them...how true is that? (u know after all my college start next month and i never live there before and i just wanna get my degree)

Oh and as for the following the ppl and kick there ass...i don't know about the US, but if any of u guys ever drive in Thailand or Taiwan....i highly recommend u don't, just leave it, ppl here who dare to do that probably got guns or at least mean to have advantage if fight break out...

(and for the girls...guys don't sux...u just never look the goody goody boy thats all...)
actually that's the kind of guys i go for. the nice ones who aren't trying to be all badass and think they're all that. this guythat just dumped me graduated #3 in his class, took a lot of hard classes, got into the best school in the state and is going for mechanical engineering, he was a total gentleman and really sweet. maybe i was in denial that he was just another guy trying to sweet-talk me into taking my pants off for him and didn't care at all about me.

and chris i'm sorry that those guys were assholes. that is the like one of the only times i've heard of people trying to throw stuff at cars. last year some wannabe thugs at the mall tried to throw a soda through my open window, luckily they missed and hit my door instead. but still, its not like it's a common occurance here. and since you were in a huge tourist town, you can't even be sure it was someone from this state..unless they had our plates. in that case...i hope WI disowns them.

Thx guys for the heads up guys, will try to stay away from trouble.

and Quteasa sorry about ur bf, what i ment by that line is the guy that went crazy for u, you know? those that have liked u for a very very long time but u keep refusing. good guy is out there somewhere but it just isn't your time yet.

Had an empty beer can thrown at me, got their license plate number and the last laugh as they were pulled over 10 minutes later. Apparently Ford Explorers don't make for great getaway cars. :biggrin:

i was riding in the bed of a silverado and some punk threw a newspaper at us

we chased their ass cause there was 6 "emo" kids in the truck all of whom were taller than 6' and more than 200 lbs except me (5'6 and 135lbs but i can fight like a bat outta hell)

they got caught by the cops for having no brake lights and we stopped, and gave them their newspaper back.