well...I laughed at this one!
taranaki
08-10-2002, 05:51 PM
There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to forward her request, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!! Now get back to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to forward her request, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
(Please scroll page down.)
What were you thinking?
Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!! Now get back to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YogsVR4
08-10-2002, 08:31 PM
Sneaky bastard!
replicant_008
08-10-2002, 09:46 PM
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.
How?
They win three games.
How?
Jimster
08-10-2002, 09:53 PM
Y'know I was thinking, why didn't her husband just come shopping with her?? :rolleyes:
HONEST!!!! I really was :D
HONEST!!!! I really was :D
YellowMaranello
08-10-2002, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by replicant_008
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.
How?
They didn't play with each other.
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.
How?
They didn't play with each other.
speediva
08-10-2002, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by replicant_008
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.
How?
Who is "they"???
naki: hehehe... I really did see that one coming!!! :D :flash: :D :flash: :D
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.
How?
Who is "they"???
naki: hehehe... I really did see that one coming!!! :D :flash: :D :flash: :D
Jimster
08-10-2002, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Who is "they"???
naki: hehehe... I really did see that one coming!!! :D :flash: :D :flash: :D
see :finger: :finger:
Who is "they"???
naki: hehehe... I really did see that one coming!!! :D :flash: :D :flash: :D
see :finger: :finger:
tazdev
08-12-2002, 03:08 AM
woah you got me with that one Mr T.
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Ssom
08-12-2002, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
woah you got me with that one Mr T.
:(
Same here :(
woah you got me with that one Mr T.
:(
Same here :(
ragt20
08-12-2002, 07:35 AM
sneaky bugger :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
DVSNCYNIKL
08-12-2002, 10:54 AM
Sneaky indeed.:finger:
Polygon
08-12-2002, 11:29 AM
Yes, you crafty. . . . . :D
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