Goddam French People!

There are two things I hate in this world, racists and French people!
Ok im kidding but seriously, stupid fucking tourists.

Im here at work just chilling and my secretary says shes hungry, I am too but not enough to get lunch and be hungry some more for the rest of the day. So I tell her I'll go to the gas station on the corner and get us some Chocolate chip cookies and a couple of of Starbucks Frappuccinos to hold us of till later.
I walk out and I see three vans sorrounding my car. Now I always park far as hell so the customers have the closest parking and also less people park back there at the end of the lot so its safe from wide-swinging doors.
well no, these morons park all the way at the end of the lot when there are more then 40 spaces available right here!
As I get closser I see three people sitting on my car! :eek:
Two girls and a guy sitting on my hood! Guys tapping with his hand on it like beating a drum and singing some shit.
I fucking lost it man.
I ran up and grabbed the guy by the hair and yanked him off, some fuck tard sissy punches me in the back of the head, I lift up and heel kick him in the face but he grabbed my foot and blocked the kick (I think I sprained his finger though cause he just grabbed it with his other hand and didnt come close again.) faster then I could react three guys grab me and push me up against a tree and the one I threw off the car comes and punches me in the stomach......I just laughed cause he hit me three times and I didnt feel shit!
I head but the guy on my left and the guys on my right grab me by the collar and we all go down, Now Im pinned on the ground with two guys on top, I couldnt get up but I feel them kicking me in my ribs, finally some guy comes running up and pulls them off me! He spoke english....well he spoke something like english.
Thats when I realize they where French tourists! The soccer t-shirts and the gay rock girl music would of given them away had I payed attention to that...I didnt.
Hes like "What are you doing mr. crazy" or some shit.
I fucking yelled at him, "does that fucking faggot own this car? "
he says something to him in french, the kid yells back at him (thats when I noticed his nose is bleeding....Im not sure at what point that happened)
guy turns back to me "NO, No that is not his car you are mistaken"

me: no he is mistaken you fruitcake, if he dossent own this car then WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING SITTING ON IT?
guy: there is no harm to the car...
me: FUCK YOU! Fuck all of you fucking pussies,
the two girls had gotten off by now and where all stupified
me to the girls: What you bitch? I aint fucking you so whys your pussy up on my hood? (she had a low cut skirt so I know her shit was all up on my car.)
I turn back to him: This car is worth more then all of your lives put together asshole, you think Im gonna wait till there is harm done before I tell you to fuck off?

By this point there was a huge crowd around all of us, people from the other establishments and passerbys. One of the guys that works next to me said he had called the cops already and asked if I was ok.
I told him to hold them off while I check the hood and shit for scratches.
The frenchies started saying some shit and theyre all yelling at me and shit.
The translator saying he was gonna sue me.

Finally the cops show up, i tell them what happend, the cop looks at the tourists and says "how many attacked you?" I tell him three or four. He says "oh so it was self deffense?" the translator says I attacked them first.
cop says: no you violated his property and he did what any one of us would do.

well it went on for a bit and finally the escargo posse packed up and left.

wanna know the kicker? right before they left the cop says to them :alright folks thanks for visiting, VIVA ITALLIA! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I parked the car in the back now in case those pussies come back around and I checked it over, looks ok but there is one hairline scratch I cant seem to get rid off. I'll wash it tonight and see what happens.

Man.... that's like something straight outta Grand Theft Auto.

"I need this ride!" *punch to face*
"Chill homie.. it's only a car jacking" *kick to face*


Mushman... them frenchies are lucky you're not allowed to carry a Katana. Or they'd be ... french toast! lolololol...... shut up.... it's funny. You know you wish you thought of it first!

The fucking rocked...I so know how you feel. But this why everyone needs to learn

A)The Ranger choke hold (We don't teach this to no second lieutenants, Charli)
B) That Ranger slam 'em in the face so pushes their nose up into their brain thing.

I think you would have been justified, I woulda killed the fuckers. Twice. Then I woulda called up Chuck Norris, and send him to France, and that would be the end of it.

I fucking hate people like that. If its not your God damned car, don't fucking put your fucking touch it. Simple as that. I hate people like that.

Man.... that's like something straight outta Grand Theft Auto.

"I need this ride!" *punch to face*
"Chill homie.. it's only a car jacking" *kick to face*


Mushman... them frenchies are lucky you're not allowed to carry a Katana. Or they'd be ... french toast! lolololol...... shut up.... it's funny. You know you wish you thought of it first!

Its a good thing they werent in Texas because then we'd be burying a bunch of dead French pussies in closed caskets...unless you can make a face heal from a bullet hole...

I wouldn't bother Chuck with such meaningless people, the French don't deserve to die by the roundhouse kick of the Norris temple. No, they deserve somebody like... Mr. T to pity them to death.

*note to self, dont sit on blue GTO's*



i agree, if its not your car you shouldnt be touching it like that.

i too am very protective of my car.

Actually Matt I do have the sword permit, I got it in 98 and have to renew it every five years.
I dont carry it with me everywhere anymore though. Not since the new gun laws where passed. Rob is right though, I need to get my head out of the Samurai mentality and buy a gun already.

Fuck im so pissed though. I had to throw the shirt away cause those fuckers spit on my back while I was pinned down. WHO THE FUCK SPITS? thats like so gay! :disappoin

Fuck im so pissed though. I had to throw the shirt away cause those fuckers spit on my back while I was pinned down. WHO THE FUCK SPITS? thats like so gay! :disappoin

dude, theyre french. im surprised they didnt have white flags waving around when they saw you comin.

Fuck im so pissed though. I had to throw the shirt away cause those fuckers spit on my back while I was pinned down. WHO THE FUCK SPITS? thats like so gay! :disappoin


Who throws a shoe? Honestly?!?! If it was a good shirt, then I believe under the Constitution you have the right to use evenmore violent force.

Oh, and for the record, I've done the geneology...I'm not French, I'm Norman.

I have a lot of German and Italian in me... which makes me a passionately pissed off person geneticly.

I don't know how to cook very well, or how to design a better BMW. But I'm pretty confident I know how to take over Poland should need ever arise.

dude, theyre french. im surprised they didnt have white flags waving around when they saw you comin.
Yeah, 4 real. lol

New Sig Quote for me VVVV Hehehe

:rofl: At mushashi
:rofl: At half of the people in this thread

btw: watch this funny shit -- (the french are involved so its related..)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

:rofl: ^^^^^^^

^ lol, i've seen that B4. Funny as hell. lol

wow just wow. What pricks. I think that is awesome, I would have reacted in exactly the same way. Nice to see the cop was cool too.

First the cars in the lake, chocolate chip cookies for lunch, and now this...I wanna come work where you work!

LOL, the cars in the lake was where I used to work. Dont forget about the time they locked down the whole block cause of a bomb threat. That was at the old job too though. :shakehead

Or how about the time you stabbed the chick in the throat for calling you little?

Suprised she even married you.



:grinno::grinno:

I have a lot of German and Italian in me... which makes me a passionately pissed off person geneticly.

I don't know how to cook very well, or how to design a better BMW. But I'm pretty confident I know how to take over Poland should need ever arise.

Hey we learned from the Blitzkrieg alright. Let's all just move on.

Im half Irish too tho, so if you do decide to invade, ill probably be too drunk to notice...:frown:

I really hate french people..hell, i dont even like french dressing.
I get really angry when i see a group of people fighting one person.:angryfire
kicking some one while there on the ground is just wrong.:nono:
i would have done the same thing. I hate it when people mess with cars.


Btw are you ok.


" For sale- French rifle never fired, but dropped twice.":rofl:

" For sale- French rifle never fired, but dropped twice.":rofl:

:lol:

"what do french women use for camoflauge?

their armpits."

i could go on and on...

Btw are you ok.


Yeah man, they hit me soft as heck, like they where scared or something. I had to throw the work shirt away but its a uniform not one of my own so no biggie.

I head but the guy on my left

could the bloody nose be from that?

Actually Matt I do have the sword permit, I got it in 98 and have to renew it every five years.
I dont carry it with me everywhere anymore though. Not since the new gun laws where passed. Rob is right though, I need to get my head out of the Samurai mentality and buy a gun already.

Fuck im so pissed though. I had to throw the shirt away cause those fuckers spit on my back while I was pinned down. WHO THE FUCK SPITS? thats like so gay! :disappoin


Dude, they are FRENCH. I think French is Latin for "gay"...and if it aint it should be.

Nice job Musashi, you've defended the honor of America against those frog eating bastards.

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Gays are a very clean people...they've been like that ever since they came here from France.


Glad to here you gave them lads a good fuckin kicking. To reconcile ANY scratches, damages, etc. We will burn 3 Peugeot's to the ground. One for every motherfucker who was violating the GTO!

^ I can supply the matches & gas,....now we just need the cars.....

could the bloody nose be from that?
No the guy I head butted had to sit down, I nailed him right on the bridge of his nose with my forehead. he was wearing a blue shit with a white long sleave under it. The fag I pulled of the hood who was bleeding was wearing a black shirt and had long curly red hair (like Carrot Top) I seriously think he started bleeding from the stress or something. I do have a bump on my forehead now which is good cause that means I hit that prick all that much harder then I though.

The scratch dosent wanna come off but it looks like its under the clearcoat....wierd.... :screwy:
Its tiny though I dont think anyone will notice since it runs along the side of the left nostril.

wtf crazy story. :rofl: Obviously I think its funny because it didnt happen to me, but I can definitley see why you reacted the way you did. Lets hope you can get that scratch out. May I recomend a good claybar and wax treatment... and it it still isnt out, Meguiars Scratch X... :grinyes: Just looking out for you, glad there was no serious damage. :wink:

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Gays are a very clean people...they've been like that ever since they came here from France.


Glad to here you gave them lads a good fuckin kicking. To reconcile ANY scratches, damages, etc. We will burn 3 Peugeot's to the ground. One for every motherfucker who was violating the GTO!

i bet we could find some renault's for almost nothing...

freaking awesome!!! if i ever come to florida, i'm working with you man, cuz it sounds like you need someone to distract them while you beat the shit out of them next time!!!

:rofl:

anyways props on protecting your property, i occasionally feel like doing that to people that smoke too close to my car, cuz the smell gets inside and i ususally smell it halfway to whereever i'm going.

f*cking french bastards

I could go to FL too...it would play out like this.

Musashi is shit kicking the dude leaning against the car.
Elchico is doing something crazy to the dude that tried to pin Mush
I'm on the roof with my bolt action sighting it in on someone about to sucker punch Musashi...

I'm sure that wouldn't qualify as an international incident, would it?

I can see it now :grinyes:
Someone sits on the GTO, I go and pick up the phone and call up Cassies and Elchicoloco, they show up dressed like mexican mariachies carrying guitar cases full of guns and knifes and shit.....shweet!:icon16:

fu*k that mushashi, i'm scottish. we fight for the hell of it. i'm in alabama.... i've got your back. I'd drive out there to kick some gto hating asses anyday!

i almost test drove one last weekend.... i wanted to so bad.... i just can't afford it so i don't know if i should waste my time.

i hate french people...

nice country, shame about the poeple...

i hate french people...

nice country, shame about the poeple...



So it's consistant, the French suck ass and no one else on the planet likes them.



:lol:

So it's consistant, the French suck ass and no one else on the planet likes them.



:lol:

oh yea, more so because i'm British. we're bred to hate the french.

ever seen a bunch of drunk english tourists in france?

oh yea, more so because i'm British. we're bred to hate the french.

ever seen a bunch of drunk english tourists in france?


Is it anything like the soccer hooligans on the bus in the movie Euro trip?


:lol:

Is it anything like the soccer hooligans on the bus in the movie Euro trip?


:lol:

haven't seen the film. but yes, like soccer/football riots.

haven't seen the film. but yes, like soccer/football riots.
Here's the scene he's refering too... great movie. :icon16:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdAOFA6oxEY&search=Eurotrip


EDIT:

The German scene...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdAOFA6oxEY&search=Eurotrip

:lol::lol:

Except it's in French... wtf... Irony.

haven't seen the film. but yes, like soccer/football riots.


Okay then, the picture is clear.



:angryfire :biggrin2: :chair: :owned:

Here's the scene he's refering too... great movie. :icon16:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdAOFA6oxEY&search=Eurotrip


You're a scholar and a saint Matty, thank for the linkage to the asskickage.

:rofl:

umm....the football riots are far worse than that. i mean they need 5,000 police in riot gear to stop 500 rioters. i'll try find a clip of what it's like.

If you're not a Manc, your a wank!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uA1X4M6p2HE&search=Eurotrip


I want the sweater... "Kill something" :lol:

umm....the football riots are far worse than that. i mean they need 5,000 police in riot gear to stop 500 rioters. i'll try find a clip of what it's like.


So 500 rioting Englishman is considered a group of tourists in France??




:lol: :rofl:

generally, yes. you should've seen my school group on our french trip. i came close to planting my fist in my exchange's eye, then i went off with mates and wandered around Rouen totally wankered (that's drunk, by the way.)

when my friends went on their day trip they were arrested for attacking french people, but escaped when the police stopped to help other french people being attacked by another group of english tourists. both english groups then went to a pub to get pissed.

we don't like the french much...wankers...

Musashi, you need a film crew to follow you. It sounds like you experience quite a lot of exciting situations. I can't believe those tools sat on your car and acted like that. That is behavior demonstrated by various Third World countries whereby the inhabitants have no respect for anything. There are people in this country that are the same (eg. rioters during a natural disaster). I believe anybody who defaces the property of another person deserves everything they get. I'm glad the police officer stood behind you 100%. Sounds like you need to install those Decepticon mods asap...

See I knew I liked British people for more then one reason.....primary reason being Jeremy Clarkson of course.

btw I went over the hood this morning again, scratch is gone! its the darnest thing too cause it looked like it was under the clear coat but after I waxed it just vanished.
I guess the Aussies made it French proof or something!?!?
Australia, yet another nation that hates the french :aus:

If you're not a Manc, your a wank!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uA1X4M6p2HE&search=Eurotrip


I want the sweater... "Kill something" :lol:

hehehe, the Fiesty Goat! heheh, classic.

Next time I see a frenchie on my car Ill go grab my Manchester united tee and be like "oy, thats not yer Goat is it lad? Nao enlightne me, WHO FUCK ARE YOO? "

LOOK! THERES ONE OF THE FROG BASTARDS NOW!! LETS GIVE 'EM A MIGHTY GOOD KICKING!!

I love that movie, and I want that kill something hoodie so bad. I've found a couple of them, but they were all Smalls, and I don't do small hoodies. I don't do small clothes, period. But still.

generally, yes. you should've seen my school group on our french trip. i came close to planting my fist in my exchange's eye, then i went off with mates and wandered around Rouen totally wankered (that's drunk, by the way.)

when my friends went on their day trip they were arrested for attacking french people, but escaped when the police stopped to help other french people being attacked by another group of english tourists. both english groups then went to a pub to get pissed.

we don't like the french much...wankers...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wow, the pub is named fiesty goat, they kick some french ass, Musashi drives a GTO, kicks some french ass.

Thats destiny right there, your car needs to be named after the pub

wow i can only imagine what could happen if the french and english were to meet in the world cup final... and worse if the french won....

:rofl: nice thread man...

lol wow..no matter what country you're in, who just walks up and sits on someone's hood? it's not like you park out that far to give people easier access to your car or something..i hate my car and even i don't sit on my hood. if i wasn't so small, i would've done the same thing in your position. way to show them how things are done in this country! glad you and the car are alright :thumbsup:

Right on! Show them frenchies whats up! We bail them out of WWII and now this(hehehe j/k) Anyways i have exprience with these asshole. Im married to a swedish(shes from sweden) and from my expriences with them in europe they are just natural assholes and so anal! My wifey doesnt like them since they have no manners...they are rude! Plus thier cars suck peugeot and renaults are known for their constant breakdowns. America 1 French nil!

^can't forget about that citron garbage...

i always thought it was humorous how the renault cars are so crappy, but their F1 program is so good...

i always thought it was humorous how the renault cars are so crappy, but their F1 program is so good...


Just shows you where all the R&D Funding goes to. Renault is an F1 race team, that happens to build a few road cars on occasion.