How to save the Airlines

How to save the airlines..........



Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first

place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking

strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and

haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the

loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a

"party atmosphere" going in the cabin.



And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying

again, hoping to see naked women.



Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,

thus saving even more money I suspect tips would be so good that we

could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the

tips, including lap dances and "special services."



Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked

women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline

industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win

situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a

liability into an asset.



Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?



Sincerely,



Bill Clinton

heh, you know... it'd probably work.