quotes of wisdom???????
ragt20
08-08-2002, 05:11 PM
or not maybe the case :rolleyes:
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
- Mae West
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
-Anonymous
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"If you're going to lie, make it the damned biggest one ever.."
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It is a terrible thing for an old woman to outlive her dogs
Tennessee Williams
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Being a personality is not the same as having a personality
Alan Cohen
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It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
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I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way as a poor man is interested in money
Prince Phillip
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George F. Burns
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I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
- Mae West
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I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
- Mae West (again )
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Gardening is not a rational act. What matters is the immersion of the hands in the earth, the ancient ceremony of which the Pope kissing the tarmac is merely a pallid vestigial remnant.
Margaret Atwood
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Groucho Marx
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If at first you don't succeed, give up.
Homer J. Simpson
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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
- Rene Descartes
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To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say.
- Rene Descartes
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A friend in need is a pest, get rid of em.
Tommy Cooper
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If he's not careful, he'll have someones eye out in a minute
- Harold, Battle of Hastings, 1066
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Paraphrased
"keep it simple, stupid"
- William of Ockham
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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti :D
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i think - therefore I'm single.
Lizz Winstead
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
- Mae West
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
-Anonymous
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"If you're going to lie, make it the damned biggest one ever.."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It is a terrible thing for an old woman to outlive her dogs
Tennessee Williams
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Being a personality is not the same as having a personality
Alan Cohen
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way as a poor man is interested in money
Prince Phillip
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George F. Burns
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
- Mae West
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
- Mae West (again )
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gardening is not a rational act. What matters is the immersion of the hands in the earth, the ancient ceremony of which the Pope kissing the tarmac is merely a pallid vestigial remnant.
Margaret Atwood
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Groucho Marx
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
Homer J. Simpson
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.
- Abraham Lincoln
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
- Rene Descartes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say.
- Rene Descartes
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A friend in need is a pest, get rid of em.
Tommy Cooper
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If he's not careful, he'll have someones eye out in a minute
- Harold, Battle of Hastings, 1066
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Paraphrased
"keep it simple, stupid"
- William of Ockham
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti :D
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i think - therefore I'm single.
Lizz Winstead
Damien
08-08-2002, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
A friend in need is a pest, get rid of em.
Tommy Cooper
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!!" :bonghitte
-Anonymous
A friend in need is a pest, get rid of em.
Tommy Cooper
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!!" :bonghitte
-Anonymous
Spec2 Girl
08-08-2002, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
- Mae West
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Definitely a good motto to live by! :D
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
- Mae West
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Definitely a good motto to live by! :D
tazdev
08-08-2002, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Groucho Marx
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Groucho was a genius:D
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Groucho Marx
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Groucho was a genius:D
YogsVR4
08-09-2002, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
Groucho was a genius:D
Thats the truth!
Groucho was a genius:D
Thats the truth!
Clarko
08-09-2002, 04:56 AM
Tom Waits--"Better a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy".
Ssom
08-09-2002, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by Damien
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!!" :bonghitte
-Anonymous
Hey friend :bonghitte :bonghitte
These are some rather wise quotes.
Oh Spec2- I guess Mae West is your new hero???:finger: :finger:
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!!" :bonghitte
-Anonymous
Hey friend :bonghitte :bonghitte
These are some rather wise quotes.
Oh Spec2- I guess Mae West is your new hero???:finger: :finger:
DVSNCYNIKL
08-09-2002, 08:38 AM
DVS's favorite words of wisdom.
"If everyday smells of Roses, you're in a cemetary".
:D :D :D
"If everyday smells of Roses, you're in a cemetary".
:D :D :D
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