Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine
Muscletang
07-04-2006, 12:26 PM
Prisoner has surgery for removal; unknown how many it took to screw it in (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13679095/)
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MULTAN, Pakistan - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a gray-bearded man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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MULTAN, Pakistan - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a gray-bearded man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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TexasF355F1
07-04-2006, 12:48 PM
That's sick!
I guess, umm...yeah. I have no further comments.
I guess, umm...yeah. I have no further comments.
thecackster
07-04-2006, 12:49 PM
Just wow...thats tallent right there.
G-man422
07-04-2006, 12:49 PM
werd...
00accord44
07-04-2006, 01:56 PM
"He swears he didn't know the bulb was there" :rolleyes:
freakray
07-04-2006, 02:06 PM
Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
00accord44
07-04-2006, 02:08 PM
Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
Fortunately the sun does shine out my butt
Fortunately the sun does shine out my butt
clawhammer
07-04-2006, 02:09 PM
Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
thecackster
07-04-2006, 03:59 PM
Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....
I bet his thinking exactly. :screwy:
I bet his thinking exactly. :screwy:
Muscletang
07-04-2006, 04:14 PM
Man: My butt hurts!
Doctor: Your what?
Man: Yeah my butt hurts, so I stuck a light bulb up there to see what was wrong.
Doctor: Your what?
Man: Yeah my butt hurts, so I stuck a light bulb up there to see what was wrong.
Oz
07-04-2006, 07:45 PM
As long as it wasn't a fluorescent tube, who really cares?
blindside.AMG
07-04-2006, 09:27 PM
"Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor"
That's the saddest part of the whole story. :disappoin
That's the saddest part of the whole story. :disappoin
VR43000GT
07-04-2006, 10:38 PM
Reminds me of "Jackass".........
'97ventureowner
07-04-2006, 10:45 PM
As long as it wasn't a fluorescent tube, who really cares?
Maybe it was one of those old fashioned "gas lights"??!!
Maybe it was one of those old fashioned "gas lights"??!!
vinnym86
07-05-2006, 04:30 AM
oh gaod! could you imagine if it shattered!? I had a drunk chick throw a light bulb at me once on the bus and i had like a million little glass fragments stuck in my arm
'97ventureowner
07-05-2006, 10:40 AM
1) "So how many prisoners DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb??" Guess we may never know.
2) Surgeon #1 "What is that, a light at the end of the tunnel?"
Surgeon #2 " Yes!, It's a lightbulb!"
3) Guess you could say he was a model prisoner, a "shining" example to all his fellow cellmates.
2) Surgeon #1 "What is that, a light at the end of the tunnel?"
Surgeon #2 " Yes!, It's a lightbulb!"
3) Guess you could say he was a model prisoner, a "shining" example to all his fellow cellmates.
MonsterBengt
07-05-2006, 11:07 AM
haha omg, are you seeing the same google ads as me?
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